>"[Ben] Affleck, [Henry] Cavill, and [Gal] Gadot's characters represent respect for life and art; they're also purifying a contaminated genre
ITT: We predict what he'll say
Leo Murphy
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Nathaniel Rivera
>"A fun, action-filled adventure that builds off of BvS, while establishing something new in the genre."
Blake Rodriguez
Rotten - "Despite Zachary Snyder's usual tendency to celebrate a world of non-conformance and his ability to usually question theism as a whole, Justice League unbearably now holds it's title of conformance with pride as though becoming another capitalist pawn has somehow saved it's once holy world of godly beings"
Michael Jones
>Unlike the average Marvel drivel, DC ponders on what it means to be a superhero
Joseph Gonzalez
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James Cooper
He hates Whedon and loves Snyder so this will be an interesting read.
Isaac Sanders
Regardless of which score he gives it, he is definitely gonna take a lot of potshots at Marvel. Probably gonna find a paragraph to shit all over Ragnarok. That's the kind of man he is.
Owen Martinez
Its good to see /ournig/ back here. always pleasant reading his reviews
Levi Carter
> In this bow down to Hollywood millennium, DC's irreverence is almost subversive.
Christian Sanders
>"A litty summer ROMP sure to leave your theater seats wet with PISS!"
Josiah Jones
Is Lex Luthor in this? I feel like he'd make some kind of parallel to him representing Trump.
Christopher Green
He'll shit on Whedon while praising what Zach had originally envisioned. At least, that's what I would hope, but chances are reversed.
Jeremiah Lopez
Joshua Howard
>I'm the niggah with the worst taste in the world, so I liked
Brayden Myers
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Michael Long
He has a post credits cameo. It’s pretty awesome. He’s bald and wearing a gene Hackman style suit.
Hudson Young
I think he is still waiting for it to drop to sub 30% before he publishes a glowing review
Asher Mitchell
"This film died with Snyder's daughter"
Landon Cook
inb4 he just ignores it completely
Parker Myers
so he's /ourguy/ then
Isaac Hall
sad but true
Julian Cox
I unrionicly love him
Here he shits on Holywood for being a bunch of circle jerking communist
Jack Gutierrez
The consensus is generally negative, so his review will obviously be positive.
Aaron Nelson
>Justice League, released in this new exciting age of worldwide nationalist revolutions, renders a bold and humanistic outlook on people coming together to protect their realms. Obama-Marxists will predictably screech about how the film is fascist and sexist along with a whole menagerie of others -ists. But they ignore what Zack Snyder really is: artist.
Adrian Sanders
>conjures a post-9/11 pre-apocalypse
Sebastian Morales
>A gay black conservative who writes contrarian film reviews
This man is a manifestation of Sup Forums
Henry Robinson
>huurrr duuur armon just do the opposite heh
Yeah that's why he loved Baby Driver and Lady Bird recently right? Fucking idiot.
Nathaniel Perry
Start agreeing with the RT score
Angel Barnes
>already forgetting that he thought wonder woman was mediocre
you guys don't really READ armond
Logan Murphy
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Nolan Perez
>reading what a gaynigger has to say
Austin Ward
I unironically believe this. You could tell he was ready to kill himself throughout production.