Who is the most disappointing character in Homestuck?

Who is the most disappointing character in Homestuck?

Lord english

the one who keeps making these threads

Oh shut up hotpockets

Slick

Seconding Lord English. They had been been building him up since the Intermission.


Jake and Karkat got it pretty bad as well.

Andrew Hussie.

It's Lord English.

They build him up like you literally could not take him or get close to him in an actual brawl, and yet some minor scrub characters take him on and Aradia even has him in a noose.

His power set, his design, get his role is some cosmic universe eating destructive force were all fine. But then he didn't fucking do anything. It ended up being that the biggest motivation for people to fight him was because he bullied them online when he was a ten year old.

To be fair, that's a fairly innovative motivation

>what was the point of Karkat?
>HIVESWAP WHEN
>davekat sure is bad!
>Jade "Breedslut" Harley xDD
>Kanayaposting & Katneposting
>WHY DO THEY KEEP DRAWING KIDS AS NIGGERS

There, thread's over. You can go home now.

Man, we really do just go in circles don't we.

Maybe this is hell.

Not in circles, spirographs

>what was the point of Karkat?
We will never be free until we know this fact.

It will release us.

This one.

>what was the point of Karkat?

Vriska needed a place to put her 8ulge in between gutting the shit out of Terezi with it

"Hi, I'm Zoze Laloze.
Wanna play some videogames?"

I need a new waifu and a new fetish for them

Why does your shirt cover your face

Eridan

If he spends too long in water above a certain temperature he goes into heat and you can knock him up

Ms. Paint, hard vore.

On second thought, I will just stick with the breedslut

Ms. Paint can be the breedslut.

Helping repopulate with the help of the now cyber-headed Spades.

Nigger I just explained to you the exact mechanism by which you can make Eridan a breedslut

You fucking coward. Go hard or go home.

This is good, though.

Eridan is not a waifu

>tfw no spin off of Spades trying to make a shitty gangster paradise again while Ms Paint ruins it by being nice

Disregard what OP says, he sucks cocks.

I disagree

You have chosen wisely my son.

the reader

This is the ending we deserve.

Eridan is wwhatevver you want him to be, baby.

I want to drawfag but it's 1 am and a monday. Maybe later.
I also can't believe people are saving my shit.

First off, that's clearly Cronus. and second off, you can disagree, but you're still wrong

She has a purple splotch painted on her bare chest. And she's wearing bracelets.

They look the same, they're literally clones of each other. And both are great places to put your dick.

>best ending is Karkat salvaging a harem of Nepetas from dead dreams and becoming a Genghis Khan style overlord of the new planet

I think they're right, the purple streak's been visibly dyed black. They might have also meant the wisps of hair that could be mistaken for his dual scars, but that's not guaranteed.

Don't forget the muelins and disciples in the image for catgirl /ss/.

Someone post the 'king karkat' image

I'm just pissed that they wimped out on the epilogue, too.

That was the reassurance. "It's okay anons, Karkat is important for the epilogue, really!"

And he does fucking nothing. He's not the leader, he's not even important. What the actual fuck.

And this isn't even OLD foreshadowing. That was the reason Kanaya was told to knock him out near the end!

Who's the best waifu written by Hussie and why is her name Carmen Pearlskipper?

The epilogue hasn't come out yet.

That being said I don't have high hopes.

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>karezi

Fuck off back to >>>/2013/

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Now that's a cozy ship. That's a ship you can really curl up in and take a nap.

Fuck you user. It's some comfy ass art. Would you rather have me bombard this thread with my fuckhuge nepeta folder?

You mean when Homestuck was salvageable?

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I really want to see the most obscure Nepeta shipping art you got. That'd generally mean any ships with her and anyone who isn't Karkat or Terezi, keeping in mind that posting her and Equius in a romantic relationship is punishable by death.

>Caliborn tells Nepeta his murder plans
>she keeps shipping the characters and annoys him

Alright, I gotta ask.

Who did u like better Alpha Kids or Beta Kids?

I prefer Betas, but the Alphas had a more believable friendship.

Beat this.

Protip: You can't.

M-mabe the epilogue will fix her.

Before Caliborn's face was revealed I drew shipping art of a speculative troll design for him and Nepeta because I figured he'd like jerking off to her art, and at the time he just seemed like a nastier Karkat.

Try THIS on for size

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This.
>epilogue shows karezi in the dreambubbles
>hst praises the epilogue as god tier
>no karkat characterization
>just him being terezi's husband
Just like how people actually believed Karkat is going to join Meenah's quest instead of still wanting to win the Terezibowl and getting cucked hard by Vriska for eternity.

I have this because I thought it was fucking weird. Other than that I only save pure nepeta images. Porn counts as pure too as long as it's done correctly.

Hello, vriskashitposter.

Damn, that's pretty good.

BUT CAN IT BEAT THIS?!

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>LEIJONCEST
HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS NOW.
I actually have a few dirk/nep around for this occasion but you beat me to it.

Actually this is even better.

Who makes this schlock

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I don't know. I only have nsfw images of this.

You'd better be planning on including the Disciple in there somewhere.

Holy shit that is some fine art

But dancestor incest? Amateurish. Canon, even, in one instance.

Scope this.

Is it actually possible for a fan-made character to be of higher quality than the authors original work???

HOW ABOUT THIS, FUCKER?
Wasn't there an Equius x Dad's laundry ship?

You fucking bet. The sequel will also have /ss/ with karkat and the disciple. Maybe redglare too. I have a bad habit of making rough sketches and completing them way later though.

>shipping

I don't think I can top that.


You win.

There's lots of weird shit out there user. I should be responsible and head to bed though.

Of course user, what kind of silly question is that?

This fandom's cup runneth over with weird shipping art, making a game out of it is just taking advantage of an abundant resource.

There's probably something odder out there but I'm satisfied.

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Gamzee. Hussie gave into pressure of fans and people who started working on the comic with him and it completely ruined his character. He got no redemption, no place in the ending, nothing. He had the best potential out of every character and he just ended up being a fridge joke and nothing else in the end because fans began to hate him because stupid tumblrina retards can't tell the difference between liking a character because of their arcs and the way they're written and not who they'd be if they were a literal living person in our world.

YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO EDIT. VICTORY.

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>shitrezi
>toddler karkat and mommy kanaya """"pale""" relationship

Do you guys actually talk about the comic or post about dumb fictional relationships?

The fact that the whole fucking 5x showdown combo was retconned was tragic. It showed Karkat wasn't THAT useless and that gamzee could've at least had some weird form of redemption. It also marks the trend of all of Karkats best friends going into the garbage bin.

>not realizing those images were of the signless and dolorosa
Did you even fucking read the comic?

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We are.

Cronus?

That would require you actually wanting Cronus.

What's he fishing for?

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Goddamn man dont let a phone so close to the water.

I can't believe Karkat fucked Dolorosa.

Vriska.

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