Poppy O'possum

What's wrong with Morbo, I don't even know when it updates. Hope he's fine.

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UPDATES DO NOT WORK TAHT WAY

>What's wrong with Morbo
He's a furfag, they're prone to suicide.

update tonite

send him money, that usually makes him come out of whatever depression he has.

He literally didn't update because he couldn't get a shower

How do you even know that.

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I'll scrub you Morbi.

thats alright morbman

more hellmouth when

The very same thing is happening where I live, but I live in a third world country.

Par for the course.

Why do you need a shower, it's not like he works at a McDonalds and has to be presentable, unless he goes to a Starbucks to show everyone his porn.

He's a lazy piece of shit who uses any excuse to get out of doing any actual work (not that he needs any excuse to not do work, but if he has even the slightest excuse he'll use it).

Just give up on the webcomic already. Everyone else has.

>He's a lazy piece of shit who uses any excuse to get out of doing any actual work
So he's /ourguy/

>implying you have to take a shower to be presentable in a Seattle Starbucks

I'm sorry, but no matter how hard I've given up on Poppy, I've already been hooked into the fantasy lesbian telenovela garbage, and I'll see it through to the end.

Tell me o great one

How do I stop being a lazy piece of shit all day and play all these games?

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>making threads without an update
The fuck is wrong with you people

Does this count as a update?

Fucking artists man.

Getting money off art commissions on the internet is not making a fucking living. I'm so goddamn sick of hearing internet artists baww every time they can't make ends meet.

Get a fucking part time job, work that part time job until your art lands you actual, steady income.

don't be jelly.

(that means jealous)

He makes $640 per week assuming he actually fucking delivers

That sounds more like "my water main is broken and I'm pissed off" than "a bloo bloo they turned off my water."

let's be honest here, morbi sucks

Yeah, he sucks dick.

also he draws like shit, he should have stayed drawing porn

>his drawing sucks
>so he should draw instead

people will fap to a toats with the shape of a vagina

>Morbi moves to seattle
>propane truck overturned on the one major freeway that runs through the heart of seattle
>traffic stuck for hours
>overflow jamming seattle city streets, also causing gridlock for hours

lol

>seattle

Considering he used to live in Florida, it's an improvement

>640 per week assuming he actually fucking delivers
You still make it sound like he updates more than he actually does.

I know, i just wanted to reference that scene.

hell i live in brazil and even i think florida is a boring-ass place.

He does 'reward comisions' that I think we've never seen.

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I HOPE MORBI IS OKAY
I'M TIRED OF MY FAVOURITE WEBCOMIC CREATORS NOT BEING OKAY
LIKE THAT ONE SKELETON GUY WHO TURNED OUT TO N O T B E O K A Y
THAT WAS SUCKY

> He's a lazy piece of shit

Morbi in a nutshell.

Sometimes they get posted in these threads, like Midna in a sling-bikini and that pic of the Floran Seven Samurai.

surprise surprise a neet isnt happy and pandering to the internet for money isnt lucrative when you make webcomics

I'd still probably do Mary.

Even if she'd never call back and she'd always fail to remember my name.

In fact that's kinda hot, being used like that...

Mary wouldn't really be a very good girlfriend.

Though having her as a friend with benefits would be great.

Is Brazil known for being boring or something? I've heard it be called a shitty place to live but not because its boring.

>Not Petunia
She has all that suppressed love to give, awkwardly experimenting all her dreams and kinks.

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>I'm doing a buffer
Yeah sure, we all have seen how useful his buffers are

I'm gonna go out and get some grub, but while I'm away any requests?

try to ram your car into a tree

This.

Its not like an Everett or Bellingham Starbucks.

Well, i'm not sure about the rest of the country, but i lived in the capital (Brasília) for quite a long time and its pretty damn boring.

I felt Florida was similar in a way, but at the same time worse in some aspects (then again i was just in a few places in orlando, can't speak for the rest of the state).

I remember like two years ago when he went on a +2 month hiatus because he wanted to build up a buffer.

It ran out after a month or so, his lazy ass only managing to make around 5 pages before he realized he was taking too long.

Also, in those same last two years, I believe it's been 2/3 hiatuses, 1/3 actual updates, and that's counting that time he went to just weekly updates because "muh lack of motivation".

I mean, he's not Meek gal or the ganster cats gal-bad, but he's getting there.

You know what I think.

Morbi just needs a well established significant other in his life.

He could do all the art and work he wants while his husband pays the bills and in return he can give sloppy blowjobs and spread his short stack ass for lovely dickings.

Kit in all PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) with the words "Use PPE Dumbshits!" around her head

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i volunteer

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Fantomet did say Poppy was Kit's newest security blanket.

Dude he just wants a shower of the golden variety

knowing his personality i bet he couldn't get hobbos to do it.

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Jokes on you I don't have a car

I saw that hazmat suits are a type of PPE and got side tracked

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This. I want to tease her over the bald spot and get beaten to a pulp at sanic speeds right after.

I dunno, that kind of appeals to me on a personal level. Also its not like I don't have other things to do in the mean time.

Petunia is very powerful. Are you sure you can handle her?

I know what she wants. Spoilered for extreme content.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0

That's probably how she got her bald spot

She might be strong, but she is submisive with everyone. I'd be the man in the relationship

Stay away from my wife!

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>I don't have a car
Why you lying, Ayshker?

Imagine shifting back and forth on top of a whole bed full of soft warm titties. It'd be like laying on ball bearings, but a million times better.

>Bellingham starbucks

I was never in a bellingham starbucks that wasn't full of hungover western students. And I say that having been a former hungover western student.

So I guess no update today because Morbi is dying again? Morbo pls stop dying. I just want to read your magical furry web fiction.

If only he didn't give up on Florida

Oh, please. America has given up on Florida.

Morbi silently changed the update schedule to Tue/Fri at some point when he "came back" from hiatus.

It's still better than Washington

Oh right I forgot. No wonder this thread seems out of place.

Do you guys remember that time when kazarad ceased to exist?

Go ahead and type, "Florida Man" into any search engine. I'll wait.

I remember legends of a time when Kaz did anything but make excuses and drunkstream crayon doodles for cash.

Washington is a meme state, though.

I'll make it up with a more sincere attempt

Florida doesn't have ANTIFA

at kit in general that is, not your specific request

Florida single handedly makes up 50%of the United States's crime.

Proof? Google says you're a liar.

Statistically not true!

Saved both dude.

Nice lack of source there

worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-dangerous-states-in-the-u-s.html

What kind of retarded US map doesn't even include Alaska, the number 1 state in violent crime? Florida is number 5 and Cali is number 17, by the way.

Congratulations, you just moved your goalpost, and you were never even right in the first place.

And why are you mentioning California? Nobody cares about your commie state.

>Congratulations, you just moved your goalpost, and you were never even right in the first place.
Different user completely.

>And why are you mentioning California?
Because your image incorrectly colors it in- through MS Paint from the looks of it- as the most crime filled state by an obscene majority.

Which suggests that the whole thing was swiped from some retarded propaganda website, possibly Breitbart or a similar affiliate.

Would you a Poppy?

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man this was a lot easier to do and look decent on paper