Have you ever watched kino with a roastie? How was it? What is it like?

Have you ever watched kino with a roastie? How was it? What is it like?

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she gave me a handjob and stopped returning my calls

This app isn’t accurate. It adds wrinkles, and over compensates a lot.

That said, women can’t appreciate kino. They weren’t built for it.

I watched one movie with a girl and that was 5 years ago :(

the fat ones were

Um uhh.. s-soyboy! Haha, that'll s-show you

we made out and I rubbed her beef curtains until my hand hurt

Watched Eraserhead with my then girlfriend and a few other people including her hot roastie friend. She was too busy cuddling up against me and teasing me to watch it. Showed me nudes on her phone. All in front of my girlfriend which made it hotter. Ended up having a threesome with her and my girlfriend a week later. Would recommend.

Yeah my ex had shit taste in movies when I met her. And I mean terrible, like Jack and Jill, white chicks, and cheap flicks. I elevated her taste after she became curious of the kinos I was watching. We both loved watching kinos together.

She wasn't a roastie btw she was an innie

terrifying

she looks like bjork now

this desu

If anyone is interested in vids of her blowing me then I'll post them

It don't add shit.
it may over emphasize wrinkles or bad skin but if you look closely the blemishes are all there in the original pic.
What it does do, which makes many look creepy, is remove their eyelashes.

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why is the app making eyes smaller? bunch of bullshit

Mostly this app seems pretty good, but it missed the mark here, probably because she's not done up very much (because she doesn't need it).

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its not though
its just making eyelashes and mascara disappear
a trick small eyed women have been using for too long to fool the white man.

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really makes you think

why does everyone here assume she's even jewish

The Palestinian death toll she boasts about

i'm interested

I watched the live action Little Red Riding Hood, which resulted in us getting naked and hooking up. The movie was so fucking bad, she would rather have fucked than watch it.

Take note, gents.

Ok. Sure. I believe you, anna.

lol women scared too show their true faces before locking down a provider

hahahahaha SEETHING

Scarjo. 10/10?

It was awful. Every single time I've watched a movie with a girl has been them texting on the phone or trying to fuck me the whole time. Even if it's their "favorite movie" they still insist. I do have two guy friends that do the whole cell phone thing though but they haven't tries to fuck me (yet).

I never thought she was attractive in the first place. I'm not sure what people see in her looks.

Your queen ChLoe is utter horse shit.

Ewwww

Maybe don't use low res pictures, retardo.

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It's simple, we kill the batman

>why is the app making eyes smaller
congrats, you just discovered that eyelashes and mascara are applied to make eyes look larger than they are.

>t. hypervirgin

I watched Blade Runner 2049 with my gf. After it was over she asked a lot of questions about the world of Blade Runner, mostly stuff that revolved around why the world is the way it is; she said she liked it, but didn't really have anything memorable to say about it, and has probably forgotten the entire thing by now. Not a bad experience, but I regret not getting to see it alone.

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nice

Honestly her face looks pretty damn god compared to most others, it's a shame her shoulders are linebacker size.

thanks user

probably because she was miss israel you dumb pig fuck

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IMAGINE THE SMELL

kek

>tattoos

In to the trash it goes.

lol you end up fooling around or laughing more than normal, its nice

dont listen to him keep posting pls

Im 28 and never kissed a woman, so no.

wow you can really see the pixels better without the makeup in the way

It removes their eyelashes and it also looks like it bleaches their skin

>Says innie and not roasty
>Avoids showing bagina
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

All I watch is kino with my wife. She started watching sopranos. We watch it together. My third time watching it, but it's the kinda show u can do that with. She shuts the fuck up and watches it and that's why I'm with her.

watch 80s The Thing with a 9/10
she likes horror, but she didn't like it

Yeah she was fun but not a keeper

I'm trying but there's a 3mb size limit on the vid

black don't crack

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Lol she's fat

DUDE I HATE WOMEN LMAO

And if she was skinny, someone would point out that she's a skellington. I don't care she was a good fuck

If you don't hate women why would you be on this board?

This. It just cranks up contrast and sharpens the image. You can do the same thing in photoshop or gimp.

Why the fuck are bitches ALWAYS blasting some incredibly shitty music whenever they're masturbating?

Every single one of these goddamn videos, especially camwhores who do that shit all the fucking time. Makes it impossible to watch, I don't want to hear whatever shitty music they're listening to. It's as bad as a guy talking during a porn scene, what the fuck just shut the fuck up and fuck the woman, no one wants to hear whatever bullshit you're saying I'm trying to fap here.

no i haven't

And I just saw this on her Twitter kek. She used to be much fatter as you can see and I helped her lose weight. She turned into a degenerate and got the tats then became a cheating whore. She would have never cheated if she was still fat

Just mute it bro but yeah she has a shitty taste in music.

It makes everyone pale regardless of if they are wearing light makeup or not. It turns the blush they're wearing into horrible rosacea. These two things make every single one of them ugly. You've been tricked, virgin

She cheated on you because you're a clueless beta who posts on Sup Forums all day and uploads revenge porn. Soyboy!

No, because I still find the girls I like attractive because i love them for their acting chops.
and their asses, tits and vagoos.

this app seems pretty shitty

it just removes lip color, eye brow saturation, eye lashes, pales skin etc.
i assume it would do the same shit on a person not wearing any makeup at all

you are the most beta poster of all time

No eye contact, why didn't you correct her?

Are all women “roasties” to you people?

Nah bro I took a long break from Sup Forums and didn't use it for our entire relatuonship. Anyway here's the link to the vid I was trying to post. I don't care if you know have her twitter anymore

mobile.twitter.com/Queenn/status/757383907113181184/video/1

Yeah it really falls apart if you put up a pic of a male. Just makes everyone look paler and strips their eyelashes.

Feminazis are immune

For the life of my I don't get Sup Forums freaking out over this app like it's some revelation. It's literally no different than pic related.

I'm sure she gives better head when she's thinking about someone else

it's just a new toy
we will be bored in a few days.
though the memes will last forever

Mark Wahlberg in a wig

butthurt roasties detected

Dub dubs wasted on a roastie

Roasties btfo

The real joy of the app is the ridiculous articles written by btfo roasties in full damage control mode.

UNTAINTED

I personally find it hilarious how women are freaking out over it. We're not retarded enough to actually believe that it's accurate but women think that we're falling for it. Their physical looks is the only value they have so of course they're trying to do everything to protect their image.

Watched Mother (!) last night with girlfriend, she hated it. To be fair, most people including me thought it was pretentious drivel

That said, women can’t appreciate kino. They weren’t built for it.
can you fucking read?

im gonna message her

>t. roastie

mouth looks like the joker

...you've never touched a woman in your life have you?

The whole purpose of eye makeup is to make their eyes look larger and more appealing, most women look like rats without it.

>Leftists already trying and failing to co-opt "soyboy"

Get the fuck out of here, soyim.

Damn, you did get a lot of weight off her. Shame she turned into a vapid whore the moment she went up a couple of points...

Explain. I don't see bullying.

>muh special club special words
embarrassing

If there wasnt a small but dedicated group of anons calling you all out for being sad virgins, you would absolutely believe its accurate and you know that

Bottom left is literally him in that X3 flashback

I don't know what a "roastie" is, but I've got an extremely normie female friend that I watch kino with all the time and she actually enjoys and understands it, unlike any of my male friends.

More thicc fat assed latina por favor anonito

Yeah well I'm part of that small group you mentioned butt I agree with you saying that the majority here believes it's accurate