The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 5: Fall of the Mutants (Part 1)

And we're back, just like the Five Musketeers!

So sorry for keeping you guys waiting for so long, I just needed a breather after how hectic things got during the last part of 2016, but now I'm fully recharged and ready to continue.

But enough blogposting, let's read some fucking comics!

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Based X-user

no post in 3 minutes, OP is dead

Also, sorry for starting so late, I had a friend surprise visit me.

These pages are just too damn heavy.

And just like an X-Man, he came back from the dead!

Wait, I think I used that joke last time.

Peter Rasputin: Comic Book Artist
Somehow, I don't think that ongoing would take off.

would this be a good time to jump on? I like the x-men, mostly through other media, but have only really read Morrison's work.
I found other stuff too hard to get in to, mostly because of all the various adjectives on different teams. I did find two very large torrents recently though.

It's always a good time, Anonymous.

Yes, listen to the kid! Get rid of the Inhumans! Keep the muties tho.

Knowing me, that joke won't get old any time soon.

>The Good Guys win!!

And this is how I know, the X-Men aren't going to stay in Edinburgh. Or Asgard. Or anywhere that's not populated by people who hate them.

Peter and Cap doing a comic together when.

there's a really cute x-men classic back up where he talks about sending Illyana comics of his X-Men adventures

That's the fun part of older comics, user! It's always a good time to join in!

Alternatively, you can use the Mega that I was too dumb to include in the OP. I recommend starting with Vol. 2, unless you REALLY dig 60's comics.
mega.nz/#F!5kJFCBjJ!TG-NaDE3TdmkZ_uVOkD3eg

Colossus is pretty good if he did THAT with his off hand.

>hopey and maggot

Don't worry, they don't really like them here either.

>I recommend starting with Vol. 2, unless you REALLY dig 60's comics.
Ehh, it was fun to read vol. 1 with Sup Forums

Child starts talking to him
>Nervous sweating

These pages are unbearably slow to upload.

Ah hell man, it cant be because of Trump because I remember you leaving before the election was over, like JSA did for a while

Oh, absolutely, but reading it by yourself can be... rough.

Think clean thoughts, chum.

Nope, nothing to do with Trump.

>when you get it up and can't get it down

Is this before or after he started his relationship with the young Kitty?

>Marko broke this and we got the blame! I'm so angry I'll break the last remaining wall!

Way after.

Speaking of Colossus and dick jokes, does he still have junk when he goes metalic? Given what a notorious pervert Claremont was, that had to come up at some point.

...

I can't see why he wouldn't desu

Oh shit, Longshot and Spiral?
Looks interesting.

I'm not sure if "kayo" is the right terminology when destroying laser-shooting thingamajigs, Alison.

I can already tell what Alex's thinking.
>Uh, sure, that's totally what I meant to do! Nice catch, Rogue!

>does he still have junk when he goes metalic?
Yes

In Cable and X-Force he and Domino have sex while he's on steel form

will you storytime New Mutants' and X-Factor's issues?

Man, poor Wolvie.

Logan's face says " Maybe I should've stayed with Alpha Flight"

As a certain big guy said once: of coursh!
Not tonight tho.

...

Did this dude just knock out Dazzler with sound?

Maybe if you guys hadn't acted like dicks this wouldn't have happened. Mystique.

Holy shit those are some heavy hangers on Mystique

That he did.

I think it was the force of the snap, like a weaker version of Hulk's clap.

>Nothing personel, kid

She's tanked the force of Blackbolt's voice. This here, is bullshit.

Getting a lot of "connection lost" here.

This might have been at a different point of power creep.

I remember this particular issue because of this page. Funny stuff.

I can only hear the goofy scream

youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

Nah, it was in her Solo Series, some crooks kidnapped her and wanted to use her to rob the Inhumans for some ungodly reason.

Admittedly, nobody fucking read their solo series, I only read it, because X-user was storytiming it, and even HE wasn't reading it.

Jeebus, this is getting annoying.

I forget. Did Spider-Woman bail from Freedom Force already?

My connection better knock this shit off because we're about to start a double-sized ish.

lmao, true dat

Have you tried restarting?

This X-Men lineup is really underappreciated

I think she bailed in an Avengers issue, not sure though.

Logan... had a hard life.

I'm gonna wait for a bit, but if it gets really insufferable, I'll try that.

Have you tried resizing the images to be slightly smaller? I used ifranview earlier to resize some images because Sup Forums kept freaking out

Sad. Having a woman with six arms and a woman dressed as a creature that has 8 limbs on the same team as the token non-mutants with names that start with Spi- was cool.

Years reading X-Men and I still don't get how does Havok's white circles work

Or imugr

...

Punches from the Punch dimension

but they are always facing the reader! how does that work??

I think it was a visual trick Neal Adams came up with and it just sort of became Havok's thing. Let's be honest, Alex never had much.

Besides a sweet 90's costume

and fucking his brother's wife

That may just be it, actually.

We don't talk about Inferno.

Alex instinctively realizes he could be at home in his shitty desert, fucking the worst X-Girl if it wasn't for the fans. He's trying to make us pay for keeping him from his happy, oblivious life and heaven help us all when he actually manages to reach us.

Alright, I'm going to try and restart my computer. If that don't work, then, I dunno, avenge my death. Or keep the thread bumped until I come back! Yeah, that's better.

Whoops. Missed the start of this.

Sup Forums seems to be acting up for some people, OP included, so you have not missed much

ill continue reading in the morning, thanks op (its 1:22 here)

disclaimer: Neal Conan is friends with Chris Claremont

Wolverine NEVER cleans the claws.

Do not let him help in the kitchen unless you want some horrible disease his healing factor makes him immune to.

Those kids are surprisingly chill with a dude with a thick Russian accent in the dead center of Reaganopolypse Now's heightened tensions.

>Peter Rasputin: Comic Book Artist
>Somehow, I don't think that ongoing would take off.

I don't know, this is around the time Gru started on Cap. Maybe Steve Rogers could have gotten him a job drawing for Marvel comics.

so can we talk about Alex fucking Madelyne while we wait?

Man, Cameron Hodge really did a mad marketing blitz, didn't he?

im gonna marry X-user!!!

Yeah, a bit early for Maggott name drops, huh? He's still nearly a decade away.

Is Blob's only power being a total fatass? Does that really even count as a power?

Bumping

I caught up on my own- The comments are fun to read along with even if you can't join in.

And it honestly wasn't THAT bad. Just largely mediocre 60s Marvel. And then Roy Thomas took over and hired Adams.

Okay, panel 1 is straight up just an album cover.

He's immoveable when he doesn't want to be moved.


So, yes?

Also most attacks bounce off him

This

No, he's also got super strength. And nigh indestructibility.

youtube.com/watch?v=gAGGS4pHFFI

Yeah, but then he'd have probably got sat on by Pink Pearl instead.

There's no shortage of "My Superpower is FAT" in the Marvel Universe.

Silvestri's Colossus is great.

Wow. People worried Logan's healing won't work fast enough.

This must be before they hit true Wankverine power levels.

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That's some creepy imagery.

youtu.be/HFfz4x2fF6k

HE LIVES

Well's he's dead now

RIP x-user, good luck tomorrow

In which issue does Longshot join the team?

Uncanny X-men Annual 10 I think

bumping for a successful comp restart

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