KINO IDEAS

what are some movie ideas you guys have?

I have nothing to contribute but I am interested in what you guys think of

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Remake a Clock Work orange but with hot girls.

is there an actress more mentally damaged than jessica robbin?

Nice try Nolan you’re not stealing my kino ideas.

Seth Rogen takes a real shit on screen, no camera tricks

nice try fag your not stealing my enelechual property

>a Clock Work orange
I want to know your line of thinking for typing it this way.

you mean Abrams

I have had this one particular scene in my head for months and I feel like I need to take up photoshop or get an artist to paint it

it's basically a half human hybrid captaining a pirate ship and he was just betrayed by his crewmembers and theres a loud booming orchestra with his face in low blue light looking angry

I don't know why, but I feel like i need to fucking make a story from it

You guys don't have any fucking ideas

i had a kino idea in another thread the other day about nicki minaj that had to do with a month of edging but i forgot

Run with this user. This is high quality inspiration.

Aliens have crashed onto earth because their ship has run out fuel. Their ship's fuel source is made up of materials not found on earth. However a substitute fuel is quickly discovered.

The aliens dress up in human skins looking much like the young woman in the OPs photo, and they must procure as much fuel for their ship as possible. What is that fuel source you might ask? It is none other than human semen.

a horror film that takes places on twitter

>It’s a ‘busty newbie with lots of potential retires after a few scenes’ episode

Stop doing this.

Maybe I will user, I have always wanted to be a film maker and maybe I should make my dreams come true.

There is a porn parody out there.

because he's a hybrid he survives the mutiny, tracks them down, and kills them one by one?

ive got the key knows for the kinos
stay in the dark lelzorz

>Only one anal scene

A vampire lives in a big gothic manor on a hill above the suburbs and goes around town at night meeting various friends who are mostly insane and drug addled and they rant at him about their philosophical and poltical views. He drinks their blood to survive but it tastes disgusting to him ans he doesnt like doing it. At the end of the movie it turns out he's actually an AI sent from the future programmed to set in motion a chain of events that will bring about the genocide of the human race at the hands of AI. Also he wears tracksuits all the time.

I haven't gone that far, but he's kind of like a pirate Hellboy, found at a young age and it's not like he he's SIGNIFICANTLY stronger than humans, he's just smarter and stronger to the point where he was easily able to make a name for himself and conquer his enemies

It sounds a bit of a rip off of pirates of the carribean but fuck it we need a new pirate kino anyways

It sounds pretty good. Maybe he has a sea creature pet. Like a giant squid that kills his enemies.

>pitch my ideas to my school one day
>they all laugh at me and tell me I'm a faggot

A Cockjerk Orange

t. baboon

enchilada property?

sounds tasty, user. Great idea.

A fantasy homage to The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

A band of Orcs is sent to kill a ruler of a small county. He escapes with one of his guards. The orcs chase them, kill the count and after a short dialogue which reveals the guard knows where the count hid most of his wealth they kill him too. They plan on ritually burning his body since he died in combat but it starts raining so they retreat to a tavern where they discuss the situation. A necromancer overhears them and offers to buy the body to one of the orcs who seems less intent on the ritual. But the body gets stolen by the brother of the guardsman who has come to visit him and now seeks to return his remains to their parents for proper burial. The necromancer tries unsuccessfully to find him but eventually hires a skellington mercenary to track him down and bring the body back. Cue fights, pursuit and a stand-off finale.

A barbie slasher/horror movie. Might have some actual impact compared to the designated "creepy" movie doll that hasn't actually been in anyones house since the 1800's. Obviously Mattel would never allow it but a close up of a blood spattered Barbie face would make for a good signature image in my estimation.

Yep.

I miss her so much

hwat happened to her

cry with me, anons

this bitch sits on my face for 2 hours while wearing a paper bag on her head

>isis nile
what did they mean by this?

>Not "Cockwork"

You had one fucking job, and you fucked it up

I hate grammar nazis, but you should really read more.

A man with bad dreams fears sleep

The electro-magentic pulse has wiped out people's ability to see

Some sixth graders are convinced their principal is a murderer

...

A nightclub owner schemes against mobsters

This

The world's deadliest criminals come face to face with an ancient creature released inside their prison walls

A firefighter tries to convince others about a creature spawned from the sun

man with magical pee powers uses his urine to fight fires by day and crime by night

I'd love to see this but it would never happen due to copyright and ratings:
HORROR/COMIC/TV/ACTION EXPENDABLES

Freddy, from the depths of hell, recruits Jason and Leatherface to take over earth forever.
Hell on earth eternal. However, zombies ruin Freddy's plan by killing souls that he needs.
So Freddy recruits Ash, along with Pinhead, Michael Meyers, and Chucky to combat the army.
Along the way, it is revealed that BOTH Alien and Predator have their sights on Earth once again;
they work with the zombies, against Freddy and crew to eliminate the inferiors and claim this planet.

Allegiances formed? So it seems. Robocop and Terminator, along with Wolverine and Venom
have their own agenda. Deadpool and Hulk join in. The Joker...A new third party of barely controlled chaos has arrived. UNTIL...Ryu, Ken, Chun Li and...Rambo, John J. form an alliance with Jack Burton, Hulk Hogan, and the Transformers to fight all three alliances. Why? Because the Last Starfighter and the A-Team are needed to seal the deal.

Rogue agents: Alf, of course. FUCKING ALF. What team is he on? Quantum Leap's Sam--can he bring Skywalker and Vader into the picture? Max Headroom--a loner. J.R. from Dallas--he has his own interests first. Miami Vice--arrest everybody. Robert Downey Jr as the KEY....angles, options.

Lastly, the saving grace. Primitive man. Saving grace, perhaps. A return to roots somehow.
Can we start over? What is the endgame? Survival for whom? CAN THE MISSING LINK SAVE US?
His innocence...a return back to...what once was.

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An unseen force kills those that would harm a young woman

After the crucification Christ followers are filled with the Holy Spirit

A stranger tames an old West boom town

The Allies devise scientific and mechanical breakthroughs to thwart Hitler

There's an ethereal song coming from the center of the city (the top of a skyscraper) and anyone who isn't wearing ear protection or earphones is so enchanted by it that they end up being drawn there where something happens to them and they don't come back. Years later, a small remnant of the government, using earplugs and soundproof walls, have engineered a device they believe can destroy the source of the song and they hire a sort of mercenary courier with a soundproof helmet that constantly plays music to deliver it to the target, tricking him by telling him to deliver it to some coordinates rather than letting on the true purpose of the mission. Along the way he runs into bandits, earless cannibal cults, eldritch abominations, religious fanatics, agents from other cities who want the device for themselves, and abandoned drones.
>TLDR: the raid in a mad max/the mist setting with baby driver's musical gimmick

only one person on earth is actually self-aware

>they laugh
>call you a faggot

Stop pitching gay romcoms then, ya faggot

how's the standoff work without guns..

fire spells?

Sounds like Earth Girls Are Easy.

Follow a Liberian child soldiers journey to normalcy, it's basically Boyhood Child Soldier edition. You can feature surrealist cannibalism for extra Kino points.

a movie set in a future utopia where white people are treated like second class citizens
they are subjected to systems of racism that dont allow them to prosper at all as a race
in the end nothing changes for them and the story begs the question: are whites even human?