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Gem War Now Edition

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Jasper is best gem

I love Lapis Lazuli

oh shid

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im posting opal and you cant stop me

THE MEME KEEPS EVOLVING

Reminder that Jasper is fat, ugly and dead forever

HEY LAPIS!!!

ARE YOU OKAAAAAY?!!?!?

YA. LAPIS VERY OKAY.

I want to suck on her blueberries

That's great and all, but when does she Spank Sapphire?

Hey Amethyst from the last thread give me your best prank ideas for me to pull on Lapis.

The best one will get a shitty little green text!

With who?
Any lewd/risqué?
Toasty!

No

THAT'S IT

THIS ENDS NOW

Reminder that Jasper is beautiful and perfect and Jasperdemptionseason6 will redeem the show and raise ratings so high that CN wil renew SU up to season 20

I already told you, have sex with her disguised as Steven

W-will you marry me?

Both.
Steven will jizz a grain of pink sand into Jasper's vagina, which will fuse with her grain of orange sand.
The two will grow because of Steven's human cells, and eventually, a full sized Milky Quartz gem will pop out of Jasper's vagina.
This was Rose's plan for Steven. To create a substitute for kindergartens so Homeworld wouldn't need to colonize so many planets anymore.
Steven and Jasper's love will bring peace to the universe forever.

If Tiger Philanthropist isn't a parody of the Great Saiyaman I will end it all.

Shatter her and then turn to the audience and yell "THIS PIECE OF SHIT CHARACTER WAS JUST A PRANK BRO".

Gems should play games with humans

You fuse with Steven for a mission, then you go to Lapis and exclaim that you've trapped Steven inside the fusion, then fight Lapis with all of your life, then before she tries to kill you, unfuse.

The thought of Greg lying awake in his van years after Rose died...just looking up at the ceiling and wishing so hard she was still here. That's rough, buddy.

Poof her then eat her gem so when she reforms she's inside you and all like WHAAAAAT

Does this count?

Shapeshift into lapis and hold lapis down and then molest lapis, continually asking her why she's raping herself and then end it by telling her to stop crying and that it was just a prank

I want to pop out of Jasper's vagina

showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-friday-cable-originals-network-finals-2-24-2017.html

WE STILL ABOVE A MILLION Y'ALL

Requesting Pearl suffering in her gay hell.

Paranoia fags leave.

FUCK YES SEASON 10 CONFIRMED

Looks like CN's hail mary worked....

but it won't work a second time....

l a p i s s s

thats the best we can hope for at this moment

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The real thing to watch will be Tiger P's ratings.

This was a Zuke episode about Ronaldo with a hamfisted message.
They hopefully won't need another hail mary like that again.

W H E N

Why didn't the CGs talk with Lapis and just have that moment together? They already seem to be friends after everything that's happened. I feel like I've skipped an episode

1.1M RONALDO CONFIRMED TO SAVE SU

THIS SHOW IS JUST SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Because the crewniverse are hacks

they're saving that development for when jasper is redeemed, but the show will be cancelled before that happens

how long til previews usually?

this will just encourage CN to resort to using more false advertising

>Jasper - Jessie
>Lapis - James
>Peridot - Meowth
>Pumpkin - Wobbuffet
>Connie - Mimikyu
Prove me wrong

no

Just curious, how old are people in this thread.

Lapis is shit, get over it

kys

Misleading more than false. False would be nothing related to Bloodstone appearing in the episode at all. No name drop, no gemstona shit, nothing.

What they need is exciting and CONSISTENT advertisements. Twitter and Tumblr ain't gonna cut it.

I love Lapis Lazuli

62

Hatebase is comprised of 12-9 year olds

Fanbase has been proven to be 13 to 35

yes

What did /sug/ think of Rocknaldo? Just watched it.

REDDIT INVASION SOON
GUARD THE DOORS

>false advertising
You would have to be a literal retard not to figure out that Bloodstone was Ronaldos gemsona

> a Lapidot self-inserting dyke ruins Peridot
> gets BTFO
> is replaced by a Jasperdot self-inserting dyke
There's truly no hope for the green memegolblin.

>look up Mimikyu
jesus christ this is some junji ito tier shit

>no strawpoll
strawpoll.me/12431911

I only upvote Jasperfags.

Below average Ronaldo episode with above average cringe humour. Decent enough but not really worth a rewatch.

Waste of time, hopefully it made people realize the previous episode was a lot better.

UPBOATERS L E A V E

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Has Pearl ever kissed Steven in his sleep?

Peridot was specifically engineered to be a self-insert.

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I love lapis lazuli

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canon

ONLY NORMIE HETEROS LIKE LAPIS

lapiven

Pearl as James is too perfect.

Heavy handed nonsense. That being said, the jokes were pretty good

only for autists who are ugly and don't have any friends

Well now that's just simply untrue

I love Lapis Lazuli

damn, jasper cassidy fits pretty good

that comprises most of the crew/fanbase

so yeah

*retards

Right, the Steven universe fandom

i'm neither though

Now thats just cringeworthy

piss on her yelling "Hey, Lapis! Remember the Ocean?"

No new episode titles announced. Going back on hiatus after Friday. Why don't we all just kill ourselves now?

>WHERE ARE LE LEAKS!!!!!!!!???

you first

CN is just having fun. So people get so upset over 11 minutes of their time that they likely didn't even pay for.

dont put my spooky boy Mimikyu on the same level as Connie

Jasper and Lapis sucked up so much Amethyst piss during their time in the ocean, Amy herself would be jealous
>like a feesh

forcefeed her haha

This is Jasper

Please say something nice to her.

I am sorry that you are so autistic that you think being an ugly autist with no friends is the norm.

I love you and your beasts

what does BBD mean?

source on that interview?