No wonder Affleck wants an exit

>the most iconic line, the dramatic heart of BvS becomes a quip punchline to ridicule Batman in JL Whedon reshoot
How can anybody defend this?

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>t. seething batfag

I don't get it.

is this real? do not troll me. is this real?

>superman comes back
>is resurrected by the league with a motherbox despite the BvS ending implying that he'd eventually come back on his own
>no black suit
>he's now evil and starts attacking everyone for absolutely no reason other than the fact that snyder just wanted him to fight the justice league

Don't forget the orangeslices-tier quip at the end of the sequence

how is it a quip/punchline at all. Superman is mad at Batman for bringing him back and for being a big dumb jerk the last time they met.

>Do you bleed?
>"Uhh, yes I do, I'm a human while you're a unbeatable god that can rip me in half without breaking a sweat"

>Affleck wants an exit

The Warner is his only shield against the incoming "rape" allegations.

Snyder’s shoot had a black suited, mullet wearing Superman who was actually evil for longer than 5 mins

>ouch ouch something is definitely bleeding

Affleck doesn't want a shield. He welcomes the knife and its sweet release

>is holding batmans neck
>throws a cape on the floor
>batman appears on the floor

Look at how handsome he was.

Just saw it, yeah it's real.

if you didn't piss yourself laughing at that line you have no sense of humor

Ben... easy on the pizzas

tell us all about it user

and apparently was under the influence of Darkseid the entire time

>a challenger appears

I actually hate everything about this movie from this clip

I just noticed that Superman NEEDED to have long hair and beard, considering the whole "kryptonians can't die, he's just in deep coma state"

Why wouldn't his hair and beard grow during all that time?

This is stupid

Wtf is this real?

cavill has some nice tiddies ngl

the added quip at the end to diminish any weight the scene had..... fucking hell this movie has been butchered.

You literally have no proof of that. Stop repeating that retarded shit

All real. Even better with the sound, with audiences clapping and laughing.

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> ugh oh ouchies oh i'm bleedin allright lmao

>the most iconic line, the dramatic heart of BvS
I thought that was "MARTHA"

Do you bleed puny man blood?!

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>Snyder’s shoot had a black suited, mullet wearing Superman who was actually evil for longer than 5 mins
That sounds worse than everything.
That legitimately sounds worse than Shoemaker slapping nips and a codpiece on the Batman.

KA-LEL

Sounds like shit.

>kryptonians
>hair /beard growing under a yellow sun
holy shit kill yourself. Go back to Sup Forums with all the other idiots who dont even read comics

>DUUUH HERE'S MY OPINION OF COMICS THAT I DONT READ
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

> unironically reading comic books
spotted the virgin

I don't know what to feel. Sadness or cringe.

>tfw Clark literally wore a black suit as he was resurrected

Kill yourself for unironically reading this trip.e

le cringe

>Marvel joke

Ahahaha! Its so funny, Whedon WINS!

Idgaf, where are TLJ spoilers

Wait, I thought this was from the porn parody, it's not?

sooo salty kek

Okay, I laughed...

>Cuts as he blinks
This just looks so sloppy...

I'm not even a DCfag but holy shit this is sad.

it's edited, the entire clip is here

>a regular human picks a fight with a superpowered alie creature, asks him if he, too can bleed, then proceeds to push his fucking shit in

>A superpowered alien with basically demigod powers bullies a fucking lowly human being that was injured by asking him "huhuhu do youuu bleeeed?"

How can a fucking writer NOT see why the first option is epic and the second one is completely retarded?

>getting mad about a non issue
ben “one in the snatch two in the crack”affleck is just growing out some banter
why can’t these pussies grow a pair

I thought that hand was his fat chin.

>Snyder’s shoot had a black suited, mullet wearing Superman who was actually evil for longer than 5 mins
false, snyder is a hack

The worst part is that it's a comedic line over that decidedly uncomedic shot of Batman on the ground. The tone is in two different directions simultaneously. It's a marvel (heh) of film making.

>reading comic books
might as well take cock up your ass and suck dick you stupid fag

holy fuck. why are they clapping?

Comic Books >CapeShit movies

I don't get it, why was sups evil for 60 seconds anyways. Its so short lived, why even do it?
Like, you want as many shots as possible to make him likeable, audiences still don't really like the dude. What the fuck? Especially with the "do you bleed?" line, even if you saw BvS it dosn't come off as a joke, it looks like he wants to fucking rip bats in two.
I don't fucking get Warner Bros.

