Star vs. Moon's Awful Little Life

You know, I bet that for the last decade or so, Moon has found herself thinking:

"I really wish that handsome mud monster had stabbed me in the heart and saved me from having to live through all these years of war, terrible matrimony, and having to raise the worst princess ever. I blame River."

>S02E21 - Face the Music
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>S02E22 - Starcrushed
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Adding to that, any kinds of episodes you'd like to see in Season 3?

the impossible request is no filler

Why did moon lost her battle with toffee? Isn't dip down magic stronger than wand magic.

WHERE'S STARFAN13 PODCAST!

>tfw I keep misreading Starfan as Stefan

>Bf was just confessed to by retard warrior princess from space or something
>Want nothing more than to beat her senseless in front of all your friends and claim your man
>She has magic powers and tard strength, not to mention she will get rabid and horny the more you beat her
What do?

someone post the pasta for the other eps

Toffee had juiced himself up by absorbing the life forces of Omnitraxus, Hekapoo, and Rhombulus' head.

Someone post the Dies Irae screencaps, I need to save them for research purposes

I can't believe you guys called it.

The question becomes: Did the closet go with her too?

I missed the finale. What happened?

Try to meme it up a notch to fulfill the fantasies of my retarded rabid fans, end up like this.

So the bone on Ludo's wand, is that Toffee's bones?

RIP Magic High Comission

especially Lekmet the sweetest goat

what is the source on that comic

You can really tell Daron and pals didn't know if they'd get a third season. Just went all out.

ikr that shadow doesn't match him in anything.

>terrible matrimony
But she loves River

Yep.

And now Toffee's bones are inside Ludo's arm is inside Toffee's.

Ludo's gonna lose a fucking arm if he makes it out of all this okay.

Welp guys it's been a fun month. Now I have to get my life back together so I can make it for season 3.

Any TV drama experts out there want to assure me around what time in season 3 will be canon? It'd be pretty weak to have Marco and Star together as a couple on screen for only the last 2 minutes of the next season while Marco had 3 make out sessions with Jackie already.

With only three rez's potg will go to Lufee

Have sex with Justin to tip the cuck scale in Marco's favor

this was my favorite part of this episode fuck you no fun crew

Reminder that Jarco is canon and Starco is ded

>especially Lekmet the sweetest goat

Tom can always just bring him back to life.

Remember, Starfan13 said she ships Starco. You know, the person voiced by the creator of the show....

Welp, the Star February bomb is down, now it's time for Milo March.

>Any TV drama experts out there want to assure me around what time STARCO in season 3 will be canon?

I meant to put Starco in there but messed up

Feels bad man

Good

Now finish the sentence:

Starco is_

>any kinds of episodes you'd like to see in Season 3
More Tom and development for him
more Jackie and development for her and her relationship with Marco
Star having to face the consequences of having been such a selfish fuck-up for so long and actually realising her flaws
Starco cringe
Tomco bromance
Ludo development
Eclipsa
Marco 1/2 episode and Heinous lore
For the inevitable filler to be more like Collateral Damage and less like Trickstar

Dead? No way a creator would say they're in favor of a pairing and actually go through with it....right?

DEAD!

Good thing that the term "red herring" means nothing

Thanks for shitting in my cornflakes Nefcy. Even if Starco was endgame, you shouldn't have revealed your side so soon. Now I have no fucking reason to watch this shit anymore, because I know it will end with the outcome I don't want.

Honestly, if I was in Jackie's situation I would feel like shit for hurting my friend by being with the guy she likes. But I don't know I would do anything like break up with him.

pure

>KilnOfTheFirstFlame.jpg

Starfan13 also said Star's crush on Oscar was a good choice. user, Star could say she loved fucking dogs and Starfan would ship it.

>voiced by the creator of the show
It doesn't matter, Necfy was speaking in character as Starfan. It's the same thing in her last livechat iirc, starfan said something about Marco being cooler in a dress, and disliked anyone that could threaten her position as Star's no1 fan or something. You have to remember who they're speaking as

GUYS RELAX

Just because Starfan said she ships Starco, doesn't mean it's the word of god. Nefcy was playing a character. For all we know that could have also just been a jape. Stop worrying so much.

>tfw Ludo sacrifices himself in Season 3 to save the multiverse from Toffee

NEVER!

also marco was happy that star told him she had a crush on him

ah hell for old time's sake...

CUTE AND PERFECT

Have these threads reached Sup Forums levels of "muh girls" shipping autism?

We can consider Starfan13 also being wet for Marco as canon now though

THE HAREM EXPANDS

You clearly never saw a Ben 10 omniverse thread

You know what else is expanding???

He's going to come around... I just know it okay?

I NEED LEWD PICS OF STAR GETTING KEKED

What does Marco do to make girls want the Extra Grande Special so hard?

THE tumor in your brain?

Good Night, My Darling

Seriously each time I look at this I get the chills

The giant puppets, the lyrics, it's pretty unnerving

>ROYAL SECRET FROM THE ROYAL SHAME

I just watched the last two episodes.

I am no longer into Star cucking.

STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>My body is ready to disintegrate now that we are on hiatus

>Moon River
well fuck me I'm slow

>Marco 1/2 episode
Rule63 episode?

Why are people acting like Starco is dead when we have more fuel now than we've had before?

Sorry, it's just hard to stay positive about Jarco sometimes. Considering Starcofans blot out the fucking sun compared to us and the crew gets bombarded with nothing but Starco questions, sometimes I just don't see how we're going to win in the end. Even if she didn't already plan it that way, you can clearly see all the pressure from Starcofans for a Starco end. We're barely getting our voice heard through all this bullshit.

Artist?

I want to kiss Toffee!

>Even Starfan13 gets the Diaz before Star does

Kek

I gotchu family.

reeee delete

...

This shit used to be funny until I became Star

Also, Moon is BAE

Garabatoz

kek

Fuel? All you have is Star dropping spaghetti and Marco wanting to stay friends.

Why is Starco shit tier?

DON'T WORRY! STAR IS IN GOOD HANDS!

Where do you see his shit? Including NSFW of course

Eh. It is the most popular ship. They didn't even want to answer that many questions about it, but what can you do.
Jarco is comfy. I just hope that if it ends, it ends amicably, and if we actually make it the whole way, Star learns to live with it.

KISS TOFFEE!

Would you kiss Ludo-Toffee?

If not then you don't really love him.

Nah senpai I never did. It's never ogre until it's ogre.

MY MOM

not-tumblr land

i would

Of course

He has a pixiv and paetron. Paetron is where posts most of his porn now

>tfw fall out boy is one of my biggest guilty pleasures

It was nice hearing pat again

Because she's not thick enough

Ruberiot is so fucking dead

Because Marco and Star legitimately work out better as best friends and not lovers. All that romance would be unnatural as fuck for them

...

>and Marco wanting to stay friends.
Yes, that's what his desperate chase after her was about.

100% worth. Can't say he's a hack, that's for sure.

HOLY FUCK KILL IT

On a side note, now we know they're not kappas. Ludo is just short and flightless because he'st he runt.

On a scale of one to ten how fucked is Ruberiot

Mermaid fags BTFO
she's a Selkie

DELET THIS

This scene was pure kino; how the fuck were people bitching about it?

take off the last two letters of the first word and it's suddenly a jarco cake

So how badly will Oskar first single flop. What type of fast food restaurant will he be working in for the rest of his life

Thanks based user. Satan/Star got me to the watch the show