Sony hire you to write her a X-rated movie vehicle. You cast yourself to save money. What's the plot?

Sony hire you to write her a X-rated movie vehicle. You cast yourself to save money. What's the plot?

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She chokes on my cock for 140 minutes while I relax

i become her pusy slave!

Movie about a sex car? sounds dumb

i fart on her ear

Damn what a super whore. Life in plastic, it's fantastic.

It's a Louis C.K..'s biography where I reenact his sex crimes

>a X-rated movie vehicle
what did he mean by this?

>140 minutes
more like 1.4 minutes who are you trying to kid

cringe

A 6'5 amazon dressed entirely in rubber milks me till I die

Bold and edgy.

She femdom me telling me I'm a good boy while she slaps her giant booty on my penis over and over screaming in ecstasy and going primal with the sole purpose to breed

She and a Sup Forums type character kill Greg Lansky

BASED pusy poster

it's a biopic about edging taking place over a month where she continuously edges me then stops and demands i write her a song in my frustration, producing 30 songs entirely brought on by severe, growing denial, with one bonus track about release because she lets me cum in the end

fund it

me fucking eva green and monica bellucci for 3 hours
and ana de armas deleted scenes for the blu ray release

She's an ugly nigress. Now if Emma Watson choked on my dick I'd probably last like 50 minutes at the most

A man at the end of his rope decides the best way to go out is by changing the world and being remembered. He sets out on a quest to kill high leveled celebrities and A-listers in the Western media. He succeeds and the final scene is him ambushing and killing a new Director (played by me) during the premier of his latest flick.

BASED

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kino

any nicki minaj porn lookalikes?

My queen. I bow to her pink hairless perfect anus.

worst emma of all time

even the frog gets a pass next to this ugly limey goblin
ty i worked real hard hoping it gets picked up for an international release pun intended

Um some random ghetto trash must do filthy porn bordering on abuse to get 100 bucks for crack or something i guess

>take 8 prisoners from all over the world
>take them to a deserted island
>put them in cars
>make them race around the island
>if a car goes below 80kmh the bomb inside it detonates
>only the winner survives
>the winner has to win 10 races and he's free
>plot twist once he wins 10 races he's transported to another island where this shit repeats

Femdom. She keeps me as her sissy chastity slave and savagely pegs me after particularly stressful shows. She's cold and shows no emotion aside from her pleasure at my constant edging and denial.

She denies my existence to anyone and is incredibly possesive of me, like i'm some treasured doll she doesn't want to share.

I have yet to understand how a single man can be so based. Never change, pusy poster.

I swear this situation is like the early 20th century debauchery in germany.
This thing wont last much longer, there is a reckoning coming for all of these whores and pimps and the rest of the human garbage.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT

Settle down Bickle

>preferring ugly 11 year old boy over Nicki

Dont you worry. The western filth being produced is gonna get culled either by another war since we havent had one for a long time now or by climate change.
Its been like this all of history and this level of mental depravity and self humiliation and the humiliation of others and of humans in general simply cannot last much longer.

The Woman Who Couldn't Get Away Because Her Femurs Were Shattered

test

noted

>or by climate change.

Anal invaders 5. Cast: Lia Marie Johnson, Kiernan Shipka and Eva Green as the mother.

I finally adapt Sup Forums's Udder Insanity.

More like bald and edgy.

>tfw already came to this pic 3 times and about to do it again
help me lads I'm losing control of my life

Anyway, it's a comedic take on Under the Skin.
Minaj plays an intergalactic alien queen that discovers humanity is the most war-like race on the universe. They would be perfect to continue her bloodline.
Upon crashlanding on Earth she discovers that most of humanity has stopped fighting wars, men are weak and unmanly.
She meets me, meek skinny beta male (aka the average 21st century man).
Wacky Hijinks ensue as I try to make her find the perfect male warrior.
In the end she realises humanity is still strong in many different ways besides warfare and settles for me.
30+ minute sex scene.
End on a marriage scene.

>hoo boy here it comes "look Tyrone big asses, you like big asses right, oh wait you call 'em BOOT-EH AMIRITE MUH BROTHA?!"
>I wish I was home watching True Detective season 1

keep fapping and stop moments before the cum, repeat till you can control yourself anymore

Addendum to the actresses contract:
> This role requires off screen nudity.

Found footage of when Daddario captured me and drained me of my life essence.

Heavy Metal live action adaptation, not a direct one though.
Her role wouldn't be all encompassing though because nobody would see that shit.

this user gets it

that shit fucks you up but it's worth it

Live action adaption of Mizuryu Kei Land
with the galko-chan issue as a BD extra

Based pusy poster

with a free pass for all attractions

But who would play Galko?

She'll be CGI.

Sarah Gadon

mana izumi

what year was that not 2017

THIS IS 2017 with weaponize woman & numales

Please remove this post.

why is one girl so much bigger than the other

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>Drag Queen Festival in Austin
>Austin
Enuff said

movie with idris elba
unsimulated sex scenes

all I want.

>idris elba
you better make sure to have a bunch of sweetie feeties innit m8

>Black Stripper
>Whitey with Jungle Fever
>Shameless rewrite of Moby Dick

No tits.