Kelly does it, again!

Kelly does it, again!

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How can one man always be so right?

A visionary of the highest order

Need porn of the news anchor

Hey remember when Kelly predicted Star Trek Beyond would win Best Makeup?

I wasn't surprised, a genius like Kelly is always accurate

I do want to see a reaction comic to it
What a dumb choice, WB must of payed a shit ton for that

>tombstone

mysides.jpg

I'd totally go for a pizza now

Hey, me too!

I thought the shooting happened in a bar.

Nobody would fire a gun in a pizzeria, would they?

y

Maybe it was a Pizzeria that serves alcohol.

Maybe it was that retarded "pizzagate" incident.

>there is no way they actually picked this movie, must have been payed off!!

you are as pathetic as snydercucks

Hmm, could have used the second panel to make the anchor extra succubus-y.

I don't get the pun in Tombstone. What's the joke there. Is it because he's thinking of a tombstone?

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"pepperony and chease" on your Oregon Trail tombstones is a feel only 80s and 90s kids know

tombstone pizza went out of business? fug.

RIP in square cut pieces

>tombstone

My sides. Kelly's pun game is godlike.

Purrfect!

What the hell? Is this guy seriously saying that he cares more about his diet than the death of dozens of innocent people?

you have to go back

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not helping your case

Shit always happens at a pizza place

I heard about this, apparently two guys and girl got shot

I hate the fact that I get that reference.

Wednesday night on ABC

But... the shooting!

Counterpoint - pizza.

>"pepperony and chease" on your Oregon Trail tombstones is a feel only 80s and 90s kids know

fuck I never got that joke before

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He didn't predict it. He was just happy as trekker that Oscars was accepting diversity and ending it's long prejudice against Star trek.

Have an upboat bro :')

Cannot determine if sarcastic or not... I'll err on the side of you being an actually somewhat decent human being and say, "thanks."

your mom has to go back to the kitchen, lol

tombstone

Yum!

>What they say:

Fake News! WAAH DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THIS STORY RIGHT HERE ITS FAKE AND CRAZY! LOOK AWAY!

>What we hear:

Joe Podesta and several other political figures are probably involved in a pedophile ring run out of the basement of a pizza store in DC that claims it has no basement but puts pictures of their basement on the Internet along with several pictures of children and weird captions.

No one actually shot the guy just walked into the place WITH a gun, demanding answers. He peacefully surrendered and no one's heard about him since then.

>Pushing this story, even ironically, even after it has triggered a shooting

For fuck's sake, user, you pathetic little Breitbart-shilling bitch.

"a shooting" where no one got shot. Way just believe telephone-game tier shit user.

>probably
until you can take away that word, it's fake news

It's like he's the Sup Forums of cartoonists

>pedophile ring run out of the basement of a pizza store
This is the stupidest part. Why would they use a pizza place as the headquarters? More likely they use it as an organizational place rather than the actual place of child abuse. I doubt you'd find any slaves there. It's a false flag to distract from the real abuse places.

Because the Illuminati was sending them secret messages through the company's logos, mocking them with constant messages of all the child rape going on there. No, really, this is what they actually believe. It's classic paranoid schizophrenic behavior.

Fuck off Sup Forums jesus christ you are the absolute worst

He did fire a shot, but not at anybody. For emphasis/intimidation or something. Then he tried to use a bullet to unlock a door but that shit doesn't work quite as easy in real life.

Dubs confirm Sup Forums is always right

Why would a bunch of idiots see some emails that were literally talking about getting pizza at this known and nearby pizza place and think they were talking about something other then pizza?

When you need the meds and you don't take the meds because that's how they get you, your logic starts getting really weird.

>"a shooting" where no one got shot.
A shooting is still a shooting you retard.

You don't fire a fucking gun!

Because channers think everyone share their same meme codewords (here:child porn as Cheese Pizza)

>No one actually shot the guy just walked into the place WITH a gun, demanding answers.
He actually fired the gun.

cbsnews.com/news/edgar-maddison-welch-charges-filed-against-suspected-pizzagate-comet-ping-pong-gunman/

It was reckless endangerment done for effectively no reason that existed outside his imagination.

...I don't get this one. Did the news do something silly or what. Also I know this is Kelly.

>Keep frozen. Not ready to eat

I don't even know what to say. You must have a large retard population over there for that to be printed on a frozen pizza.

>human trafficking is okay because they use codewords

I hope WWIII comes soon so it's legal to eat liberals. This world doesn't deserve to exist.

I am a leftist and I fully believe pizzagate, we are not all bad, and we can get along (I know conservatives that I love as brothers). Please don't be as stupid as the stupid part of the left is, and condemn entire swaths of people.

>Not shooting things is the same thing as shooting things!

Liberal, logic ladies and gentlemen.

OOorrrrr.... The FBI has known about these same symbols being used by human traffickers for years?

Or do you think they just openly broadcast it to the public that they have kids available for the raping?

>It's classic paranoid schizophrenic behavior.

Big foot isn't real. Chem trails aren't real. UFO abductions aren't real?

Humans raping kids? That's real. That happens. These networks have existed before, law enforcement all over the world knows about them and have made busts before. It's not even about sex, but power and black mail too. Look up the Dutroux cases in Europe, it's the same thing.

1. The connections between those symbols and the symbols in the pizza company's iconography are so tenuous that by the same yardstick, Good Humor is broadcasting child sex trafficking as well (the 'lgl' symbol can be formed by reflecting the Good humor logo and dying it pastel pink). This is paradolic behavior: seeing 'hidden patterns' that are just ad hoc justifications for delusional beliefs.

