Nightmare Fuel: movie remake edition

Disney, wtf did you do to Mrs. Potts?

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That should have been the first thing they did when pitching this idea. Checking if the dishes can look good in live action

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At least Shrek Turtles 3 has been apparently canned, so hopefully we can get another reboot with non-fuck ugly turtles.

>Cracked
And Mrs. Potts looks fine, everyone on that picture does.

that's some of the better news I've heard

I just couldn't get past the designs. And them being ugly mutants, ok I can deal, but I had to draw the line when these agile ninja characters were 7 feet tall

I like the idea of translating to 3D and streamlining iconic designs (like making the Red Ranger's armor look less like plastic) but altering an iconic design for the purpose of no purpose is just nonsensical if you know fans of the character will reject it.
Fucking DCEU Flash with your blue speed force, fuck you
I'm unironically digging how Mrs. Potts looks, though. She went from generic Disney fat nanny to fancy and elegant real hard. Gives that atmosphere of being in a rich Euro home

>but I had to draw the line when these agile ninja characters were 7 feet tall
At least they where agile ninjas, unlike their puppet era where they where barley able to move.

Why the fuck would a sentient teapot look cute!? It's a fucking curse you idiots!

The ONE good thing about Shrek Turtles was them each having individual outfits.

And they fucking dumped it for the sequel.

Also of all the shit they changed they didn't manage to address my single issue with the turtles: their weird hands and feet.

They're supposedly red eared sliders, who A) have claws and B) have actual finger structures.

Too bad the old ones were much more realistic and not ugly as fuck to look at.

I don't really get the thought process of making nostalgia-bait but then changing it to this extent. There was a time when you had to change the X-Men costumes sure but now it's swung the other way and people embrace childish things.

But they don't have claws
Which one do you want then
>Looks better but limited use and function
>Looks worse but a lot more use and function

man...juicy j used to be about that 3 6 mafia devil shit and now he does this...

Look at this idiot thinking teapots aren't cute.

You could do both. You could have them look better AND functional.

And I know they don't have claws, but red eared sliders have fingers, too.

Mrs. Potts looks fine though

Also power rangers was the gayest shit ever back then and all I see in the updated version is edgier gay shit

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What they did to Goldar, the Megazord and Zords in general and don't get me started on Alpha 5. Hopeful this won't even consider a sequel.

Am I the only one who unironically looks forward to the Rangers movie?

>No green ranger
At least the brown chick is cute.

The ranger costume is not half bad but the size of the jaw irks me out. The original looked more dynamic.

Possibly. Many of us have had edgy tokushit ever since we discovered proper toku. Shit like Garo and Amazons exist and the suits don't look like garbage, as a bonus.

>GARO
>edgy shit

They may save that for a sequel if it gets one I swear to god if no flute sword fucking dropped hard.

Garo is pretty edgy, bro. It's good edgy, but edgy none the less. Hell, the Golden protagonist was pure shadow the hedgehog tier.

honestly, I think the ms potts looks fine. Probably the best redesign out of the three.

The idea that her face becomes ceramic art for the teapot is clever, and honestly I find Beast's redesign less appealing overall.

>t. someone who doesn't know what a word means, but will continue using it
Get a fucking grip.

No. There probably are other people with shit taste too.

Power ranger looks fine.

>Horror sneaks up behind you
>Nothing personnel, kid
>Shower of gore
>Golden Knight arrives
>Turns horror into yet more gore by tearing it into chunks
>Sound of japanese teenagers masturbating furiously
Not edgy at all!

Later series are weirdly tame, tho. Dunno if the franchise changed hands or what.

I find it incredibly creepy. Living furniture does not work in live action for me. It's like some sick body horror shit. Like holocaust skin lamp body horror.

I'd would be too creeped out in real life to drink from miss Potts if she had an actual physical mouth with teeth while tea came pouring out of her nose.

Thank you for proving my point, yet again.

Dang bro, then what is edgy in your mind if not senseless gory violence and smug assholes who apply it smugly while sipping tea.

It makes her look less like an elephant.

Production design has become an after thought in contemporary Hollywood.

Welp, you just KNOW there was gonna be a mutant fox or cat chick in the third movie...

Who gives a shit? It's an action movie, not a porno. The fight scenes better be good.

Ever since NGE rebuilds I feel like everything has been rebooted to hell

IS THAT EVEN FUCKING DONE? FUCK I JUST WANT IT TO END.

ANNO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHI.T

To be fair, PR has to rely on cheap Jap costumes. The nanotech design for the MMPR movie looks cool as fuck though I hate the way the Zords and Goldar are.

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I didn't believe it when I saw the new Lumiere, I thought someone was having a laugh with Photoshop. Them looking fucking nothing like they should is one thing, but this isn't something for a fairy tale for kids, this is shit straight out of a body horror movie. They look like either someone horribly transmutated a la "The Fly" or in the case of Mrs. Potts, like a spirit captured in a pot trough black magic.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Red ranger looks better thought