for some reason, one friend of mine from Milwaukee is very close to Mike Stoklasa, don't ask me why, but he told me some secrets about him.
come here, a little secret about those hack frauds...
he (Mike) lurks Sup Forums and its /x/, Sup Forums and /n/
my friend said to me that some jokes and """sarcasm""" are most taken from here by Jay (who likes Sup Forums for some reason) and Rich, Mike doesn't come here on Sup Forums at the same level as Jay
he told me some more stuff about Jay, he's really passionate about his fans on Tumblr
not a single tip about Rich tho, all i've heard is that he plays alot of vidyagames...so he must lurk Sup Forums??? my friend doesn't know.
anyway, more real stories?
John Green
>more real stories? I have work tomorrow :(
Blake Bell
>/x/
LMAO
Gavin Gutierrez
This is fake. Only paranoid schizophrenics and mentally handicapped roleplayers frequent /x/
Dylan Campbell
Mike looks like a casual /x/ guy desu
Christian Barnes
I bet he's the guy who's been raging about beer pong in the /trek/ generals.
Jason Ward
>/n/
Alexander Cooper
I work as a police officer in Milwaukee and once we were raiding a lynching and Mike was there with Jay and Rich. It was very difficult but I was able to allow them to sneak away.
Bentley Hall
>Mike or Jay could be in this thread right now >Mike or Jay could be the OP
Eli Johnson
probably, but again, he's very casual normie
forgot to mention, my friend said something about /ic/ and /news/, even more but he was holding to himself i think
James Robinson
Most jav pornstars at R18
Blake Hernandez
i guarantee i'm not Jay or Mike
very close but never talked to them
Connor Gutierrez
you did a man's job sir
Charles Clark
My 5th grade teacher knew T3 Terminator
Isaiah Murphy
...
Jason Price
>/x/
I believe it. Jay ribs him on believing ghosts in some episodes.
Kayden Baker
You guys don't have a problem with women, do you Sup Forums?
Jonathan Reyes
>Mike, Jay, or Rich might be reading this
Slap Wizard for me.
Aaron Powell
>Jay talking about people having issues with women I wonder what Lauren has to say about this
William Long
...
Brayden Barnes
I met Mike once and he smelled really fucking good for some reason, like he was covered in extremely high-end perfume. Who are you getting dolled up for, Mike?
Anthony Gray
Jay seems like he was a huge Nice Guy beta orbiter for much of his life, I wouldn't be surprised if there more stories like with Laura. ayy lmao
Leo Rogers
(me) *Lauren
Levi Cook
I have 4 degree of seperation to hitler (no joke). >Me >My professor and mentor at uni who interviewed Hannah Arendt >Arendt met Adolf Eichmann >Eichmann met Adolf Hitler
Liam Morgan
>/n/
So, does Mike like bicycles, Jap trains, or airplanes?
Benjamin Jones
>he told me some more stuff about Jay, he's really passionate about his fans on Tumblr
that confirms
Luke White
PART TIME
Anthony James
A friend does buddhism stuff with Uma Thurman's dad.
Wait, that's two degrees, fuck.
Thomas Ortiz
You try this every day. It's time to obsess over someone else, buddy.
Lincoln Miller
He's supposedly my extended cousin, but it's a pretty long branch on the family tree.
Zachary Cook
Let's leave the LARPing to Sup Forums.
Jason Cox
that counts
Adrian Hernandez
This is so made up
>Oh Mike mentioned that he's into ghosts, that means he would totally browse /x/!
Their sense of humor really isn't very Sup Forums. They hate meme humor and they openly mock their fans for liking it.
Jack Taylor
>/n/
Angel Carter
kek
Ethan Rivera
I could imagine Mike appreciating Sup Forums and Sup Forums's more cynical humour rather than the lame "le epic" manchild shit on reddit/tumblr that I imagine the rest are into.
Jackson Baker
he doesn't seem to like neither but OP description is realistic when it comes to /x/ and about Mike being a casual normie
Alexander Price
I'll be more specific and say that I could imagine edgy teenage/early 20s Mike browsing Sup Forums over other websites, late 30s Mike right now probably just browses generic film news sites.
Cooper Rodriguez
My cousin is engaged to a prominent country music artist. She was one of the big performers at that festival that got shot up.
Another cousin is Mila Kunis's personal assistant. Her dad got (my uncle) got drunk and walked out into traffic. Ashton and Mila sent a bouquet.
Jackson Mitchell
...
Oliver Ward
>Doesn't have sleep paralysis nightmares
LOL
Parker Nguyen
Nearly everyone who worked on Lord of the Rings. Source: New Zealander.
I actually know one of the guys who made the weapons props as well which helps.
Landon Lewis
>/n/ holy shit, there's an entire board dedicated to mass transit? I've literally been here for 10 years and didn't know that
what are the memes like?
Angel Anderson
I've met Richard Simmons and worked on various films starring decently famous actors/actresses. I also worked for a writer for a while.
Hint for one of them: she's banged Captain America
Caleb Clark
>not knowing the autism hub of the internet would have a board dedicated to trains
Eli Martin
How'd you meet Jenny Slate?
Gabriel James
untrue, /x/ is a happy hunting ground for trolls and LARPers as well
Daniel Torres
Worked with her on something.
