What's your favorite Spongebob quote, Sup Forums?

What's your favorite Spongebob quote, Sup Forums?

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>IBUPROFEN

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>Don't touch me I'm Sterile!

>Just get out of here, you stupid, dumb animal!

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>CAN YOU FEEL IT MISTER CRABS?
I always ask my friends this when we're out drinking.

>*SpongeBob blows a giant bubble of an elephant*
>Hahahaha, it's a giraffe

Let me guess tiny, a small salad?

>I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

We serve food here sir

That one gets me everytime

>SQUIDS GOT JEANS!

>Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him.
It's so subtle it catches me off guard every time I rewatch the episode.

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>not on your life, sport
my sides are in orbit

...

I never knew what he said as a kid

childhood is idolising spongebob

adulthood is realizing squidward makes more sense

This is all actual fast food lingo. I dont have the image, but someone on /ck/ actually made it.

Its around a metre tall.

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

>Oh no! He's hot!

when I first watched this episode I misheard him and thought he said "IMYOURGIRLFRIEND"

That entire endeavor only made the joke funnier because while reconstructing it, he forgot the pickles

I guess you're gonna miss the
panty raid

OVERTIME!!!

Smelly smell made me watch Bludemon again

I nearly died

panty raid? You're talkin bout...

girls, right?

>too wet
>too hot
>Toulouse-Lautrec

yeah

>I will restore the working man to his rightful glory!
>I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board!
> I will saw the tables of tyranny in half!
>Gnaw at the ankles of big business!

>Krusty Krab Fun Fair

>Good luck figuring me out!
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.....

Or

>Work faster or I'll dock your pay!
>You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
>Any more talk like that and you're fired!
>No please! I have kids!

>Yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.

The only show that possibly rivals pre-movie Spongebob in regards to comedy is Ed Edd n Eddy

Did you set it to wumbo?

>Don't you know what will happen if you eat that many Krabby Patties?
>What? I'll explode?
>No, it'll go straight to your thighs!
>*Thighs balloon up*
> Then you'll explode!

This isn't your average every day darkness.

This is ADVANCED DARKNESS

STILL NO PICKLES

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Simpsons(depends) and Amazing World of Gumball would be up there if it could play more of it's jokes subtly.

>squidward! the sky had a baby
>the perfume department!
>yes, but they are my dorks

Nah. Part of what makes S1-3 so good is that Squidward always brings his misery upon himself.

>He eats a fucking support beam

yep, and then it just turns into unwarranted squidward torture porn.

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its so simple yet it makes me laugh everytime i remember it

Kek

I'll have two number nines...

Girl girls?
Implying Krabs wouldn't if it was boy girls

>Patrick!
>Yeah Spongebob?
>I dont think this bubble can get much bigger.
>Nonsense!
>PAT NO!

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>Okay Get In

> Next, you must acquire a taste for
> FREEFORM JAZZ

>DAY 15! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!

>Wait...what's going on? Woah WOAHH

>not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

>I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wum-bo

The entire wallet sequence

>I'm going and there ain't nothing you can say that'll stop me!
>What if I said GRHIBBLENOHTEP?
>Well I gotta admit that slowed me down.

>Bold and Brash? More like, belongs in the trash!

gumball is still really well written despite the 2010's theme of self-aware jokes

Theres no way!
Tell me this all actually went down?
Is life ever so on point?

When he happily said nonsense I figurativelydied

>The sash-ringing, the trash-singing, mash-flinging, the flash-springing, ringing, the crash-dinging...

>He's not here. No more SpongeBob. No more! I may finally have found a place where I can be all.....alooooooone.
>Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone!
>I gotta get outta of here

>i wonder if this height would be enough to kill me.

>so, you like kicking butts do ya?

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

>It's not just a boulder! *tearing up*
>It's a rock

>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I definitely don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
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>IIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIT!

so this is my favorite scene from the episode "pressure".
youtube.com/watch?v=K66XUcDX0NU&ab_channel=AlexZed

shit quality, all I could find.

>0:30
>I'll admit you've got some pretty good moves, for a squirrel
>*signals group to laugh*
>*cuts them off when spongebob wants to speak again*

This will always be my favorite moment of Spongebob.

also close second

>and drowning, don't forget drowning
>hah good one squidward, WOO!
>not on your life sport
kek.

>Dolla...rama!
>Can I use mine one more time?
>You're on your own kid.

I LOVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE!

>IT'S BECOME INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS!
>I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER!
>I am small.

>ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?
>I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES

>Hey Patrick , What am I now?
>Uhhh...Stupid?
>No, I'm Texas!
>What's the Difference?!

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>Yes, the Hash-Slinging Slasher.

Looks good, but I wonder how you start eating it.

Sailor mouth in general

>Hold on there, SpongeBob! Take that pile of filth out with you.
>Mr. Krabs, you shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!

>Nematodes are people too..... Ha! those nematodes

>Ooh, You're right, Patrick, my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.

>Hey squidward how the *dolphin chirp* are ya

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>"Status report, Mister Squarepants!"
>"The whole ship is underwater, captain!"

youtube.com/watch?v=rjsdC1ZxBR8

The scene where Spongebob is being a creep to Kevin makes my dad laugh every time

"You know...make-out reef"

>tfw this episode always gets overshadowed because it's paired with Chocolate With Nuts

"We'll be like the hip young old folks from the soda commercial"
"IT'S RADICAL"

...Squidward's such a jerk.

Its the same concept as taco salad, but with burgers.

Cut up burger patties mixed in a bowl with lettace, union, mustard, whatever you'd put on a burger.

Severely underrated.

radical like extreme islam

The post-movie seasons are mostly bad, but this was a great joke and an exception to the rule

What about the time Squidward wanted to spend a Sunday alone and Spongebob and Patrick end up giving him community service for the rest of his life

Spongebob threads are cancer.

what about S1-3 did you not understand?

>You can't do that to me! I WENT TO COLLEGE!

>Look Patrick, I'm Texas! Duh, howdy, y'all! Howdy y'all!
>I'm Texas too! Get a dog little longie! Get a dog!
>The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas!

What do you think plankton majored in?

Every time.

Chum Culinary Arts

CS
:^)

>We've been duped!

Duped!

>Bamboozled!

We've been smeckledorfed!

>That's not even a word and I agree with ya!

>And now, for my very elaborate and college-educated plan.

I always loved this little bit
>"Wish I lived there."
>"Really?"
>"No!"