ITT: Celebs or """Celebs""" you have 1 degree of separation with

for some reason, one friend of mine from Milwaukee is very close to Mike Stoklasa, don't ask me why, but he told me some secrets about him.

come here, a little secret about those hack frauds...

he (Mike) lurks Sup Forums
and its /x/, Sup Forums and /n/

my friend said to me that some jokes and """sarcasm""" are most taken from here by Jay (who likes Sup Forums for some reason) and Rich, Mike doesn't come here on Sup Forums at the same level as Jay

he told me some more stuff about Jay, he's really passionate about his fans on Tumblr

not a single tip about Rich tho, all i've heard is that he plays alot of vidyagames...so he must lurk Sup Forums??? my friend doesn't know.

anyway, more real stories?

>more real stories?
I have work tomorrow :(

>/x/

LMAO

This is fake. Only paranoid schizophrenics and mentally handicapped roleplayers frequent /x/

Mike looks like a casual /x/ guy desu

I bet he's the guy who's been raging about beer pong in the /trek/ generals.

>/n/

I work as a police officer in Milwaukee and once we were raiding a lynching and Mike was there with Jay and Rich. It was very difficult but I was able to allow them to sneak away.

>Mike or Jay could be in this thread right now
>Mike or Jay could be the OP

probably, but again, he's very casual normie

forgot to mention, my friend said something about /ic/ and /news/, even more but he was holding to himself i think

Most jav pornstars at R18

i guarantee i'm not Jay or Mike

very close but never talked to them

you did a man's job sir

My 5th grade teacher knew T3 Terminator

...

>/x/

I believe it. Jay ribs him on believing ghosts in some episodes.

You guys don't have a problem with women, do you Sup Forums?

>Mike, Jay, or Rich might be reading this

Slap Wizard for me.

>Jay talking about people having issues with women
I wonder what Lauren has to say about this

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I met Mike once and he smelled really fucking good for some reason, like he was covered in extremely high-end perfume. Who are you getting dolled up for, Mike?

Jay seems like he was a huge Nice Guy beta orbiter for much of his life, I wouldn't be surprised if there more stories like with Laura.
ayy lmao

(me)
*Lauren

I have 4 degree of seperation to hitler (no joke).
>Me
>My professor and mentor at uni who interviewed Hannah Arendt
>Arendt met Adolf Eichmann
>Eichmann met Adolf Hitler

>/n/

So, does Mike like bicycles, Jap trains, or airplanes?

>he told me some more stuff about Jay, he's really passionate about his fans on Tumblr

that confirms

PART TIME

A friend does buddhism stuff with Uma Thurman's dad.

Wait, that's two degrees, fuck.

You try this every day. It's time to obsess over someone else, buddy.

He's supposedly my extended cousin, but it's a pretty long branch on the family tree.

Let's leave the LARPing to Sup Forums.

that counts

This is so made up

>Oh Mike mentioned that he's into ghosts, that means he would totally browse /x/!

Their sense of humor really isn't very Sup Forums. They hate meme humor and they openly mock their fans for liking it.

>/n/

kek

I could imagine Mike appreciating Sup Forums and Sup Forums's more cynical humour rather than the lame "le epic" manchild shit on reddit/tumblr that I imagine the rest are into.

he doesn't seem to like neither but OP description is realistic when it comes to /x/ and about Mike being a casual normie

I'll be more specific and say that I could imagine edgy teenage/early 20s Mike browsing Sup Forums over other websites, late 30s Mike right now probably just browses generic film news sites.

My cousin is engaged to a prominent country music artist. She was one of the big performers at that festival that got shot up.

Another cousin is Mila Kunis's personal assistant. Her dad got (my uncle) got drunk and walked out into traffic. Ashton and Mila sent a bouquet.

...

>Doesn't have sleep paralysis nightmares

LOL

Nearly everyone who worked on Lord of the Rings. Source: New Zealander.

I actually know one of the guys who made the weapons props as well which helps.

>/n/
holy shit, there's an entire board dedicated to mass transit? I've literally been here for 10 years and didn't know that

what are the memes like?

I've met Richard Simmons and worked on various films starring decently famous actors/actresses. I also worked for a writer for a while.

Hint for one of them: she's banged Captain America

>not knowing the autism hub of the internet would have a board dedicated to trains

How'd you meet Jenny Slate?

untrue, /x/ is a happy hunting ground for trolls and LARPers as well

Worked with her on something.

