Character is 25yo

>character is 25yo
>isn't balding

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I'm sorry OP

>character is 31 yo
>doesn't spend his life on Sup Forums

>character is 31yo
>isn't a virgin
>has friends

>character takes selfie
>doesnt open his mouth

I’m 33 and spend a ridiculous amount of time on Sup Forums. But I also have a job, wife, and full head of hair. Idk how I’m supposed to feel.

I'm 19. Been balding since I was 14. Used to just shave my head but I can't at my current job.

It was shitty at first but I'm pretty used to it now. Even got laid a few times in high school. Literally just be confident my man

>character wakes up
>he doesn't still feel tired and actually wants to go to do his job

>the first time a girl said you were going bald

What job doesn't allow you to shave your fucking head?

>character has facial growth
>isn’t inseparable from pubic hair

yeesh lol

You didn't lose your hair, it just moved to your back

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holy molly

>I’m 19

>I'm 19.
I'm sorry user

Man, what's up with 20 year olds nowadays that they're prematurely balding? My dad and uncles started balding in their 40's

Generation JUST amirite?

>have kept my head completely shaved for many years now ever since I started noticing a bit of thinning
>too scared to let it grow out now

Holy shit lol

Bruh you’re getting a monk head, that’s way cooler than the receding hairline most baldies get. Consider yourself the king of hairlets.

>but I can't at my current job.

nothing has changed user. Movies made you think that anyone can reach his 40s unaffected

> hairy back
> severely balding beyond repair
>only 19

JUST

I'm a veterinarians assassitant at the local kennel and I'm the only dude there. The doctor lady said it would look too "Nazi-ish"

bruh

>The doctor lady said it would look too "Nazi-ish"
tell her to fuck off and sue her

>The doctor lady said it would look too "Nazi-ish"
are you kidding me

Gay

I had actually forgotten how bald I was until I took I picture on the shitter. Goddamn

nigga is 19 and looks like 30 years older than me who is actually 3 years older than him

jesus. Shave it and keep the beard.

why are you taking shits with your dog

>said it would look too "Nazi-ish"
please be b8

It's threads like these that make me realize how much I love Sup Forums. No matter how bad things seem at least I'm not balding. Feels good man

On the plus side, you're only balding on the top of your head. If you're 7 feet tall nobody will notice.

Bruv look at the top of his head
Oh no no no no no
"breaths in"
Ahahahahahahahhahahaba

jeesus i thought i had it bad. you're literally the definition of pathetic. i feel so sorry for you. if winning the genetic lottery were graded you would've probably been expelled. i mean jesus mate.

Shut it

I like how you and your boyfriend wore matching shirts. Cute.

nature is a bitch

I want to see you sit on the shoulders of the skinny one

Me and my qt3.14 uggo from a couple years back. Miss her sometimes.

This is my blog now btw.

This better be bait m

Which did you lose faster, the girl or your hair?

what the hell did you eat her?

At least you were in decent shape back then? Why did you give up?

You look like a typical numale here, you're better off bald

Thank God I have cumskins genes to not look like an amerindian manlet, but not enough to go bald.

this. Al least being a nazi makes you look like a man

I was already bald on top in that pic. I broke up with her after about a year of dating. Her family was batshit crazy and her twin sister was constantly trying to break us up. I ended it eventually and gained like 100 pounds

Here's my YouTube channel if you wanna see me in action btw. Excuse the shilling

youtu.be/22eYXvSVwAs

>when your mom asked you

Shave it and tell her it fell out. Your goal is actually to get fired so you can sue the bejesus out of them.

she wanted you cock. Also
>no twin 3way

She's really cool though. I was telling her about a guitar amp I played in a store that I liked a lot and the next day she told me she had put it on layaway for me. I wouldn't fuck her over

This is my only regret.

How come this thread became 10/10

>you just know

shes not uggo

>it was all the fault of her family
of course user
keep telling yourself that

nice neckbeard

>uggo
It's not like you're a 6/10 yourself

>character doesn't have a girlfriend
>gets one

Hey, I call my ranger the danger ranger too!

>The inbreds