Apprentice Thread 2
Apprentice Thread 2
SJ
>expando
SL
First for jade
Everyone is shit
Again
E X P A N D O
As someone who works in marketing
these idea sessions hit close to home
I agree, this show needs more Social Justice.
>The new 2017 Ford Erectus
>it's a car designed for families
Genius.
Who wins?
they all need to get fired, this is fucking embarrassing
>loft expansions
Jesus christ, these brown bitches
>Exspandau Ballet
who /jade/ here
i don't usually like black chicks but there's something hot about the one in this one
Definitely a multiple firing tonight
Liz reminds me of housekeeper in student halls
How do I get a marketing job la?
That fucking advert, deary me
J O A N N A
Modern
>cut to Norman villiage
LIZ is the GOAT
>6’2
>THIS ADVERT
a bit of Apprentice history right there
>handing the question over to Bushra
top fucking kek
Bushra btfo
Fucking hell lads
What the fuck was that
It's a ford fiesta, it's clearly not reliable
>no attempt to explain why they're in a medieval village at all
>6'2
it keeps going up
>throwing Bushes under the bus
Fucking kekd
I said it last week
Talk pure shite and hope for the best
That ad was also shit
Liz threw Bushra under the expando
That advert was absolute Oscar bait.
Best episode this year by FAR
>6 foot 2
MANTLETS BTFO
James is fucking useless
I hope he comes back and literally throws every single one of them under a double decker bus.
Bushra thrown under and over the bus
That's tragic pitch no. 1 out of the way
>a different kind of family
i thought this cunt from week 1 and james were the same bloke kek
and Jeff drives the bus
>dead silence from Michela
She's fucked
TEAM VITALITEH
Will the next be better or worse?
PLACE YOUR BETS
RIP Michaela
UNIVERSAL CHOKING SIGN
>ywn be tall enough for big liz
EBIN EXSPURDO
based
Jesus christ they're both absolutely terrible beyond belief
No idea who James is, desu
How can you be THIS shit at pitches
It's not fucking rocket science
>technologically advanced
>80s pop music
>clearly on a housing estate in england while acting like it's miami
deary me
jade is handsy oi oi
>I know I'm handsy
hot
>females 17-25
Big market for brand new cars.
>handsy
Jade best girl
pls don't fuck up Sarah lass
>bike plebs btfo
Better than rave music in a norman village
Normally by this stage they're slightly alright. They're just all terrible
She can be handsy with me any day am I right lads
How can you have a business background and be this shit at speaking to 5 people?
4 people
Claude doesn't count
would DEFINITELY let jade handsy me
this cunt
it is though desu
What has Charles done this task
ANISSA COMMITING SUICIDE LIVE ON CAMERA
...
Michaela's face i'm dying
Anisa is good at sabotaging their pitch, isn't she?
>LET ME EXPLAIN THE NEGATIVES
""""""""""""""businesswoman""""""""""""""
Too bad Ross Perot is dead desu
Anissa throwing herself under and over the bus
FUcking lmfao this episode is bananas
Is Anisa deliberately trying to fuck them?
I saw the bike earlier and assumed that they had a secondary product to sell, kek
SHUT UP ANISSA YOU ACHING SIMPLETON
HEY HERE'S MY SALES PITCH: MY PRODUCT IS SHIT
I imagine a lot of first time drivers buy second hand desu
>these candidates were the best of the bunch
>thousands of other applications were turned down
>only 5 minutes left
w-woah
>best
Think you mean most entertaining
Different environments and situations. It's easier to chat shit about stuff you've known and worked around for years with not much really on the line.
>Anissa, if you're gonna commit suicide at least take some kuffar with you. You're fired
if you're competent you don't get on the show
any topless beach paparazzi shoot slags this year?
Damn...
Not the best business people you nonce the best for TV
No, just Andrew
He literally said last week's task was his favourite though
Just Liz
We all know who should go
But at this stage who should win?
I guess if you did all of your shit online