Anybody know Jay's Tumblr screen name?

What was your job

Its unknown, his twitter and instagram are public obviously.
From what I remember Jessi's tumblr got posted once, maybe you can find his through her's, but I haven't seen it in a while.

I work with someone who is married Geoffrey Rush's nephew.

Crew

I also worked for Joaquin Phoenix quite a few years back

And lastly I worked for zack the hack

>these literal internet WHOs
>amerifat manchildren

Not everyone can have the prestige of being molested by Kevin Spacey, user.

I talk to Jonathan Daniel Brown frequently

I went to school with Peter Jackson's son. He would sometimes come to prize-givings and stuff like that. Saw The Hobbit age him before my very eyes.

>ITT larping OP

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Part 2 please?

I am the mike or jay

Don't fucking ask me shit

Go back to bed, Mike.

I always assume these threads are Garrett trying to maintain a sort of continuity of relevancy for himself.
That "I didn't sign up for this" video plays like a suicide note that he didn't have the balls to follow through on, so now he's an internet ghost of sorts.
Still living. But stuck in the past (beyond the usual Sup Forums standards).

I was neither and I used to go there just for spooks and stories

My grandfather lived next door to Judy Gardland in London.

image being so pathetic that you come to Sup Forums to pretend that you know someone who knows someone that knows minor Internet personalities.

I know a friend who is this poster's mother's son.

I personally know the chick from 13 Reasons Why and one of my mates has had sex with her

I also know people who are mates with the actor for Billy on Stranger Things and I've been in the same room as him before, but I've never properly met him.

Beyond that, I know a few Australian sports players and have fucked the daughter of an Australian cricketer.

>and its /x/, Sup Forums and /n/
not /tg/?

Karlie Kloss desperately lusts for me to fill her throat with cum.

True story.

You can read some fun horror stories there

>it's another e-celeb fanfiction thread
why does Sup Forums keep doing this

Hope it was Warnie's you fuck

Brad Hogg

Hahahahahaha good god

that's true. i've spoken to her about it multiple times

>me
>classmates's grandpa
>Hitler

>Mike lurks Sup Forums

And water is wet

This is pretty much known already. They have used many jokes in their videos that have originated from the trolls of tv: Jay's height, RLM sucking Marvel's capeshit cock and so on and so on. The list is long. Also Mike has stated in the videos that he is interested in paranormal stuff even if he is not a nutcase believer.

Only thing that really hasn't catched on is shit talked about The Wizard, which is a real shame.

A lot of that is more likely to have been in response to the youtube/blip comments, not necessarily Sup Forums.

My cousin is a minor actress who has done some small parts in a few vanity projects celebs have done

Enough to have Joanna Lumley give her a wedding day message

>Rich loves XCOM
>His female version looks like a sectoid
Coincidence? I think not

Drank some beers with david hasslehoff some years ago. He gave me 50 bucks for flashing my man boobs

>durrr Sup Forums is super special and comes up with all these great memes!
They get the same stupid shit on their website and youtube comments. Also most of the jokes that are now Sup Forums memes were created by RLM, not the other way around.

>apparently my family has/had a vineyard
>Dad used to sell wine to Robin Williams's brother.
>used to get Christmas cards from him

My sister works for the same sorority Eminem's daughter is in. She has access to her phone number but won't give it to me.

Yeah, he's actually a very big name in Tibetan studies circles. The Dalai Lama is a darling if the university system, so if youbtake one or two anthropology courses, Uma's dad will come up.

I hate the Dalai Lama.

Mike has fetal alcohol syndrome and pissed the bed until his early 20s.

you know a friend of mine and his wife then. they got hired out of Full Sail to work on set. the day they left, they came over my friends house and said, here's our keys, clean the house out and you can keep whatever our folks dont want. its wasnt much, but I got a really nice microwave, zojirushi rice cooker, 5 bread makers they got as wedding gifts, and a brand new never used weber grill.

>trains
A sixty ton angel fell to the earth...

That's 2 degrees you buttlick

I went to school with a girl whos done some topless modelling and lesbian porn, and appeared on Babestation.

That's neat that Mr. Stoklasa enjoys conversing about trains, planes, and ships.

Brah, there's a whole chan that's been going for just a month shorter than Sup Forums dedicated to trains.

And I post there

And I work for the railroad

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