This is your date tonight.
This is your date tonight
I only started watching this show today because of all the threads. Is she legit autistic?
>dating a cuck
But I have a waifu...
Aw man, I didn't bring the retard helmet.
>traps her feet between my arms
>"Coochie-coochie-coo!"
Why is Star so flat.
She's flatter than Pacifica, an actual 12 year old.
I WANNA NUT IN HER ASS
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Titties aint shit but sacks of fat bitch - Shaggy 2 Dope
>took a cosmic being to tell her that she's screwing up the timeline by not even trying to solve a math problem
>"nope, don't wanna."
Yes, yes, she is.
>Cuck
She clearly isn't enjoying it. Maybe know what it means before saying it next time.
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Her spirit animal is a plank
Liking it is not a prerequisite to being a cuck. the word predates the fetish. If you wanted to argue cuck is the wrong word you'd have to do it on the basis that they never had a romantic relationship to begin with, but that is just being anal.
She likes wood after all.
She's a bit young.
She's 15 it's fine in some places.
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She's 14 actually
Slutty ____
Who needs tits when you've got adorable cheeks to pinch?
Tiny
Exqusite
Feet
To be fair, if she was autistic she probably would have solved it right from the beginning.
is it really anal to get tired of people trying to expand the meaning of a word as much as possible just because they like the sound of it
if you need to stim by making sounds that are satisfying to you just do it, no need for excuses
I just remembered that episode. Damn, no wonder Star fell for Marco.
Who gives a flying fuck, the only people who get this uptight about the word "cuck" being used wrong probably ARE cucks and are deeply offended by it's usage
Nobody cares when people misuse terms like nigger, or autistic, or retarded, or faggot, or gay....it's called fucking slang and certain words become widespread insults because of their connotations, not their actual literal meaning
Autistic=/=smart
Take yourself, for example
>women
nty, gross
This is her date for tonight.
youtube.com
Germany, and quite a few countries in Europe apparently: en.wikipedia.org
Pass. I wanna eat out Moon's lavender-smelling butterfly asshole.
Don't bring tickle fetishes into this
Neither does it mean she would sacrifice the entire timeline in order to avoid solving a math problem.
Not that I'd expect an adult who watches childrens' cartoons to understand.
Some girls don't have juicy juggs. Some have dfc. And both can be good.
Most of the countries have aditional rules.
14yo gf is fine if you are 16 but not if you are older.
Of course if the parents are ok with it then no one will sue you,anyway.
I refuse
>skilled af, can literally beat monsters into submission, and not ugs
>caring yet completely independent
>secretly a huge nerd
>not a fuckboi
Marco will never be a bad choice for teenage girls
>worrying about age of consent
>with fictional characters
Why is this a thing people do? Fantasies are fantasies for a reason, why would you thought police yourself?
Does anyone else feel like the real reason they had Star leave was so they wouldn't have to deal with this issue in the future?
Good, more for me
Their face when star confesses makes a bit more sense now
He as probably remembering the Diaz seduction genes
Because let's face it Marco puts Harem Protagonists to shame
>goes to date
>realizes she's like ten
>NOPE.JPG
What was he thinking of them fugging?
14, still too young though,
don't dead open inside
Killer Queen already touched that date
>goes to date
>realizes she's like ten
>14
>too young
Did you have like ultra conservative bible beating parents? Normal kids start dating around 12-13.
DFC is patrician man's fetish, you wouldn't understand
Do it till pregnancy?
I'm a virgin.
Hey man, if you enjoy your plains have at it.
But a man needs to climb mountains.
>traps her feet between my arms
>*sluuurp* *sssluuuuuurp*
No
I would bang her desu
hurr durr having giant breasts is the end all be all when it comes to the female body
>not being able to enjoy the more subtle curves and edges of her supple frame and lithe legs
dont worry user, you'll grow up eventually
She is Cute so I don't mind! She can be decucked by me. And she has cute legs
>Curves
>Edges
>Star
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Thanks user!
Everyone is a flat twig in this show except Jackie
>subtle
they tend to be hidden by clothes
Expected star feet thread. Instead I get a healthy lecture about properly courting a young lady
and h-poo
I am very happy about this.
I'd stand her up.
Her attitude/personality is the reason I never watched past episode 2.
more like h-who amirite
as in whoa mama
I gave up this show midway through season one when they did a "hurr, monsters are evil and can't be changed" episode, shortly followed by "the monsters aren't actually evil." Do they ever explain that discrepancy? Does the show at least get funny enough to make up for it?
its worth it for the cuck-posting mate
i don't see a discrepancy. just cause monsters got fucked over by mewman imperialists doesn't mean they are going to stop behaving like a barbaric savages.
dats thick mang
Hey sure, this is pretty ideal.
Not into it, but if I end up hooking up with someone else she'll tag along anyway.
whatvepisode is this from?
All Belts Are Off
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I think he means for himself. As in she'd be too young for him.
thank you
I read it fine until you pointed that out, now it just sounds dumb.
Yes. But he was more worried about the thing that happens after they fug.
That actually ends with Star acknowledging monsters MIGHT not all be evil, even though the specific guy she tried to help kind of is (but had a slight amount of decency, shown by him trying to resist being corrupted by the wand).
Then follows the reveal about monster genocide and shit. Not a discrepancy; just the point of that first episode was maybe not expressed as well as it could have been.
more like h-DEAD
>an actual 12 year old
user, are we going to have to have the talk about things that are and aren't real again?
Can someone edit this with a "Face the Music" face
Eh, i like her character, but she's not really my type. She's too energetic and bubbly. That and she's blond, which is the ultimate pleb hair color.
Also, i would go to jail.
Here's a few
Or maybe the one with Marco's face also
AoC in many countries is 14-16.