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BASHING THE BISHOP

i think i've made my point

Both of 'em got the laughing gear round the old - single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle

I heard about your Dostoevsky... I read a book a week

>Who else has seen this filth?
>Who else has seen this filth?

who printed this out for June?

And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

>Imagine a cross between Telly’s Addicts and Noel’s House Party. You’ve just imagined Upstairs Downstairs, a new quiz show devised and hosted by David Brent.

Yeah, and I get all this, "oh, David, you're a brilliant singer-songwriter, you're stuck in Slough, while it's Texas that are off, you know, making all the money, and they're rubbish compared to you". And I go, "don't slag 'em off."

i feel like i missed out on a lot of jokes because i know nothing about british tv culture

That's a relief I was waiting for a blind date and thought it was you.

PLAY A RECORD

>both in our 30's, yeah

Sometimes the complaints will be false.

UH??!

>There's gonna be a restructering

i will not have her tunnel bandied around willy nilly

Oh for fffffffffucks sake

Under weaknesses......

you've put Eczema

>fray bentos

well well well

how the turntables....

Chris...

has he done his forklift exam?

He writes the exam

im seeing her sunday, aren't i?

for me sins

Up to me nuts in guts

OH FUCKING HELL

he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

probably yes

also its just the awkward general office culture in britain, it captures it well

"Yes, I've punched the odd copper, yes, I've enjoyed the old doobie. But will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics"

Free love on the freelove freeway, where the love is free and the freeway's long

i've got some

Hot love on the hotlove highway going home cuz my baby's gone

> she's dead!

She's not dead!

Right, you know he was saying there about me being the top of the pile of men, saying I’m gay, right.

I’m not gay.

In fact I can honestly say, I’ve never cum over a little queer *wanking gesture*

Get the guitar.
Probably my favourite line.

it's not banter, not now

You don't know who sung "In the Summertime", do you? Mungo Jerry!

>all these super intelligent lines from english office

Me, lager. Finchy, lager. Gareth, lager sometimes cider, so different drinks for different... needs.

Fucking love that scene

Sorry what room you staying in?
>Uhh 362...
There is no room 362 in this hotel...sometimes the complaints will be false.

up to me nuts in guts

I sort of fused Flashdance with MC Hammer shit.

Open your eyes, you're now colourblind!

Racial, so...

What's the point of working? My computer is fucked right now so I'm here at my desk and on my phone. I think socialism is inevitable due to AI making work obsolete.

I'd say, at one point or another, every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn

I don't agree with that in the workplace.

'David can I stay in bed all day?' 'Yes you can David.' Both me, that's not me in bed with another bloke called David.

I fucking love the office
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What am I don't in there, with a dildo

Did these fuckers not see the second last episode, how pure depressing "lookylikeys" are?
>Get invited to party
>These two are here
>Someone paid for two strangers with a vague resemblance to fictional characters to stand at their event
>Bong parties are so boring, they have to pretend they live in TV World, and invite fictional characters to their parties
Sad!

Julie......Ander...ton.

You're the wanker mate, if anyone is

Well, I spent a lot of time travelling, exploring-

>Exploring yourself.

...and Asia.

The extras showing Gervais corpsing in every single scene is incredible. Especially when he's trying to make Martin laugh


>MONKEH

>Take 25?! Oh that's embarrassing

...

I think there's been a rape up there!

Yeah, on my er... FEET.

Men get turned on by what they see, but women get turned on by what they hear.

I very tenderly explain to the woman that I will guarantee her at least one orgasm.

Is it a black mans cock?

The Office has the GOAT outtakes.

>"My knees hurt."
>"No they don't..."
Based Finchy.

Are you 'avin a laff?

What's that, skunk?

I'm mad enough without the gear anyway

He says "nearly done".