So do we have a perfect answer yet?

So do we have a perfect answer yet?

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Just pull a cruise and grab her wrist gently and calmly just ask why she would say that

Throw your hotel keys at her and say "Whatever you say now, you'll be screaming later and by the way, your panties are wet"

We just need more time

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

It's time to give up. We can't help him she's too powerful.

Brad and Leo wouldn't waste their dick in a cum infested cesspool.

>grab her wrist
fucking rapist

The perfect answer would be thanking her for making him realize he had a problem

"What am I, your pimp?"

>Yeah, well... fuck you.
Short. Simple. To the point. Perfect.

saddest post of all time right here boys, we did it! we did it reddit!

This, she fucks sandnigger too.

>he had
he actually HAS to saggy problems

uh- don't touch me like that without my permission

>She dates a beta muslim

So much for Brad Pitt

*breaths in*

"Yeah I leave to go get the papers, get the papers"

*prays to allah*
*breathes out*

>matching jackets

She has him whipped like a dog, of course no self respecting man would ever put up with such a harpie

Fine don't touch her, just keep asking why

>Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Short, witty and eloquent

I don't get these threads? Just Jonah and some roastie trying to burn each other?

don't give up, we can do this

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This is the origin

>the only realistic part of that whole thing is when you called it a fantasy!

And THAT is how you do it!

Will we ever?

I should've expected as much from the frogs. It seems like every "french" star is either algerian, half-algerian, or some sort of coalburner.

what a disgusting bitch, she'd be lucky to have that fat kike

Would that make me their pimp, or yours?

this

>You have to make it worth my time before you can see Brad.

Is he being fed a translation on the fly? Is there a transcript?

I'm in an abusive relationship with this video. It brings me so much pain, but I can't help myself from watching it every time I get the chance.

Through an earpiece yeah, you can turn on subtitles on youtube

Who the fuck does she think she is?

I like it a lot but I just feel like making it a question gives her power. What do you think about "dont remember agreeing to be your pimp"?

Nice very nice

"lets be honest here, i'm the best you can do, dont set your expectations too high"

Yes.

>.....Oh! I get it! It's a metaphor!
>You're 40s France, Brad's Germany, Leo's Austria, and I'm the French army!
>Haha you Frenchies really are intellectuals!

How bad would it be if he just didn't say anything? What if he just gave this look? Would it be considered autistic?

>"You're too old for Leo"

We did it Reddit!

Yeah, I got the earpiece but I'm wondering what kind of delay he's dealing with, it's really hard to match his expressions to what is specifically being said, immediately putting him on the back foot. Also the yt subs may be very different to what he's getting through the earpiece making any kind of back and forth impossible.

"Brad Pitt?" Fantasy indeed!

What are you, like 5'8? I wouldn't call that high at all.

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She calls this an apology

breaking into song is the best comeback

They would have called in security after 15 seconds.

he should've busted out into fake tears and ruined that bitch's career

she seems sweet

>mfw these threads are actually mankind's best hope of ever inventing a time machine

it'll happen about three weeks after someone formulates the perfect comeback

>has managed to tame the Arab where the rest of her state has failed
>still finds time to BTFO terrible fatty comedian on live TV
How could one woman be so based?

>"I eat in order to cope with childhood trauma. My father was abusive and my mummy would feed me extra sweets in an effort to compensate for my mistreatment at the hands of my alcoholic father...to show that someone cared. My father would later kill my mother in a fit of drunken rage. Since then I eat Rollos and Skittles whenever I feel stress, sadness, pain or simply when I recall my mother humming from the kitchen."

I dunn told you.
>say nothing grin and bear it
>use influence and connections to ruin her career
>years later invite her randomly to a big Hollywood party
>Leo and Brad both there
>publicly embarrass her in front of everyone
>while she's in the bathroom sobbing, mascara running down her cheek
>whisper in her ear, "I was the one that ruined you career"