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This shit nightmare world is worth living in if only for thick asses and fat fucking titties.

FPBP

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I only continue day to day because I know there is facesitting and fart porn waiting for me when I get home.

>not THICC

you had one job user

don't forget to report fetish threads

Take this as an apology

Fuck

It's nothing.

Thick thread?

I made this a couple days ago and I've been waiting for one.

Kings and Lords have killed for the greatness of a big ass.

An aztec lord actually wanted a woman with an ass so big, his hands would not be able to hold it. He could not find such lady, and the priestesses of his land made fun of him. He fucked those priestesses and then continued in his search for thicc ladies.

By far the best Drew Saturday art I've seen

Damnit what thread was this posted in before? It was a picture of a page from a book or something right?

I've seen better.

Wait what?

>yet another SU thread

That is a fucking upside-down lollipop. You clearly have no understanding of THICC

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Meme fetish

That looks awful

Old aztec legend. He even fucked a god that turned into a woman.

>UUU space travel

No it isnt

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Tell me more...

You don't know about Huemac?

Guessing you haven't seen many
Or any

Terrible

True

t. Australian.
Of course not.

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Huemac his name meant: "Big Hands" or "Big Gift". He loved big women so much, that a good chunk of his legend revolves around fucking women (priestesses included) with big assess and a god that turned into a woman and then fucked by him.

Poor sod had a pretty sad ending, nonetheless.

>Signs of the end was near, at least for glory of an empire. There were many signs that were predicted by old sages who saw the coming of the end of the Toltec Empire. But there was one sign that would alert wise men of the beginning of the end, the quest for the women with biggest buttocks. Strange sign for a prophet to interpret, yet it came to pass literally.

Huemac, the Bad, ruler of the Toltecs, suddenly felt the urge to find a women with the biggest widest buttocks and take her as her wife and queen consort. He had great power, so he used all his assets all over the known world to locate this fantastic female. He ordered for a lady with 4 hand-palms wide buttocks. Emissaries were sent to all corners of the Toltec nation, and ambassadors were sent to strange far-away lands. Time passed and many women of all ages and all strata were brought to the presence of Huemac. Yet his lust was not satisfied. These ladies were not worthy of his measurements requisites.

His quest continued, but started to create unrest amongst his people. Everyone began questioning the rule of Huemac, his foolish quest, whilst people faced the greatest drought in centuries. Famine was rampant, but Huemac did not care but only for his ideal woman.

And when everything was thought impossible, one afternoon his emissaries brought a woman to Tula, the capital of the Toltecs.

She was escorted to Huemac’s palace, people crowded around her. To some there was great excitement and wonder, for others sadness filled their hearts due to the fulfillment of the prophecy. The lady was brought to a dark courtroom where Huemac’s throne was located. There he was, his lust a peace at he saw her coming into the room. He asked for her name, and his emissaries told him that she was Coahueye.

Lady Coahueye approached Huemac, who was high in his throne. Guards were ready to approach her, when Huemac gave them a sign to stop and let her do as she wished. She went up a few stairs and in front of his presence, lady Coahueye lifted her skirt up, and rested in a reed mat that was in front of Huemac’s throne. Huemac stood up and immediately ordered his guards and emissaries to leave. Both were alone now.

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“Why did you come forth so bluntly?”, asked Huemac.

Lady Coahueye answered, “I wanted to show proof of your wishes and desires.”

“No normal woman has such nerve to approach the throne and lift her skirt in such manner”, he said.

“I am no normal woman, physically and in heart. Just as a warrior uses his weapon because he has one, I have also my own weapons. And I am willing to use them at all extent”, said Coahueye.

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imagine being in the middle of their asses and then having them both fart on you

The fact that mods delete Gargoyles threads but not this garbage makes me sad.

I think Peridot's would smell much better than Amethyst's, just saying haha

A BLO BLO BLO

user, plz I already fapped today.

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I hate both of you. I'm not joking, you deserve to be banned

Never change Sup Forums.

Pretty sure they're referencing an obscure meme.

haha...

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>shes in zones next loop
Unf

That's right.

Oh man! Just imagine how stinky Amethyst fart is! haha!

I won't.

This is the greatest legend in human history.

I wish to subscribe to the religion of thicc.

Is this cropped

Everytime Blushmallet delivers, she delivers H A R D

>He ordered for a lady with 4 hand-palms wide buttocks.

Hell, the average fat chick today has an ass that big. The true whales have asses TWICE that big. Huemac was ahead of his time.

wait is that per asscheek or both asscheeks?

and is it a curved line around? were the palms being used in a staight line like a ruler, or wrapping the ass like a measuring tape?

this is a fucking girl show. if you're a dude and you watch this shit you're gayer than anyone on /mlp/

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first day on Sup Forums?

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What the hell is this from?

>if you're a dude and you watch this shit you're gayer than anyone on /mlp/

If only it were that easy.

FP got the shaft

Sadly, it was not my shaft

She didn't even need the booty to have my lustful emotions.
I'm not saying the other emotion.

It is. You watch a show where a gay fat kid hangs around 8 different dykes and doesn't fuck any of them. Pretty fucking gay. Like most of the cast fucks each other but the shitty main character literally doesn't fuck anybody.

this reads like an angry facebook post

You read like a faggot pedophile who likes little boy butts

my statement stands true it seems

>no J-10 art
She was made of ass. What the fuck.

>Signs of the end was near, at least for glory of an empire. There were many signs that were predicted by old sages who saw the coming of the end of the Toltec Empire. But there was one sign that would alert wise men of the beginning of the end, the quest for the women with biggest buttocks.

my god

mfw the american empire is coming to an end

I got you

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Is that an edit or did the animators really fuck up?

>Sundown finally re-opened a few commission slots after what seems like ages
>Find out right after they're full

Life isn't supposed to be this unfair, is it?

On that note I wonder just how detailed does Amy make her insides and just how long it took her to reverse engineer human metabolism out of pure whatever gems are made of.

Let's not and say we didn't.

No newfag, the faggot is you. The nigger is also likely you. But not the good kind of nigger that appreciates thicc. no, the bad kind.

Who's the thicc purple woman?

I want to stick my head between them and have a butthole on each ear

I guess that's one way to hear shit.

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>2006
>"Sup Forums needs a cartoon porn board"
>"It really doesn't, you'll still post porn on the worksafe board and the porn board will become a shitheap of bad art, fetishes, furry, and drama"
>"But muh non-worksafe"

>2011
>"Sup Forums needs a cartoon porn board"
>"It really doesn't, you'll still post porn on the worksafe board and the porn board will become a shitheap of bad art, fetishes, furry, and drama"
>"But muh non-worksafe"

>2015
>Sup Forums gets a cartoon porn board
>people still post porn on the worksafe board and the porn board immediately becomes a shitheap of bad art, fetishes, furry, and drama
>"No that board doesn't count nobody likes it stop banning me for making porn threads on the worksafe board"

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>shitskin
>being accepted into glorious German military and not being euthanized on-sight

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Please no thicc-tan dumps, only post canon characters

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