>Uhh..ugh.. somethings definitely bleeding... i ugh think it's my pee-pee, is that bad? ugh.. is there a doctor.. maybe.. a strange doctor? or.. maybe some orange slices??? *wink wink*

HOW BOUT JUST CRUSH HIS SKULL RATHER THAN THROWING HIM

capeshit is capeshit it’s all fucking stupid you retard
the comics the shitty movies, the dumbfuck cartoons all of it

What the fug? Why does he look like he's wearing a halloween costume?

I'd actually love to see Batman's eyes explode out of his skull.

> Why does he look like he's wearing a halloween costume?

Can't... stop.... staring at his lip

Explain that erection, Bruce.

>superman falls on a banana peel
>flash looks directly to the screen and says "BAT-ZINGA!"

You got a sensible chuckle out of me. Here is your (you)

>"Is that a batarang or are you happy to see me?"
>*audiences starts laughing and clapping"
>a standing ovation as Snyder has managed to pull it off once again

kys fggt

> TFW Afleck can actually pull a good Batman but all the scripts are shit

I don't understand. He looked to the right then threw Batman to the left. Then the camera angle makes it look like he threw him to the left. Also, that obvious prop with a cape.

This has to be the MARTHA moment of JL, right?

Why is Superman always written like he's full of teenage angst

He's written by people that have long abandoned altruism for nihilism. They cannot understand the Superman as he was and must mold him into what they can believe in.

>Everyone talking about JL and DC
>Suddenly Marvel

thats not a quip punchline, "SOMETHING IS DEFENITLY BLEEDING" is the quick punchline

that line is a pissed superman ready to kill batman saying remember that BATMAN almost killed him when he was begging for him to save his mother
that was a pissed superman BLAMING BATMAN for his own death. because he was week thanks to the fight with him

stop trying to meme everything, that was probably the best line in the whole movie and you are just too stupid to understand it

If Bruce just let out a little "Martha...?" right before Supes picked picked him up, it would have 400% made up for BvS.

>not giving superman his beard and chest hair

> capeshit is just 2deep4u

What the fuck is with Momoa's acting? I thought he'd be one of the better parts of JL.

>Batman is the comic relief

...

Everything in that clip is so bad that no one even has time to mention Cavill's cosmically awful line delivery and legendary I-have-to-shit face.

>that massive bulge

Instameme

>audiences still don't really like the dude
>whole theatre erupts into applause when they realize supes is back

>Do you bleed? I said, do you bleed?
>Yeah, yeah, dog.
>Then you take the blood train. You talk to God without even - without even seeing Him. You hear His voice, and you see His disciples. They appear like... like angels under a sea of black umbrellas. Angels who can see through time.
>Thanks, dog.

>Brazil

"We" really loved BvS

This has Whedyballs written all over it.

Jesus christ this is terrible compared to BvS

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Lel

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Post credit scene (in Brazilian Portuguese) and this is the translation if anyone is insterested

Guard:
>Cut the bullshit, Luthor, or I'll have to get in there.
Next scene Luthor says
>Welcome! Would you like to have a glass with me? I was celebrating the return of God, leaving the ground and rising to the skies. He and his weird little friends are forming some kind of...League (HOLY SHIT I WISH I WAS KIDDING THIS DIALOGUE IS HORRIBLE
Deathstroke:
>Just don't waste my time.
Lex
>No, there's still a lot to see. Got a lot of important things to do. We need to 'level the playing field'. Shouldn't we have a league of our own?

>people cheering to "do you bleed"
Americans are fucking retarded

I want to see Superman's head bashed in with a urinal tbqh

>anything from bvs
>iconic

Dude, they cheered at the quip, not the resurrection.

wait, so he remembers fighting batman but forgot being pals with him afterwards? that's awfully convenient.

this isnt in usa you dumb fuck its in brazil

THE DELEGATES

Thanks fucking Brazil lad. Knew one of you were lurking around.

Also, can I ask why some of the clips in Brazil are dubbed but some others, like the stretch of clip featuring Supes' resurrection, are subbed? It is a 2D/3D type of option, or do some areas just get dubbed while others get subbed?