RAMPAGE TRAILER

RAMPAGE TRAILER

LETS GET LITTY

VIDYA KINO IS HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=coOKvrsmQiI

Will this be kaiju kino?

A BATTLE OF BBC'S

>Rampage

Is this seriously about a NES game? Is there going to be a giant wolf and giant lizard woman?

more like The Old

>Lizzy is a giant croc

I like this. Also, George looks better than anything in JL.

Why does he always have to lean?

>crashing this plane with no survivors
you're a big monkey

Good memories of the games

Hella litty bruh

is this a worse idea than Battleship: The Movie?

Yes, yes it is user. Though they're not mutated people anymore.

Hopefully

PPFFFTTTTAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Anus cancer.

The Rock really has a plenty of time to do some pretty bad blockbuster films per year, doesn't he?

>Warner Brothers

>litty
even ironically, kys

>turning mutant people into just giant versions of the animals

Shit

Also THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

It's an arcade game, Bozo. And its arcade sequel (an "N64" game)

I seriously thought Jeffrey Lean Morgan was joking about the wolf.

Maybe the world is leaning, user. Maybe the world is leaning.

no fuckin aliens?

Maybe he's just feeling dizzy all the time.

Who will play doctor Betty Veronica?

Dropped. That plot would've made this movie stand out.

Still better than Justice League

rather have a clayfighter movie

MONSTER HUNTER KINO INCOMING!

Looks like fucking garbage

After San Andreas, no wonder he's starring in a bunch of schlock

Is this more dark universe shit?

Who the fuck greenlights this garbage? Who is this movie aimed at? Why is the rock in literally everything now?

Yep.

a black girl with no tits

>basedtista getting roles in bond, marvel, and blade runner
>the pebble is doing straight to dvd-tier sfx movies for china

That's just what he does now, user.

Who do you think user?
Who was the only woman in the trailer.
WE

George seems useful.

you got it wrong user, you want exotic non-white girls to be hot

kek

he's not leaning, he's got one leg longer than the other, let me demonstrate

But y tho?

The Rock became such poison for movies.

>giant animals aren't mutated humans

finally after all these years, it truly is Ok to Be White indeed

oh really? then show us where all these hot non-white girls in white roles are then

>What if Kong: Skull Island had the traditional city attack 3rd act?

The Cast.

>Dwayne Johnson as Davis Okoye, a rugged primatologist whose pet chimp George becomes one of the rampaging monsters.

>Naomie Harris as Kate Caldwell, a discredited geneticist who joins forces with Okoye to stop the monsters.

>Malin Akerman as Claire Wyden, the corrupt CEO of a bioengineering corporation that creates the monsters.

>Jake Lacy as Keith Wyden, Eve's brother and business partner.

>Joe Manganiello as Burke, the corrupt leader of a private military company.

>Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Russell, a laidback government agent.

Why is Lizzie a crocodile now when Croc from the games is already one
Why don't people adapting shit actually PLAY the fucking games? If they did, this could be a cool schlocky B movie. Bring back Scum.

honestly this looks good

>inb4 people only go and watch this because Negan is in the cast

>CEO of a bioengineering corporation that creates the monsters.
So, Scum?

Does not look good at all. The music choice in trailers nowadays is fucking pitiful

C64 game

>laidback government agent.
you mean a leaned back government agent

the ape's chin looks like a flaccid cock in the thumbnail

fuck i didnt even watch the trailer, who is it?

WTF I saw that poster posted yesterday. I thought it was a joke.

functional scoliosis

>hey remember jurassic world
>do that again

>Black people are good
>White people are bad

????

JAG?

>Let's do Jurassic World but make it even more boring

those tits are problematic

>GEEEEOOOOORRRRRGGGGEEEEEE

Christ this movie looks terrible. Out of all the video games you could make a movie out of you chose one with absolutely no story and is mostly remembered for it's gameplay and ability to eat naked people

Bravo

He's started to look a little fat now

Will it be quipkino?

oh right, i forgot the race war was to be fought in a movie adaptation of a video game that people here will pretend to like for weeks after it comes out

>they dont turn into monsters
this movie is shit

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>Giant gorilla, chimping out, destroying a city
>mfw it's Chicago

do they even make good movies anymore ?

This is Hollywood nowadays:
>Hey, remember that thing you used to love? We brought it back and got big name actors and big budgets! Also it's nothing at all like it used to be, suck it you stupid fucking faggots! But please start seeing movies again.

>War for the Planets of the Apes
>white gorilla is a traitor, gets killed

>Rampage
>white gorilla turns into a monster, destroys everything, most likely dies

Memberberries

is the big rat monster and the lizard guy in it

I always tried to be the lizard but secretely i hoped no one would pick the rat

for you

>they got dwayne johnson and joe manganiello
>THEY DONT BECOME MONSTERS
WHY PICK THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKING HACKS?!?! YOU GOT THEM SHOOTING FUCKING MONKEYS!!!!

FUCK THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!
ONE FUCKING JOB!!!

>implying the white gorilla won't side with the rock in the end, helping defeat the other monsters

>I always tried to be the lizard but secretely i hoped no one would pick the rat
I'm afraid to ask why

>american attempt at kaiju flicks
they'll never learn

But he'll die in the process.

After-credits scene reveals George was a she and she had mutant babies.

Why does Brrrrrrt sound like a regular machine gun?

>wild animals fucking up Chicago
>very realistic movie

Will the rock get hit with that gas stuff and turn huge like the monsters and fight them as well?

>implying Godzilla 2014 wasn't better than 97% of all japanese kaiju flicks
>despite it still being shit

JUST FUCK MY CAREER UP

>nothing happens the movie
>being better than anything
Also the best king kong movie is the one where he fights Godzilla.

I think he loves his face too much to accept a CGI make-over

leanboys don't snitch

>Big guy crashes plane with no survivors

does he ever do non-schlock?

Looks litty. George is cute.

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intense leaning action

>Big Trouble in Little China
Really?

>big meets bigger
>oh, you didn't know about the 30 ft wolf?

This is fucking gold.

>and your other monster?

It's in his name