>tfw was 8 years old
>favorite movie was Little Mermaid
>would watch it almost every day
>eventually get a phone call from dad
>"I'll be home in a little while...Better not catch you watching that Little Mermaid movie again..."
>Watch it for the next 15 minutes
>then quickly change it out for Beauty and the Beast
I...I just want to watch cute girls and watch them be happy ;_;
I can understand you father's sentiment. The Little Mermaid is a story about transformation, and is a giant red flag that you might be homosexual. I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying that's what he probably thought.
Why is Ariel best girl?
what exactly did they mean by this?
Because she has literally below sea level self steem
Nothing wrong with that.
Ariel is the hottest Disney princess.
They meant it's his knee you tempting bait dropping bastard.
A good dad woukd've asked you to pause the movie so you could watch it together.
But Little Mermaid is pretty lame, Cinderella is where it's at
the best father and son disney movie is Mulan. no exception. my dad would replay the scene when all those hunnic gook bastards got buried in the avalanche. He'd say 'not so tough in the snow are ya, you jungle hopping slants'. I still miss him.
Ariel has foot scenes and gets naked.
Plus she has a hot voice.
why does it have a curve?
Oh yeah, Mulan is great too
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Because it was a shitty excuse for them slipping in adult themes in kids movies, like how the castle on the box for Little Mermaid had a dildo tower.
racist dads are the best
Because he doesn't have spikes for knees?
If you watch the scene in motion, instead of just that single frame, the character design makes it much more clear that is where his knee is.
This is unrelated to the dildo tower or the porn frame in rescuers. This is just people misinterpreting an image.
This is true.
The aerial shot from when the pelican flies in confirms this.
>ywn hate fuck evil Ariel while good Ariel is forced to watch
Aah back in the day, when Dad's would beat their faggy sons instead of dressing them up as Harley Quinn for Halloween.
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
Holy fucking kek
When will Frozen be put into the vault?