You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies that provide comics and cartoons for you and are...

You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies that provide comics and cartoons for you and are always trying to cater to you, and this is how you repay them? And to add insult to injury, you shit all over their works first chance you get. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll buy it later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep board who loves comics and cartoons for their lore when all you do is shitpost memes. Yeah, I shitpost, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy a copy of Batman Year One and then lecture casuals with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great board, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have know /lit/ didn't write me that note. They would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "Make a capeshit board, man," how big the movie industry is crushing the comic industry, how Creator Owned Titles failing is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the local comic shop Sundays, Sup Forums. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Buy a fucking comic! And by the way, reading Graphic Novels doesn't make you noteworthy critic! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Cirtics or any professional criticism for that matter, because "SJW Conspiracy!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed CalArts twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a writer! How's that script of yours we never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Sup Forums. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. Well, see ya, Sup Forums! Thanks for the fucking storytime

Lame meme.

So... Sup Forums is Batman. Cool...

100% true

>They would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite".

What did he mean by this?

Nice pasta, mind if I save it?

Go for it user

If you actually think Sup Forums is worse than Sup Forums you're so delusional you need therapy.

the funny part is about this pasta is it accurately describes Sup Forums perfectly

only thing i would change about is how Sup Forums basically became a debate hall for tumblr & Sup Forums rather than pushing some textbook liberal agenda

Now tell me something I don't know, or fuck off.

I just want to say, that I am unable to watch the cartoons on TV that I want to see, but when I am able to I do watch them on TV, and I there is no comic book shop in my area that I can go to every Wednesday, but if I am in a place that sells comics by some chance, I will buy comics.

Ok

Sup Forums has a liberal agenda but doesn't like SJWs?

I don't buy comics because most writers and artists resent my existence as a lower middle class conservative. Being an SJW means you're a bully, it doesn't mean you're a bad artist.

This isn't even a contradiction. But Sup Forums has no liberal agenda.

Delete this, this is too mean spirited

> I work down at the local comic shop Sundays, Sup Forums. Never seen you down there!

Probably because I go on Wednesday like a normal person.

Normal people don't go to comic shops period.

Just take the clip from family guy and use some ms voice to change the dialogue when needed

Thank you for calling us Batman.

>Living in a town with a local comic shop

I have to get mine shipped to me from the comic shop in the big city on the first Thursday of the month, and they keep fucking my order up

All I know is that I don't want to be the guy that goes to a comic shop just to mack on girls.

Sup Forums is pretty bad but Sup Forums and Sup Forums are clearly worse

It's more of a game shop that just happens to sell comics. The few people that do read there are just into surface stuff so I can't really hold a conversation.

This. Sup Forums is uninhabitable right now.

is Sup Forums the same way?
and Sup Forums for other television /film fans.

How so?

Your show sucks and you'll never have a spinoff because if the negro failed, you don't stand a chance in hell.

Bye, have a beautiful time!

It's currently being "raided" by gay porn/blacked posters but it's not being raided at all, it's literally just Sup Forumsposters posting gay porn and blacked screens

SJWs have done nothing but undermine the liberal agenda for years.

There's more shitposting than actual coherent threads that aren't generals

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OP here, I fucking love you guys

>He still buys comics

Come on OP

hey.... i fucked your dad

We're not Sup Forums or Sup Forums

I mean, at least the people on Sup Forums play video games.

>Sup Forums
>plays videogames
Literally fantasy land

You're thinking of Fantasy Zone.

>A rapist giving anyone else shit
This scene was so fucking retarded

>You constantly pirate from companies that provide comics and cartoons for you and are always trying to cater to you

Not really no, Marvel doesn't cater to me anymore. I do buy a shit ton of DC trades o it's not all bad. I live in a different country so DC current comics are off by 8 months.

Nice pasta though.

they don't call us Sup Forumsmblr for nothing

clappu clappu, a well done pasta.

My compliments to the chef, it's certainly spicy!

Casuals won't be able to handle the robust red sauce!

Quagmire was such a fucking faggot in this scene.

I'm pleased that you enjoy it, the sauce is a bit aged, but in feel that helps bring out the spicy flavor that will rustle even the most calm of casual jimmies.

So...no steak then?

My dad fucks me while I sleep

i don't like to call people newfags, but you're really putting me in a tight spot here