WE WUZ VOYAGERS AN SHIT
Opinion on Moana, GO!
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>WE WUZ VOYAGERS AN SHIT
do you even understand this meme
good sountrack
>WE WUZ
retard
>It's a Kamehameha settles 6 tiles away from you before you even have a scout episode
>He then bitches are you for settling in his lands.
I don't really care about Moana but you seem pretty OBSESSED there buddy.
>WE WUZ
Holy fucking cringe
post it
Shiny is the best Disney song of the decade.
Actually really good.
Someone post the precontact link, you know the one.
>all the nogs in this thread getting offended
>can't assault OP over the internet so revert to acting like fat sjw women
OP is a poopy puffer.
Jesus, brown people can't even own boats anymore without OP feeling oppressed.
I really liked Moana.
It touched my innate want to explore and discover, and also resonated with my love for stories that have interesting myth woved in, and expand upon it.
From the point of view of someone who's going to become a future father, as well, I saw the growing of a character, a coming of age, with the core message being about who you are. Something I hope I can once withness with my own children.
It's a journey that brought me to tears.
>reddit spacing
They should have spent more time in that demon realm and had more fantasy elements overall. They spent way too much time with her on the island and then half the move after that is her and Maui talking on a raft.
The crab and lava chick were pretty cool though.
It's pretty crap, with only one good part (Far from the ones who abandoned you/...). Its just that Jemaine Clement had the perfect voice for the song. Shame that the design of the crab was also shit, apart from the quite cool uv-effect.
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Her and Maui bickering went on for far too long. They could've dealt with him without that part of the story being so goddamn predictable.
i want to fuck moana
and the voice actress too
Still haven't seen it, but I love some of the songs.
Seems good. Polynesian myth and history is intredasting.
Its not, I say it as a polynesian
Is taste in movies an especially polynesian trait?
Yes, they were voyagers and shit.
NOW NOW
*accuses non-white of stealing his job*
NOW NOW
*smacks teenage wife*
HOL' UP THERE
*marries underaged cousin*
HOL' UP
*heils Hitler*
SO YA'LL BE SAYIN'
*sees black man coming in from other direction, goosesteps to other side of the road*
YA'LL BE SAYIN'
*saves interracial porn*
THAT WE WUZ
*drops out of high school*
WE WUZ
*denies global warming*
WE WUZ THAT THERE MASTER RACE?
*spends welfare check on booze*
AN' SHIEEEEET?
Pretty good at some parts. Moana's personal theme was the best song, and Maui was pretty funny and entertaining.
I was expecting the chicken to be some MacGuffin where he turns out to be a God or something, but he was completely useless. The piglet pet would have made a much better animal sidekick.
Not a great film, but better than Frozen.
White guy, here. I'm not offended, I'm just so tired of Alt-Righters seeing brown people do basic shit and think it's all a personal attack or conspiracy against the the Aryan Race.
Here, he's salty that Polynesians were great sailors. Which they were, because, you know, they lived on islands in the middle of the ocean.
It was a bit too long for a children's musical cartoon but it was fine
Also there was no "muh evil whitey" shit, it was just about their own culture
Should be more movies like it tbqh
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garbage, bland shit with only 1 good song
better than I thought it would be, crab was cute
>Moana's personal theme was the best song
no it wasn't, and putting it 3 times during the film doesn't make anyone like it any better
its shit and you should die
Its a joke you idiot, if you weren't politically braindead you would understand not everyone thinks like you. Moana literally says "We were voyagers!" to the tribe's council, so I can see how that scene can remind you of the KANGZ meme.
Memes are fun, learn to laugh or go back to thumblr with your triggered kind
>Moana's personal theme was the best song
Maui's song You're Welcome was the best. Jemaine Clement's crab song was the worst.
You're Welcome > Crab Song > shit > the rest
Shiny>Moana's theme>>>a Polynesian's ass hair>You're Welcome
You should honestly kill yourself
Well, he is pretty much what was salvaged from Taika Waititi´s original script, shit went from Maui´s adventures with cutie Moana sidekick, to Moana´s sea journey with sidekick Maui
>garbage, bland shit with only 1 good song
Sounds like Frozen
>he doesn't wanna be shiny
Redit is thataway
You're welcome > How far I'll go > ? > Shiny > ?
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Fun flick for the kids.
Liked the Bowie-esque villain song.
7/10 would sail again
really, really great hair animation
Moana was pretty good.
I'm debating on seeing Coco, but I don't like the guitar and music theme.
I hope you aren't referring to Let it Go as the only good song.
I was referring to the icecutter song
Just had to be sure.
Carry on.
frozen's good song was In Summer
I say it is, as a poly man myself
My wife's daughter loves this film.
your dumb
it's bait you fucking idiot.
>reddit gets upset
sorry bud
Where You Are>We Know The Way>How Far I'll Go>Shiny>etc.
>Its a joke you idiot, if you weren't politically braindead
WE WUZ KANGZ came from Sup Forums saltiness over black people boasting over African history, even implying they were in control of Egypt. Both of them were amusing, but its the Sup Forums babies who pushed this meme to the point where it isn't funny anymore.
>Moana literally says "We were voyagers!" to the tribe's council, so I can see how that scene can remind you of the KANGZ meme.
Reread the OP's comment.
>WE WUZ VOYAGERS AN SHIT
I wasn't reminded, OP literally referenced the meme, specifically with "wuz, an," and "shit." Also, if I'm the triggered one, why are you the one getting vitriolic and shooting insults?
>Im not triggered, you are!
>said the nervously triggered user
The song where they start speaking in that Polynesian language (We Know the Way I think), legitimately sounds like someone with an IQ of 50 is singing at the beginning.
Shitty, undercooked villain but good otherwise
Are you going to give me an actual response, or just more ad hominem?
terrible
>undercooked villain
what did he mean by that?
so this is the power of leftist memes
It was a cop out that Maui got his hook back at the end. He ought to have learned that hes more than the hook, since his misguided attachment to it was part of his whole orphan origin
I'd make her moan. Writing was a load of crap.
Is this pasta?
...
No. Where You Are is by far the best song of the entire movie. Shiny is okay but there are a lot of moments in it where it just is boring, especially the Maui backstory parts.
they should just stick with Menken, other songwriters are garbage. Tangled (Menken) had great songs, it's not like he's lost his mojo. Frozen was shit all around but Moana was actually good (too much floating around and bantering though) and the songa didn't live up to it
>when an user is right but no one replies to him
Underrated
I hated the entire movie because that piece of sea arm that constantly helped the protagonist put me off. It was like a deus ex machine shit. Oh, Maui said no and send her away..oh wait the sea arm is back!
Oh, maui decided to let her keep the boat and he will go back to his island...oh wait no here is the arm again!
bullshit, dropped the movie right there. What did I miss?
lol
just moana, with Elsa on top
it was the Force for the adderall generation
desu this movie was still a better remake of the original Star Wars than TFA
>HAHA WE WUZ XDD
bretty good.
Jesus fuck she is fucking ugly.
>Moana is a reactionary imperialist who leads her people away from Communism
You're dull
The more I read this post, the more sense it makes. What the fuck.
post your gf mate
How long does it take for a meme to being Reddit?
Disney are literally writing their movies via mad libs now