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Cast the Shazam movie

Both roles already cast

who

The guy from Chuck. Don't know who the kid is, but he's been cast already.

No, WB needs to die! They cannot taint Shazam.

KEEP THEM AWAY!

And Mark Strong as Dr. Sivana, kind of wish it was Stanley Tucci though, fits the wormy mold more.

Zachary Levi and some kid called Asher Angel

Is this movie about boi rape? If so, good for them.

is he the only superhero that thinks fart noises are hillarious?

cuz i would watch that

>we've got to get this shazam movie out before captain marvel!

Looks good. Also. What did they mean by this?

>Zachary Levi fighting The Rock
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

Seth McFarlane should play Captain Marvel, he looks alot like him as he appears in Kingdom Come, painted by Alex Ross. He has the square jaw and cheesy unnerving grin.

He also would have been a good Negan in that shit tv show about zombies, but too late for that.

Inb4 McFarlane fan, not particularly, just based on his physical appearance.

10 years ago Patrick Warburton would've been perfect.

>wanting stroke face to portray a charismatic hero

Shazam is a shitty name and so is your thread, OP.

Shazaam? They are remaking that Sinbad movie?

Who the memeloving fuck is Shazam lmao

I can see that, Warburton is too funny though, McFarlane in spite of being a comedian is not inherently funny, Warburton is funny without trying, not that I ever saw an episode of how I fucked your mother, but based on him in Seinfeld and movie 43.

This guy as old Mike.

Fuck it, storytime

wish I had a Sup Forums pass, this is gonna take awhile

>Let's cast this skinny, ugly jew as the DC superhero with the most distinct face

forgot pic

He's actually not a jew. and they'll just pump him with the same stuff they gave Affleck.

When he announced to all of us on twitter that he was shazam the line was
>I'm Shazam guys! I'm so excited! Gonna hit the gym forever now!
He is trying, as soon as he contract was up he decided to go all out over it.

This is how men work, just check the comparison between Gal before and after she was told she would become Wonder Woman. Literally no difference. Meanwhile Levi is aiming to become the next Chris Evans.

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Alright give me some background first. What are you posted? Is this so we can all learn who the fuck is this shazam loser? Or is this a good shazam comic? Either way, what background do we need to know to understand this comic?

also keep going

Sinbad was never in a movie called "Shazam" and the movie never existed.

Just your average extra day in his life, it's pretty standalone and self-explanatory.

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>shazam
epic

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>CTRL-f idris elba
>Phrase not found
You had one job guys.

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whose captain marvel

it's what they used to call Shazam before DC decided not to.

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He does look like Seth McFarlane lmao

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these villains are comically autistic. Better than the ones in DC movies so far anyway.

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>rock of eternity
>full of cracks

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John Cena as Shazam

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this is some weird ass comic storyline

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Jesus Chist get this kiddie bullshit away from me.

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Fuck off, pajeet.

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>don't trust anyone not even your parallel selves.jpg

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I liked it, thanks man