Yeah that's the whole point. I'm not trying to watch a story about weaker people.
Carson Harris
Yes, his name is Waru. Look it up.
Juan Bell
>he's more powerful than Starkiller ummmm....... no sweetie
Owen Johnson
Dorsk 81 took down a whole fleet of these. Starkiller ain't shit.
Angel Davis
>yfw the real Luke showed up and killed Luuke
Blake Russell
>mfw I'm Luuuke
Matthew Brooks
why don't they just put a lightsaber where the death star is going to shoot, then deflect the laser back at it?
Austin Hughes
thats something bigger luuke would have said
Jackson Edwards
YAAAAAS SLAY QUEEN
Jackson Morales
Reminder that most of those names are non canon
Caleb Cook
>revan >nomi >nihilus >based kyle you went too far
John Brown
luke apparently brings down star destroyers in his new book about his adventures after endor
Grayson Carter
Starkiller isn't canon, so doesn't matter anyway.
Henry James
>Starkiller isn't canon
Leo Hall
Anyone think this post was too long? I mean, geez. Save some room for actual posts.
And, come on. You don't know if he's actually talking about her. That entire last trailer was so cut together to push a false narrative.
John Fisher
i hate you, but you're technically correct
Mason Turner
Game. JFC.
Bentley Thomas
>there are still adults who care about this shit sincerely fuck off
Gavin Hill
She's still not stronger than Kitster.
>Mrs. Rey, I'm Chanchani Banai
Angel Evans
it's dog shit, son, dogshit. Were it a lego movie and if it were equally as shit i'd cal that one out too.
Asher Sanchez
You know what's more autistic than caring about Star Wars? Caring about whether or not something is canon to Star Wars.
Noah Kelly
>yfw Sheev was the clone of a guy named Shev, and Shev is Snoke
Landon Richardson
>tfw when to intelligent for Starkiller
Aaron Lewis
Ultimate Mary Sue.
Jordan Wright
Somebody really put Voort in the copypasta? I thought I was the only one who read wraith squadron books.
Isaac Wilson
except when someone complains about someone not being more powerful than another character
which is what happened here
Kevin Johnson
It amuses me that you googled him to find out who he was and then you saw this image on Google results and then you thought "YES. I have the perfect post in mind."
Christopher Martin
that's how Sup Forums work m8, stay away if you don't like it
Andrew Rogers
>I thought I was the only one who read wraith squadron books. Really? Those are some of the most popular books in the entire EU because they are so awesome and focus on characters besides Luke/Han/Leia for once. Based Face.
Ian Nelson
>tfw to intelligent for Sup Forums
Colton Cooper
Stay away from THIS if you don't like it. *grabs dick*
Liam Flores
but I like it "sucks"
Chase Parker
>mfw Bigger Luke is revealed to be Snoke
Henry Ross
>relying on power gained through the Force
Evan Harris
Oh effing kill me if some idiot writer tries to integrate a story like that into the movieverse.
I just did every time I think I have a handle on the crazy shit that's happened in Star Wars books, I'm wrong it almost makes me want to start reading through a bunch of them almost
David Sanders
>The Force is female, they say
Colton Williams
That should have unironically been the climax to the force awakens, or else be the climax to episide 9. A true feat of force-using, like Luke at the end of episode 4 or yoda in episode 5.
Josiah Brooks
>luke and rey are hanging around >luke is stuggling to get some task done >rey uses the force to effortlessly complete it for him >rey says "typical male, always trying to do things the hard way" >luke is stunned and says "I... I didn't know the force could be used that way..."
Justin Gutierrez
Thank you!!!
Blake Gray
They're idiots so they just take whatever was popular in the EU and hamfistedly shove it into the movies with no regard for making it work: Jacen Solo, Starkiller, and now Thrawn. I shudder to think of what will be next.
Leo Richardson
Well don't read The Crystal Star, it is one of the worst books ever. I like most of the Star Wars books I've read but I cannot stand that one.
Connor Cooper
Arguably, Rey beating Kylo was a true feat of force-using.
Oliver Long
>porn parody >dillion harper as Rey >using lightsaber as dildo >Luke walks in > "I... I didn't know that could be used that way..."