2. Serial murderers/rapists and FBI surveillance programs are also real. Paranoid schizophrenics often have delusions about certain people being serial murderers or rapists, or that the FBI is spying on them and conducting covert psyops.

But I'm never going to convince you, and I know it. At this point, this controversy is so debunked that to believe it, you have to be delusional. I mean, a large portion of the supporting evidence was devoted to the idea that the Podesta brothers PERSONALLY KIDNAPPED MADELINE MCCANN. I'm just presenting my side, and people who have never heard of this can look at both sides and choose.

What say you about the very real link to child traffickers and the DNC? The truth often lies in the middle. The podestas may not be literally running a pedo ring out of a pizza shop, but they're sure as hell related to child trafficking

>It's okay to fire a gun in a public space as long as in hindsight nobody got hurt!!!

You need to be at least 18 years old to be on this website.

>Hurr hurr what about my retarded theory?!??
>It's retarded.
>Okay but if I take an even more retarded version of the theory and put it next to common sense, then the truth is in THE MIDDLE OF THAT, HA

No.

It's not.

Fuck off and get your fucking meds before you shoot someone. Like it's not enough we have alt-rights shooting up mosques and drunks shooting Indians thinking they're Middle Eastern? Why do so fucking many of you have guns?

>Why do so fucking many of you have guns?
they thought Obama was going to take them away so they bought more so they could fight the military

>This is the stupidest part. Why would they use a pizza place as the headquarters?
Because it's low key and under most suspicion?

Seriously, if you took five fucking seconds to look into pizza gate you'd notice that there's some very weird shit there.

I'm not even the guy you originally replied to, but get fucked faggot. Laura Silsby is a real human trafficker, who was defended in court by a real human trafficker (who ended up getting her off) who was fucking convicted. She got off using her DNC connections.
I don't own a gun, I'm not on meds, I just actually decided to read something the "crazy" people posted rather than dismiss it because it's outlandish.
>LALALA EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THAT THE PEOPLE I VOTED FOR ARE VERY BAD ARE JUST CRRRUUUHAAAAAZYYY LALALA

Oh and on top of all of this, I'm a leftist, I voted for fucking Jill Stein, and no I don't care what kind of shit anyone's gonna give me for it, she's the only person that even vaguely supported the same shit I do.

> The connections between those symbols and the symbols in the pizza company's iconography are so tenuous that by the same yardstick
Which is why they freaked out and changed it, right? Or why they had quite a few symbols printed around?

I thought Breitbart was cool with paedophilia.

Didn't their main reporter Milo get busted for saying he wanted to have sex with 13 year olds?

No solid, actionable evidence has emerged, and any investigation into it has been tainted by raving lunatics shouting about secret satanic child-raping death cults and two politicians personally being behind a famous missing persons case (this is another common thread in paranoid delusions: paranoiacs often believe that they have spotted a 'hidden connection' in some famous case that the entire investigative body overlooked or were in on). Also, the fact that you immediately retreat from "Pizzagate is about evil death cults in hidden pizza basements raping (and possibly eating) children, and I know this because the Illuminati is taunting me with hidden messages" to "Pizzagate is just about the Podestas doing corrupt shit that I think is related to child trafficking" suggests you are strategically equivocating: using two definitions of the same term and switching them out for your purposes. This is a very dishonest arguing tactic that generally indicates an ulterior motive.

I did not vote for John Podesta or Laura Silsby. In fact, I don't believe they hold positions chosen by the public. So, unless you would care to directly link the Democratic candidate, Hilary Clinton, to this alleged pedophile ring, you cannot throw any guilt on Democratic voters EVEN IF EVERY LAST THING YOU CLAIM IS TRUE.

Nah, just a litigious society.

Or maybe they didn't want to be associated with those symbols and what they represented once they found out they had those meanings, a position to which they are fully entitled. I suppose the German company that made the iBeatBlaxx were secretly part of the racist far-right wing of their country's government, and were sending out a secret lynching signal to their allies. After all, if it was just an unfortunate coincidence, why would they cover it up?

You voted for a woman who hired John Podesta as a campaign manager and has had him as a right hand man for most of her political career, stop rationalizing this bullshit you faggot. I bet you have shat on Trump (not even someone I support mind you) for hiring Bannon with his shady ties.

I could wave off a mistaken symbol or two, but they had quite a few of the associated symbols and keywords.

How about the "killroom"? Or the weird ass requests of "pizza for an hour"? Or the really fucked up paintings and art? Or the DNC connections in a supposed run down hipster pizza place?

I voted for Aleppo as a conscientious objection to a three-ring circus of an election. The fact that you immediately assumed I was a Hilary shill only deepens my belief that this is a delusional belief on your behalf: after all, I couldn't possibly have reviewed the evidence and come to a different conclusion, I MUST be in on it!

Actually he said that he was molested as a child and turned out alright, so he believes in some circumstances pedophilia doesn't totally fuck you up

Of course I would disagree since it just provides more evidence that getting buttfucked when you're 9 turns you gay but whatever I guess Milo disagrees

Your claims are dubious if only for the fact you very vigorously defend a candidate you claim to dislike

The problem with what Milo said is that he was legit normalising pedophilia.

He talks about how it can be healthy and a "mentor" relationship can be good for young gay guys. He also talks about being at parties where "really young guys" were taking drugs and getting fucked,

It's clear that Milo has basically had to cope in a very destructive way, and this changes how he sees things.

The real real problem is his fans that are starting to agree with him about this.