Coworkers start discussing movies

>coworkers start discussing movies

sneed

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>"yeah I like dark deep movies that make you think, have you heard of Inception?"
I shit you not an adult uttered this sentence irl.

>employed

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>op reposts a thread

>coworkers start discussing geopolitics shit
>the most uninformed shit, from all political wings

>implying inception isn't dark
>implying inception isn't deep
>implying inception doesn't make you think
>implying you haven't just been brainwashed by the anti-nolan (i.e. contrarian) sentiment on here

>WHATTAYA MEAN YOU DIDN'T SEE WONDER WOMAN!?

Can you make specific criticisms against Inception to confirm its superficiality? Are you claiming things can only be Bay- and Lynch-tier with no in-between?

>super nice and friendly black guy that lives nearby keeps asking you if you've seen all the recent superhero movies because he found out you're into comics and so is he
>don't have the heart to tell him I couldn't give less of a fuck about superhero movies and tell him instead I just haven't gotten around to watching them yet but I will

>coworkers are talking

if you're okay with discussing movies here you should be okay with discussing movies at your workplace. especially since you're using a simpsons reaction pic. how bad can it be?

He's trying to pretend he's above them by climbing on to his virtual high horse on a website known for child porn and gore.

>Sup Forums discusses movies

>comic book brand waring
>comparing box office incomes of these movies
>assorted new pop culture consuming
>phone posters posting screenshots of articles and shills for everything else

Sup Forums is as millennial and degenerate as any other plebeian conversation.

>coworkers start discussing sneed

why mention his skin color?

Simmer down reddit, it's just a descriptor

Because I'm racist, neogaf.

Pair of offended fags. He didn't say he had a problem with the mentioning of his race and didn't only want to know the reason behind it?

You don't have to samefag just because you asked a dumb question, reddit. Happens to everyone.

Didn't samefag, gay lips.

>dumb question
So the relevance of his race is obvious? Enlighten me.

>Eew, that movie looks WEIRD

Go be buttblasted somewhere else, queer lord.

It’s not about being above anyone retard. People generally have bad taste irt movies. I don’t feel like discussing fucking Ted 2 with the mongoloids at the water cooler.

lol this is terrible bait, my man. Look for attention somewhere else.

>i'll just call someone mad, that's a good trick!

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>i'll just call something bait, that's a good trick!

Your taste is guaranteed shit given how you express yourself. The fact you don't see how you want to believe you're better than others while referring to others as "mongoloids" speaks to your own lack of self-awareness.

>So the relevance of his race is obvious? Enlighten me.
Because most blacks will attack on sight rather than discuss comic book movies

Again. My tastes were never brought into it. Learn to read because you’re making points about shit no one said. I’m starting to believe you’re one of these dopes sitting around at work waxing philosophical about the Avengers.

Your taste is inextricably relevant as soon as you deride the taste of others. Your inability to critically think is impressive.

True story:

Years ago when Inception came out (I hadn't watched it and still haven't seen it, srry) I asked a group of co-workers if they'd seen it that past weekend. One guy really liked it " best movie ever" - but then again he thinks TDKR was the best of the trilogy; another guy, who literally went to film school and fancied himself a "professional photographer" piped up about the movie: "I didn't like it; the story had absolutely no characterization." This was a guy notorious for perpetually over-compensating for the fact that he worked a regular job like the rest of the world. A real tryhard hipster twat. But was he right?

>people start talking about movies I don’t like
>I don’t want to hear it
The fact that this basic concept is getting so befuddled and misinterpreted in your mind makes me seriously believe you have autism or aspergers. Because of that I will not keep arguing with you because I’m afraid of the long lasting psychological harm I will do to you.

>what do you mean the dark knight didnt have an impact on your world view

>Sup Forums starts talking about movies

Uh huh. Ride that two-foot pony all the way to the promised land. Godspeed.

eh I honestly dont mind it anymore
got kinda decent at hiding my powerlevel over the years

>tfw my name's Chuck

only pay attention when they are quite alot older than me

>coworkers are sneed and chuck

>deep
>doesn't apply to the real world at all

>coworker tries to discuss movies with you while you're reading

>"I loved Avatar. The story was so inventive!"
mfw when

Le skeptic

>co worker thinks Emilia Clarke is a good actress

>incognito mode
What are you hiding from your parents?

>coworkers start baneposting

>HEY FARVA WHAT'S THAT PLACE YOU LIKE WITH ALL THE GOOFY SHIT ON THE WALLS AND MOZZARELLA STICKS?!

