Reminder that Jasper is beautiful and perfect and Jasperdemptionseason6 will redeem the show and raise ratings so high that CN wil renew SU up to season 20
Sebastian Ramirez
I already told you, have sex with her disguised as Steven
Angel Bailey
W-will you marry me?
Brayden Thomas
Both. Steven will jizz a grain of pink sand into Jasper's vagina, which will fuse with her grain of orange sand. The two will grow because of Steven's human cells, and eventually, a full sized Milky Quartz gem will pop out of Jasper's vagina. This was Rose's plan for Steven. To create a substitute for kindergartens so Homeworld wouldn't need to colonize so many planets anymore. Steven and Jasper's love will bring peace to the universe forever.
Isaiah Smith
If Tiger Philanthropist isn't a parody of the Great Saiyaman I will end it all.
Daniel Martin
Shatter her and then turn to the audience and yell "THIS PIECE OF SHIT CHARACTER WAS JUST A PRANK BRO".
Ryder Reed
Gems should play games with humans
Benjamin Hernandez
You fuse with Steven for a mission, then you go to Lapis and exclaim that you've trapped Steven inside the fusion, then fight Lapis with all of your life, then before she tries to kill you, unfuse.
Jaxon Harris
The thought of Greg lying awake in his van years after Rose died...just looking up at the ceiling and wishing so hard she was still here. That's rough, buddy.
Carson Miller
Poof her then eat her gem so when she reforms she's inside you and all like WHAAAAAT
Christian Foster
Does this count?
Oliver King
Shapeshift into lapis and hold lapis down and then molest lapis, continually asking her why she's raping herself and then end it by telling her to stop crying and that it was just a prank
The real thing to watch will be Tiger P's ratings.
Xavier Taylor
This was a Zuke episode about Ronaldo with a hamfisted message. They hopefully won't need another hail mary like that again.
Jace Flores
W H E N
Brandon Smith
Why didn't the CGs talk with Lapis and just have that moment together? They already seem to be friends after everything that's happened. I feel like I've skipped an episode
Jaxson Cox
1.1M RONALDO CONFIRMED TO SAVE SU
Julian Rodriguez
THIS SHOW IS JUST SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Samuel Gutierrez
Because the crewniverse are hacks
Nolan Jenkins
they're saving that development for when jasper is redeemed, but the show will be cancelled before that happens
Connor Ross
how long til previews usually?
Owen Rivera
this will just encourage CN to resort to using more false advertising
Oliver Young
>Jasper - Jessie >Lapis - James >Peridot - Meowth >Pumpkin - Wobbuffet >Connie - Mimikyu Prove me wrong
Caleb Foster
no
Joshua Richardson
Just curious, how old are people in this thread.
Chase Martinez
Lapis is shit, get over it
Aaron Butler
kys
Nathan Jackson
Misleading more than false. False would be nothing related to Bloodstone appearing in the episode at all. No name drop, no gemstona shit, nothing.
What they need is exciting and CONSISTENT advertisements. Twitter and Tumblr ain't gonna cut it.
Alexander Foster
I love Lapis Lazuli
Daniel James
62
Joseph Hernandez
Hatebase is comprised of 12-9 year olds
Fanbase has been proven to be 13 to 35
Isaac Clark
yes
Bentley Gomez
What did /sug/ think of Rocknaldo? Just watched it.
Mason Hall
REDDIT INVASION SOON GUARD THE DOORS
Lincoln Rivera
>false advertising You would have to be a literal retard not to figure out that Bloodstone was Ronaldos gemsona
Josiah Anderson
> a Lapidot self-inserting dyke ruins Peridot > gets BTFO > is replaced by a Jasperdot self-inserting dyke There's truly no hope for the green memegolblin.
Josiah Perry
>look up Mimikyu jesus christ this is some junji ito tier shit