Senator

Senator...

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I'm a house nigga

>starts the monologue
>stops at every other word to laugh at his own jokes
Is maherposting the hottest new meme?

>Looks at audience for booings when his host is having the upper hand

This is gross. It's racist.

I'm surprised there haven't been any harassment accusations against him. I guess he frequents the right sex clubs

He's a house nigga

So yesterday night in Reno, Nevada two men were shot by police for trying to steal malt liquor from a Circle K. The ironic part is that the people who reported them to police, were their fellow black people..
>silence
Chances to say, these straight aces weren't no house niggas
>nervous laughter
Oh come the fuck on its 2017, if i cant say house nigga then ill say domesticated gorilla instead!
>audience starts to roar with laughter
And another thing...all these African house gorillas who keep shitting on my lawn at 3:30 in the morning deserve to be tire fired on livestream at hbo.com which you can view on Pay Per View. Now isn't that both sweet justice and a great capitalist venture!
>laughter builds into some people getting high blood pressure in the crowd
But hey take it from me, Im a fucking socialist and yet i love taking money from the torture and murder of wild black beasts! My ancestors did it during the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade so why can't I?
>laughter leads to multiple people having mini-strokes
Also did i mention I'M A JEW AND FUCK DONALD DRUMPF
>multiple people in the audience die from cardiac arrest as applause becomes thumping like the roman coliseum during the days of the Caesars

That kike is a pedo.
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>ITT

It's just a matter of time, apparently he would get rapey at the playboy mansion when they used to throw parties there

t. field nigga
Only house niggas allowed in this thread

Why did you post this here? Why do you post this shit all day long in other threads?

>i respect teh flag so much i put memes on it and wear it as a cape
lol this is why it's always so easy to dismiss these people's LIBRULS DISRESPECT MUH FLAG sperging

lol edgy

When will you seek professional help for your autism?

LOL You tell them. Praise KEK fellow MAGA'pedes

Trump is living in his head rent free. He/she can’t just move on with their lives.

dont you all know that anybody who criticizes left wing media is an alt right rural retard?

dat house nigga

>i hurt myself today

Listen here senator if youre not a HOUSE NIGGA, please show yourself out