Brody Wilson
>dillion harper Good casting. She's just as ugly as Daisy.
Isaiah Adams
But is she more powerful than Darth Insanus or Darth Icky?
Kayden Nguyen
I swear to god no matter what mood I'm in this always makes me laugh. Holy shit George.
I can just imagine everyone's faces in the meeting.
Jaxson Bennett
Test.
David Cooper
It's funny how while that's still an impressive feat Luke towards the end of the EU canon was even more impressive.
>Learned the Force teleport in under a year when it normally takes decades >Stops a BLACK HOLE from annihilating a star fleet >Uses the force to become immovable >Has a non-evil force lightning (like the 3rd ever jedi in the archives) >Has an improved version which instantly kills >Mind rapes an entire star fleet >Fights an eldritch abomination born from exposure to the essence of the Force itself
Mara Jade did that though.
Chase Reed
Darth Insanius is at least consistent with the Sith naming scheme where they all sound like modified versions of evil-sounding words like "invader" or "insidious", but I cannot for the life of me figure out why he pitched Darth Icky.
Christian Gomez
>When Fracture was revealed to the public, its protagonist was a character named Mason Briggs. By the time the game launched, his name was changed to Jet Brody. A person who helped give this gun-toting rebel his original name recalls going through weeks of naming conventions. “Literally, whole teams sitting together, brainstorming what looks good – the first name, the last name, etc. Done, good to go.”
>But then a phantom menace struck. George Lucas would periodically check in on the status of the games his company was making, lending creative input and advice. The developer I talked to sighs, and agitatedly says, “In one viewing of Fracture, [Lucas] said it looked really good, but he didn’t like [Mason Briggs’] name. We’re like, ‘What do you mean, George?’ He responded to the effect of, ‘It doesn’t really fit. When he jumps on stuff, he moves pretty fast. I like B.J. Dart.’
Nicholas Morris
>fairly ok lightsaber fight (better than prequel dance-fights anyway) >come to an impasse where they're just awkwardly standing there for 2 minutes >finally she decides to believe in herself (rah rah gurlpower!) and magically becomes stronger than him >planet happens to split just in between them so the writers don't have to think of an actual conclusion to the fight wow yeah such a satisfying climax
Andrew Collins
don't forget the part in the next one where they fight the reincarnated slug version of Anakin to save his soul
Carter Barnes
theyre all pretty bad names honestly
Jaxson Walker
>scans list searching for Wedge Antilles >he's not on it Yep, checks out. Wedge is literally the most powerful, badass being in the entire universe.
A couple of those are from Warcraft and from unrelated comic books.
Some of them are canon and main characters int he comics or cartoons
Levi Young
Would love an x wing tv show but you know they would fuck up the casting
Liam Evans
that would be fucking awesome if it was being made 15 years ago. but yeah no hope in the current climate.
Jace Mitchell
So, what's the original line being mocked here?
Hudson Allen
rey is so attractive ans strong. she just makes want to respect women and not say sexist things . ilove disny so much for putting this character in my life and giving me a hero to look towards.
Zachary Rogers
Bigger Luke would kick her ass
Ryder Reyes
Pre-Disney games, besides KOTOR since that series continued post Disney, are 100% non canon now.
Jackson Cruz
still nowhere near darth traya and her bucket of lightsabers technique
Does anyone else remember when he specifically mentioned /raw/ power? By the time of epIV every force wielder he met was trained, no none had raw power.
Ayden Ward
Almost as powerful as jar jar even. Almost.
Lincoln Morgan
>no Darth Bane Apply yourself.
Luke Cook
And he's a bitch too
Lincoln Rogers
blocks your patriarchy
Zachary Ramirez
I like B.J. Dart.
Christian Johnson
prince ISOLDER
Anthony Perry
>my god....shes not a skywalker...shes a nightwalker...!!
uhh...disney?
Nathaniel Rodriguez
...
Kevin Kelly
Fuck you, the Darth Maul fight was awesome and the fact that you somehow like the Rey/Kylo fight more than that despite still hating it is disgusting.
Jordan Sanders
>*CHOMPS* your dick clean off
Tyler Jones
The Old Republic is still part of the Legends canon despite being around post Disney, and stop obsessing over the canon anyway you autistic fuck.