>chrome
>browsing in catalog mode
>proprietary operating system
>ads

>work at grocery store
>employee remarks that new employee is "a big guy"
>I immediately say "FOR YOU" and chuckle like an autist
>everyone looks at me and then looks away continuing the previous conversation

>tfw autistically explained baneposting to my brother
>he found it funny
>we now banepost irl constantly

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>I'm a Sup Forums pro!
>can't even line his text and image up
kys

lmao

Wut

Every single time.
>that movie looks weird
>that animation looks weird
>that game looks weird
I actively think less of anyone who describes any piece of medium as weird or strange now.

>not browsing exclusively in catalog mode
Are you fucking retarded?

Based

>not using relative post times

lol I remember my first couple years here when I wouldn't browse in catalog mode and it would take me 5 minutes to find a thread I liked. Are there actually people who don't exclusively use the catalog?

This. I work with a bunch of fucking degenerates. Can't wait to get out of the restaurant biz.

a friend of mine said XOXO is the best movie he's ever seen

Nobody has ever said that and you know it.

I do but I think it has made Sup Forums a smaller place and less exciting.

Infinite scrolling is better.

>Show is called stranger things

Ew.

I'm at the point where I just don't like anything because I'm a bitter asshole. Then people ask if I've seen this or that and I don't want to come off negative so I always have to do all this ducking and weaving. "Yeah, it was...okay", "No, I havn't gotten around to it yet." "No, but it's on my list."

Ew that's weird

I used to work in a movie theater. There was this guy working there who had Harry potter tattoos (I didn't even know what they were. I had to ask. It was like a triangle in a circle or something.)

Anyway one time were talking about movies and he starts to say that the matrix sequels were better than the first one. At which point I informed him that I had just lost any and all respect for his opinions on movies.

Same here

Buncha fucking roasties talking endlessly about GOT and getting drunk at fucking Red Robin of all places

>”is that foreign? foreign films are weird, user.”
>”did you see the new thor yet?”
>”don’t go to the movies alone, that’s weird & sad.”

>Show is called Sneed'er things, formerly Chuck's stuffs

You pretty much nailed it.

I'll give them some credit, however, having to listen to the ramblings of vapid retards is great motivation for me to better myself and strive for greater things.

>coworker asks if i like Dr Who

>tfw when work at a video store
>everyone wants to watch disney cartoons on repeat all day every day
>only guy who watches non-disney movies is a marvel cuck who bitches about what internet sjws are doing to his comic books
>nigger customers UM WHATS YALLS SCARIEST MOVIE. NAH I SEENT THAT ONE. NAH THAT ONE WAS DUMB
Livin the dream

>tfw when

>Coworkers asks if I like Rick and Morty at the coffee table

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Cringe*

MOVIES! MOVIES ALL THE TIME! I DON'T EVEN CARE!!!

>coworkers talking politics
>They know nothing other than parroting what they heard on CNN
>They don't even know the basic foundation of the government structure but think they have a really solid opinion on concepts they can't even grasp
>Can't hide my power level

Fuck I wish coworkers talked about Juno's more often

>He doesn't think race is relevant

Wew lad

shawshank redemption is the greatest movie of all time

kek

Looks fine while browsing Sup Forums on my IPhone breh

>talking about the deer hunter with coworker
>Some roastie barges into the conversation uninvited
>She asks who's in it
>Tell her DeNiro and Walken
>Says she's never heard of it.
>I tell her it was made in the 70's
>She laughs and looks at me like I'm a fucking weirdo
>Old movies suck user!
>Mfw

I also put on American graffiti recently and my gf said pretty much the same thing
>I don't wanna watch this
>Why?
>It's old!

Fucking women were a mistake.

>>Some roastie barges into the conversation uninvited

social gaff on her part, should've belittled her for it

Are you literally me?

This post angered me because it happens all the time to me. It's really hard to not hate these people

Yea I teased her about being stupid in a way that was humourous.

>Put on american graffiti
Yeah, you're not one who should put yourself on a pedestal, you're not special for watching a George Lucas movie that isn't Star Wars

I never said I was special. I've never seen it and I like Dreyfus.

You missed the point entirely. She didn't want to watch it simply because "ew it's old".

What about black and white?

You made a bad post there, bud. Sorry.

Didn't say it wasn't relevant, mong: I was pointing out asking for the reason for a thing isn't the same as having a problem with that thing.

>brother tells me that american gods is a good show