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OH NO NO NO NOOOO

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>thinking is hard

Critics with shit taste. Man of Steel and Batman v Superman are great movies. If anything Wonder Woman is rated far too high.

bruh
look at this franchise

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Wonder Woman is actually a great movie, the only good thing of the bunch.

They need to kill this DC universe and start all over again.

>wonder woman is 92%

Such blatant pandering makes me sick, fucking pretentious hacks

>i need the """critics""" consensus to validate my opinion on something

This movie is good user. Even better than some of the Marvel's ones.

WW and SS were truly awful. I enjoyed all the others

>Wonder Woman is actually a great movie

Gal is cute and attractive, her and pine have great chemistry, and the non-action scenes are fun and well done. Her and Trevor's personal conflict and romance is well developed, and his death and her reaction is done well. Hell, her theme is great and the music overall is well done.

But the action and CGI is absolute dog shit. Truly, truly awful. Gadot can't act convincingly angry or enraged or full of blood lust, and the fight choreography is fucking horrendous. The climactic fight with Ares is a fucking joke.

I really don't understand why WB are so fucking shit with CGI and fight scenes.

Wonder Woman is actually a great mo-

KA LEL

It was a good movie, the ending was just terrible though

AT LEAST IT SCORED HIGHER THAN BVS. THAT'S IMPROVEMENT RIGHT THERE.

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>Spider-Man: Homecoming is actually a great movie

>justice league
>thinking

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There's literally nothing wrong with this scene except her ugly face which I don't give a shit about.

*breathes in*

REVIEW WHEN?

>It's a good (not great) movie if we don't consider the last 30 minutes that resolve the story!

Oh, ok
It's a good 2/3 of a movie

what game is this?

>they finally did the armpit webs
Based Marvel

It looks like a paper cutout flying off a building

Shattered Dimensions

YOU GO GIRL

No, it wasn't.

It was better than your average DCEU affair, but that ain't much. It's watchable. That's as high as it goes.

>the harry potter ending

>Wonder Woman is actually a great movie, the only good thing of the bunch.
Standing out cause it's average among the shitpile that is the rest of the DC movies doesn't make it a "great movie" desu.

Certain elements of the action in WW are actually pretty cool, like when Diana charges the machine gun nest across the trenches, or the brief fight scene in the alley. People in armor are much more Snyder's bailiwick than people in costumes.

But the Ares reveal is both genuinely laughable and a little bit sad in how much thematic buildup it wasted. Up until that point, WW was really a story about America entering the Great War - a pristine kingdom that separated itself from the Old World, whose best and brightest answered the call to arms out of heroic noblesse oblige, only to find a blasted and hellish landscape beyond all recognition where war is apocalyptic and humanity is to blame. Hell, Diana storming the no-mans-land is directly analogous to the invention of tanks and how they finally broke the trench strategy around the time the Americans showed up, a deliverance that happened much too late.

The whole point should have been realizing that humanity is its own evil (and good) and desiring to stay as their protector and guardian angel (arguably how America sees its role in the world today, whether that is justified or not). But WB needed a stupid boss fight at the end, so they shattered the whole narrative and wrote in evil Lupin as some sort of Steppenwolf opening act. It was so bad that it hurt to watch.

It’s actually the opposite of that list.

this is Uranium One-tier false equivalence, enjoy your Marvel capekino for the next 1000 years

>Wonder Woman symbolism kinofagging

well that's a first

kek, them putting the Rotten Tomatoes Badge on the cover will never not crack me up

Sony PS2 (TM) Marvel (TM) Spider-Man

>like when Diana charges the machine gun nest across the trenches
wew yeah that was great.
>no man can cross it diana this is no man's land!!
>unveils WW outfit and charges
>not one gun aiming for her legs

I'm more amazed that someone would spend $30+ for the 4K version of this shit

>lmao movies don't use symbolism

>it's was DC's turn!!!

They finally added his wings? Thank god, took them 2 decades

Dark Horse Cinematic Universe incoming.

Nigress Mary Jane as well. About time.

da fuq

What was her plan here? If the soldiers didn't help and germans would continue shooting, what was her plan then? Wait until they waste all of the ammo?

she could just charge ahead since she has super strength. if she can take hits from doomsday and superman. I'm wondering why she's struggling here.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA holy fuck stupid capeshit

>this steaming turd is delicious and I don't care about what anyone else says. Can I have seconds please

You're right, Wonder Woman should be around 60%.

