Apprentice Thread 2

Apprentice Thread 2

SJ

>expando

SL

First for jade

Everyone is shit

Again

E X P A N D O

As someone who works in marketing

these idea sessions hit close to home

I agree, this show needs more Social Justice.

>The new 2017 Ford Erectus

>it's a car designed for families
Genius.

Who wins?

they all need to get fired, this is fucking embarrassing

>loft expansions

Jesus christ, these brown bitches

>Exspandau Ballet

who /jade/ here

i don't usually like black chicks but there's something hot about the one in this one

Definitely a multiple firing tonight

Liz reminds me of housekeeper in student halls

How do I get a marketing job la?

That fucking advert, deary me

J O A N N A

Modern
>cut to Norman villiage

LIZ is the GOAT

>6’2

>THIS ADVERT
a bit of Apprentice history right there

>handing the question over to Bushra
top fucking kek

Bushra btfo

Fucking hell lads

What the fuck was that

It's a ford fiesta, it's clearly not reliable

>no attempt to explain why they're in a medieval village at all

>6'2
it keeps going up

>throwing Bushes under the bus

Fucking kekd

I said it last week

Talk pure shite and hope for the best

That ad was also shit

Liz threw Bushra under the expando

That advert was absolute Oscar bait.

Best episode this year by FAR

>6 foot 2

MANTLETS BTFO

James is fucking useless

I hope he comes back and literally throws every single one of them under a double decker bus.

Bushra thrown under and over the bus

That's tragic pitch no. 1 out of the way

>a different kind of family

i thought this cunt from week 1 and james were the same bloke kek

and Jeff drives the bus

>dead silence from Michela

She's fucked

TEAM VITALITEH

Will the next be better or worse?

PLACE YOUR BETS

RIP Michaela

UNIVERSAL CHOKING SIGN

>ywn be tall enough for big liz

EBIN EXSPURDO

based

Jesus christ they're both absolutely terrible beyond belief

No idea who James is, desu

How can you be THIS shit at pitches

It's not fucking rocket science

>technologically advanced
>80s pop music
>clearly on a housing estate in england while acting like it's miami

deary me

jade is handsy oi oi

>I know I'm handsy
hot

>females 17-25

Big market for brand new cars.

>handsy

Jade best girl

pls don't fuck up Sarah lass

>bike plebs btfo

Better than rave music in a norman village

Normally by this stage they're slightly alright. They're just all terrible

She can be handsy with me any day am I right lads

How can you have a business background and be this shit at speaking to 5 people?

4 people

Claude doesn't count

would DEFINITELY let jade handsy me

this cunt

it is though desu

What has Charles done this task

ANISSA COMMITING SUICIDE LIVE ON CAMERA

...

Michaela's face i'm dying

Anisa is good at sabotaging their pitch, isn't she?

>LET ME EXPLAIN THE NEGATIVES
""""""""""""""businesswoman""""""""""""""

Too bad Ross Perot is dead desu

Anissa throwing herself under and over the bus

FUcking lmfao this episode is bananas

Is Anisa deliberately trying to fuck them?

I saw the bike earlier and assumed that they had a secondary product to sell, kek

SHUT UP ANISSA YOU ACHING SIMPLETON

HEY HERE'S MY SALES PITCH: MY PRODUCT IS SHIT

I imagine a lot of first time drivers buy second hand desu

>these candidates were the best of the bunch
>thousands of other applications were turned down

>only 5 minutes left
w-woah

>best

Think you mean most entertaining

Different environments and situations. It's easier to chat shit about stuff you've known and worked around for years with not much really on the line.

>Anissa, if you're gonna commit suicide at least take some kuffar with you. You're fired

if you're competent you don't get on the show

any topless beach paparazzi shoot slags this year?

Damn...

Not the best business people you nonce the best for TV

No, just Andrew

He literally said last week's task was his favourite though

Just Liz

We all know who should go

But at this stage who should win?

I guess if you did all of your shit online