Lindsay Lohan

Can she make a comeback? She is still just 31. Or is her old quality body of work forever gone?

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She's gotta get rid of that pooch, tone up, and get a head replacement and she's golden

>She is still just 31.
I thought she was 41. I am glad to see some men still willing to provide for her.

jesus christ.... this timeline is just fucked up.

Just yesterday I decided to look up Kelly Clarkson...what is happening Sup Forums?

Do we have the technology to unjust Lindsay?

Dat belly

She's apparently in Sick Note but she's not appeared yet.

Disney does, not WB

No one wants to come on her back

>Dat belly
That's actually her ass. It was just misplaced due to exessive ass-pounding by rich arab men.

time keeps on slippin slippin slippin

What caused this? Meth + crack + alcohol?

What the fuck happened to her ass? How can it deflate to that level?

while that is true, this is mostly drugs

I think so, she just need to switch for the high dose depressants instead of cocaine.

why would some bilionaire sandnigger prince want to hit that?

I think it's mostly just alcohol and a whole fuckload of plastic surgery

She's a fucking prostitute now. For real.

And she can't make a comeback after years of being unreliable. Hollywood doesn't care if you're a coked-up trainwreck; they only care if you're on the set on time.

I thought she converted to Islam?

trips of truth

also regular saudis gangbangs takes a toll after a few years

lol, no. you can't regrow the enamel on your teeth after blowing clouds of meth throughout your 20's like Lindsay

When your 20s are spent snorting coke and drinking, you can't really bounce. She has shaped her body and defined it with drugs, that doesn't just go away. Skin doesn't just magically go back to normal after that, boobs don'tgo back to being perky. She could lift weights and eat healthy and all those memes, but she would arguably looking more disgusting having that physique with muscles on top.

I COULD HAVE SAVED HER Sup Forums

...I COULD HAVE SAVED HER :'(((

Being a arab, he probably jacked off to her since... that film, I can't remember the name, where there's two of her.

what is going on how can

be the same person as

she'll be lucky if she has cum on her back desu

>tfw you never got to save her

is she fat again?

She lives in Dubai or whatever now, rumour has it she escorts.

So he can brag about fucking an ex-hollywood star, I guess.

Kelly Clarkson was only not fat for like, a year, back when she first got "famous".

Which is fine with me.

those fat girls let you do anything to them

Drugs, booze, cigarettes, plastic surgery

I M A G I N E

It's called a booty-do
you know, her stomach sticks out more than her booty do.

She only needs three things: A good trainer, getting off the cocain and antidepressants, and the will to improve herself.

As another user said, you can get fit all you want but that won't change the complexion of your skin, she's wrinkled and used up and her body is a mess, and she'll never be able to look her age until she's old (if she even makes it to an old age)

Like said, she is far too gone. She can obviously improve her current looks, but some irreversible damage is done.

I would unironicslly marry Lindsay and impregnate her

Some bitches can't be saved and don't want to be.

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I hate to break the news to you but she got fat again.

someone must

the genes are there after all

>Shes 31

Man... all epic maymays aside, this is sad. She used to be a nice girl.

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classic country girl look, perfect for cranking out kids and dinners

The baby would be born fucked up due to all the smoking, alcohol and drug abuse during the pregancy.

maybe if she went full plastic whore, titjob, nose, spray tan, the whole works. but she'd still have to stop doing crack.

>she is still JUST 31

You got that right.

Poor, recovering coke whore MK Ultra victim trying to enjoy a day at the beach and people take embarrassing pictures of her and then pick on her on the internet

OH NO NO NO

it's too late

Nope she’s fucked. The drugs took too much of a toll and destroyed her looks

Ok we all know Lindsay is a lost cause but whatever happened to her twin sister??

Kelly has always been fat but she at least tried to keep it under control. Once she had a kid she just said fuck it

Just that?

Talk about hitting the wall, jesus christ I used to want to fuck her so bad.

Disney. Not even once

More like 51

>31 years old
What the FUCK

(you)

just imagine that 4x4 bum on your face. Pure heaven.

I think shes been justed by alcohol and cocaine and malnutrition. How does a busty teen turn into that.

>More like 51
This, and only then if granny has just completely let herself go. Unbelievable.

Damn, easy to forget how gorgeous she was.

tits are fake

I'm in dubai all the time, I now want to try and find her. Any leads?

This is more than just aging. This is the result of years of heavy drug use

just follow the sound of crying children

kek

>implying that's not the timeline I wanted
kek

W A L L

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That's a quality breeder, capable of churning out blonde haired healthy white kids at a rate of one per year

I've seen that bodytype on junkies before, what gives? What's in drugs that messes with your ass?

And while I'm not a footfag, I do find her penchant for prancing around the stage with no shoes to be quite adorable.

>apple shape body
always such a shame....

this right here...

The arabs have her ass in protected stewardship in Dubai to get the dirt on Hollywood.

How do you go from that to this?

i think general malnutrition, poor upkeep that is associated with being a junkie rather than the drugs themselves

Being a literally child crack whore.

Meth and Alcohol.

>tfw you're old enough to remember the Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff's drama from the early 2000's in Teen magazines

why is her eyecolor different?

Bad diet, i guess.

It's weird being as desperate as she is no porn studio took advantage of it and offered her a few millions for a porn movie. She would do it.

She looks just like me. And I was skinny as fuck as a youngster. At a certain the burgers just accumulate around the hips and I lost the ass during Sup Forums lurkings.

serious hormone imbalance to have a body like that at 31.

Lindsay... Easy on the sun

>>TFW you realise its not a shop

alkie bloat. I think she was drinking a bottle of vodka a day or still is

>Hilary Duff

Literally stole Lohan's ass

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J U S T

I think it's thed drugs and upkeep. if you look at the olsens one look way older than the pther.

but hillary duff is still waifu

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Potato nigger genes

>Can she make a comeback?
She'll make me 'cum back' if you catch my drift haha
But yes, I hope so

That is really super

BRB: breaking up with my 23 year old girlfriend for someone younger

damn she could beat the fuck out of me

Probably a closeted fag.