>not one gun aiming for her legs
They are though. You can see a bullet ricochet of her greaves. It's also why she gets down to a crouch.

Well the score is consistent. Man of Steel is the best DC movie to date.

>I won't let people die, proceeds to kill people.
Guess Germans aren't real people.

It's been awhile, but doesn't she not kill anyone in this scene?

Also
>took a literal god's help to defeat the germans
anglos BTFO

>capeshit trash will exceed your lifetime

Disney already planned the next phase after Thanos' plotline is over. The next one will take 20 years to finish, according to Disney.

It's over, capekino is here to stay.

WW is set in 1918, right? The G*rmans should look like stickmans.

I saw it as her still being ignorant to the realities of modern warfare, like she looks taken aback when she's eventually pinned down.

Terrible execution, but its a neat idea. The music during it is great, too.

capeshit was already decades old when you were born
capeshit on cinema has been around ever since comic books were created

It will never go away

You MotherFuckers! Why are you trying to sabotage this film!? It could be a Fucking HUGE setback to the SuperHero film industry if this doesn't success!

Fucking SUPPORT IT MotherFuckers!

Why does she looked like a Gang Member in that photo? They are Fucking stereotyping her in Marvel!

They were straight to DVD movies, though.

This stupid as meme film called spiderman by reimi ruined cinema forever

Got it right with your first guess.

True, but it's not a bad movie at all. Except for technical issues, differently from all the other DC universe movies...


I still don't know why they didn't continued the DC universe from the Nolan's Batman. That would've been awesome

TIME FOR A PRAYER CIRCLE

isnt she bulletpoof? I dont get it

Everything but the action scenes were good

It was much better than most marvel capeshit

jokes on you, both were shit

This.

>b-b-but marvel
stand on your own two feet, dc

So everything people went to see is shit, but the boring parts are good? Incredible.

it was pretty good movie but this ending shot was fucking terrible

>le evil germans in WW1
>white dude pretendng to be an indian
>wonder woman is a retarded child
>the final battle
Literaly who were those other guys on their team? An irish sniper with PTSD or something?
WW deserved no more than 70%

>muh action

Go watch Man of Steel

WW1 and WW2 Germans weren't people.

I have been trying to tell /pol that for years.

ebin

Now this is a fucking travesty. This was Kilmerkino. Deserves at least 90%

I will once someone airs it on TV. I have rewatched it probably 7 times already just this year.

Exactly. I enjoyed this more than the others so that alone made me think "Yeah, it's good. I guess."

Jones 2nd best performance.

ITS GOING TO BREAK A BILLION YOU'LL SEE

>WW deserved no more than 40%
FTFY

>Guess Germans aren't real people.

They're not, just look at Europe today.

youtube.com/watch?v=yx6EoqKIlAM

There are no germans in Europe nowadays. The last one died 80 years ago.

Nope.

Wait, it's better than Thor 2. So you aren't completely wrong.

Is the only reason that WW got above 90% because Gadot is Jewish?

Or is it actually good?

is that supposed to be Spider-Man or Squirrel Girl?

it's pretty terrible

They barely scraped by over the fresh line, and only did so after the third day of review.

Do we needneed more proof only women watch movies?

Marvel and Wonder woman = Target audience are women
Massive hit

Rest of DCEU and Blade Runner = masculine audience
Giant flop

Women watch movies they like, men watch movies women like do they get laid
No man goes alone to the theatres. If there is a single woman in a group of friends, they watch whst the woman wants to see
And if a guy really wants to see a flick? He pirates a camrip

goodness.

thank god i didnt watch wonderwoman

>grouping DCEU with Blade Runner
gtfo
>men watch movies women like do they get laid
holy shit go outside

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ACAPESHIT HAHAHAHHAHA

>Wonder Woman
>92%

Every guy I know does that.

>What do you want to see?
>Marvel shit
>Haha me too! Haha!
Or
>What does everyone want to see?
>Everyone: X
>Girl: Y
>Wow guys we should totally watch Y, girl wants to see it, haha, so it must be great, aren't I a good friend?
Every time.

Her what did what now?