>he watches his films at 1.00x speed
He watches his films at 1.00x speed
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AII me.
>watches his pornogs at .25x speed
Max plebs
I turn off all the lights, mute the audio, turn off the colors, slow it down to 0.025x. Reading the lips you can truly hear there voice and understand there character. You let each frame burn into your mind, while this is happening I lightly touch myself, craddling my balls like the director would want. I then close my eyes, bite my lip ever so softly, imaging the rich dialouge enter my brain. Light stroking the shaft as each scene changes. Once it's over I sit in silence and let the cinéma I just saw wash over me.
Did this with Lawrence of Arabia. Best week of my life.
Kek
>he doesn't have intelligent lighting that is set to sound mode and programmed to respond to precisely within his kino's frequency range for maximum visual/audio experience
This user actually gets it
t. PALbong
literally me
>he uses subtitles
this but unironically
>he watches his films
>he doesn't eat them
>tfw MPC-HC only allows you to choose speeds in increments of 1.00x
Only flaw desu
I watched Grizzly Man in this fashion, quite an experience
Never change Sup Forums
lel
>watching films instead of reading their bits
pathetic
Kek
Glad to see a true patrician
>volume above 0
>not watching 4 kinos at 4 times speed
>plebes itt probably haven't even watched 100 kino in a day
Include me in the screencap
I just read the summary on wikipedia lol
>needs dialogue to understand the film
fucking amateur
Wut
>he doesn't have 6 flicks playing on his google glass at 8x speed while 2 kinos play on his oculus rift -4x reversed
Kino.
Yes
I literally watch films at 1x speed and leave subtitles on, clicking things sucks
Beautiful
Fuck off, you fucking newfag gen-I piece of shit.No one gives a fuck you literal salami fuck.What train of thought lead you to believe that post was a good idea? Just how fucking daft are you? How pathetically lonely? Perhaps you really are too stupid to realise your own shortcomings. But you know what really tops it all off? You are just plain fucking ugly and you smell bad. A literal dumb piece of shit. It would almost be laughable if your existence wasn't so fucking sad. I simultaneously want to hug you and put you down. Im not sure which would be the greater kindness. Anyway, once again, fuck you newfag cunt.
>best week of my life
>all the fucking plebs itt who thought this was a joke
I'm going to sleep. If this reaches some crazier number of replies when I wake up I'm deleting my Sup Forums account.
ebin
hello r/Sup Forums
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View -> Options -> Speed Step
>muted audio
>closes eyes
>rich dialogue still somehow enters brain
???
I want to be part of this Sup Forums moment too!
nah i didn't laugh
>not 0.0125x
reddit/r/truefilm is that way
either download better pics or take drawing classes, you brainlet idiot
>not taking 20 hours out of your life to examine every frame of a movie so you can post about all the errors on imdb
the amount of autistic samefagging on this post #90300079 is ridiculous
>he doesn't have 4 windows open with 4 different films all playing at the same time
>all those (yous)
please tell me we're all just pretending to new, what the fuck man
>ywn be this much of a fucking patrician
*their character
Worst post on Sup Forums atm
>Tfw will never be this much of a connoisseur
We truly are the reddit of us
lol
Include me
this but unironically
Those are some cute redheads
>four different media players open
but why
many samefags replying to this
S C R E E N C A P
C R E E N C A P
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New meme?
>look it up
>it's actually a week long
fucking kino post, holy shit.
kino
Is it really?
a little less than 160 hours, which is a little less than a week.
mine
Ahh yes... I finally see
XD
A peacock amongst chickens
>70 replies
>18 posters
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hello
>sideways replies
true patrician here
>reddit spacing
>all these (you)'s for a post that isn't even that funny
this site truly is reddit 2.0
le reddit screencap
The Room redpilled me on women
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Everyone who replied should kill themselves asap
Why are there so many newfaggots across all boards recently?
2016 election brought all the poleddit redditfugees, not to mention neogaf shutting down
This is an apt imagine of you.
To enjoy the film you can throw all that shit to the trash. Truth to be told, I haven't yet mastered the art but I think I'm getting close.
First off, meditate. The longer the better [1-2 days]. Get your mind in the right state before "consuming" the media. Next, you need to know where the director is coming from, find all the commentary tracks he's talking in and mix them into a single .mp3 file, then listen to it for a few months on loop. Reading his biography in 20 different languages should be self-evident.
On to the main event. The first viewing should be watched with the screen turned off. I've found out it's best to watch it with a fluctuating speed setting, i.e 9.43x - 0.29x. After you're done with the first viewing, meditate on what you experienced for a day or two.
Second viewing should be only visual, turn off the audio. Also, try to emulate the milieu as close as possible, i.e if it's a period piece, don similar clothes as the characters. Simulate it as close as possible. Fluctuating speed setting is preferable again, but try it with 94.2x - 0.002x [I've gone to 0.00011x, but it was cutting into my other viewings so I had to scrap it].
Third viewing, combine both, audio and visual. Get a second monitor with the audio transferred into a PCM Audio software [try to keep an eye on both screens, it's vital]. This is the hardest part, because so much sensory data is entering, I recommend meditating every 5 minutes. An hour or two ought to be enough so you can digest what just transpired.
This is preparation for the fourth viewing, record yourself during the third viewing. During the whole process, just say one word per minute to describe what you're going through.
Fourth viewing, you're ready for the "Raw view". Go to a local cinema with your goldcoated Sennheiser headphones and a backpack with a portable audio listening device. Listen to your recording and stand right in front of the screen. Do not sit in the seats
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all me
We know you fucking retard kys
lame
>tfw this post was enjoyed until it got too many likes and now it's le leddit
>too many likes
you betray yourself, facebookfriend
/r/Sup Forums/comments/7dajhy/tv_watches_a_movie/
WE DID IT Sup Forums!
big if true
>tfw watch movies and TV shows at 1.25x to 1.5x speed
>tfw watch Youtube videos at 2x speed
>tfw get to watch a 50-minute TV show in around 30 minutes
Feels efficient man.
pls don't inclide me in the screencap
is this the reddit thread?
This thread is the most autistic thing I've ever seen in Sup Forums.
wew
dude nice
fuck off reddit