Jose Thomas
Anybody know Jay's Tumblr screen name?
Bentley Hernandez
What was your job
Easton Diaz
Its unknown, his twitter and instagram are public obviously. From what I remember Jessi's tumblr got posted once, maybe you can find his through her's, but I haven't seen it in a while.
Anthony Lee
I work with someone who is married Geoffrey Rush's nephew.
Henry Carter
Crew
I also worked for Joaquin Phoenix quite a few years back
Ethan Martin
And lastly I worked for zack the hack
Oliver Allen
>these literal internet WHOs >amerifat manchildren
Jonathan White
Not everyone can have the prestige of being molested by Kevin Spacey, user.
Jonathan Thomas
I talk to Jonathan Daniel Brown frequently
Jack Bell
I went to school with Peter Jackson's son. He would sometimes come to prize-givings and stuff like that. Saw The Hobbit age him before my very eyes.
Carter Ross
>ITT larping OP
Dominic Nelson
...
Adrian Adams
Part 2 please?
Isaac Campbell
I am the mike or jay
Don't fucking ask me shit
Connor Walker
Go back to bed, Mike.
Jose Scott
I always assume these threads are Garrett trying to maintain a sort of continuity of relevancy for himself. That "I didn't sign up for this" video plays like a suicide note that he didn't have the balls to follow through on, so now he's an internet ghost of sorts. Still living. But stuck in the past (beyond the usual Sup Forums standards).
Cooper Mitchell
I was neither and I used to go there just for spooks and stories
Ayden Bailey
My grandfather lived next door to Judy Gardland in London.
Elijah Campbell
image being so pathetic that you come to Sup Forums to pretend that you know someone who knows someone that knows minor Internet personalities.
Nicholas Evans
I know a friend who is this poster's mother's son.
Samuel Kelly
I personally know the chick from 13 Reasons Why and one of my mates has had sex with her
I also know people who are mates with the actor for Billy on Stranger Things and I've been in the same room as him before, but I've never properly met him.
Beyond that, I know a few Australian sports players and have fucked the daughter of an Australian cricketer.
Samuel Hall
>and its /x/, Sup Forums and /n/ not /tg/?
Lucas Price
Karlie Kloss desperately lusts for me to fill her throat with cum.
True story.
Thomas Gutierrez
You can read some fun horror stories there
Eli Jenkins
>it's another e-celeb fanfiction thread why does Sup Forums keep doing this
Michael Campbell
Hope it was Warnie's you fuck
Cooper Mitchell
Brad Hogg
Blake Roberts
Hahahahahaha good god
Mason Carter
that's true. i've spoken to her about it multiple times
Hunter Ortiz
>me >classmates's grandpa >Hitler
Ryder Rogers
>Mike lurks Sup Forums
And water is wet
Aaron Bennett
This is pretty much known already. They have used many jokes in their videos that have originated from the trolls of tv: Jay's height, RLM sucking Marvel's capeshit cock and so on and so on. The list is long. Also Mike has stated in the videos that he is interested in paranormal stuff even if he is not a nutcase believer.
Only thing that really hasn't catched on is shit talked about The Wizard, which is a real shame.
Isaiah Brooks
A lot of that is more likely to have been in response to the youtube/blip comments, not necessarily Sup Forums.
Kayden Martin
My cousin is a minor actress who has done some small parts in a few vanity projects celebs have done
Enough to have Joanna Lumley give her a wedding day message
Brayden Thompson
>Rich loves XCOM >His female version looks like a sectoid Coincidence? I think not
Austin Thomas
Drank some beers with david hasslehoff some years ago. He gave me 50 bucks for flashing my man boobs
Jacob Nguyen
>durrr Sup Forums is super special and comes up with all these great memes! They get the same stupid shit on their website and youtube comments. Also most of the jokes that are now Sup Forums memes were created by RLM, not the other way around.
Liam Lewis
>apparently my family has/had a vineyard >Dad used to sell wine to Robin Williams's brother. >used to get Christmas cards from him
Nicholas Butler
My sister works for the same sorority Eminem's daughter is in. She has access to her phone number but won't give it to me.
Alexander Brown
Yeah, he's actually a very big name in Tibetan studies circles. The Dalai Lama is a darling if the university system, so if youbtake one or two anthropology courses, Uma's dad will come up.
I hate the Dalai Lama.
Angel Brown
Mike has fetal alcohol syndrome and pissed the bed until his early 20s.
Jack Bell
you know a friend of mine and his wife then. they got hired out of Full Sail to work on set. the day they left, they came over my friends house and said, here's our keys, clean the house out and you can keep whatever our folks dont want. its wasnt much, but I got a really nice microwave, zojirushi rice cooker, 5 bread makers they got as wedding gifts, and a brand new never used weber grill.
Easton Nguyen
>trains A sixty ton angel fell to the earth...
Ayden Richardson
That's 2 degrees you buttlick
Adrian Turner
I went to school with a girl whos done some topless modelling and lesbian porn, and appeared on Babestation.
Jackson Foster
That's neat that Mr. Stoklasa enjoys conversing about trains, planes, and ships.
David Myers
Brah, there's a whole chan that's been going for just a month shorter than Sup Forums dedicated to trains.