Cast it into the fire!

Cast it into the fire!

Destroy it!

DESTROY IT

>"nah"
>walks away
>elrond does literally nothing to stop him even though he could have easily
>elrond: "men failed that day"
>fuck you elrond you lazy cunt

ISILDUUUUUR

that´s doesnt happen in that way in the books you know, they still talking about what to do with the ring, (Isildur, Elrond, and Cirdan) But Isildur Says, "Fuck uff, i will keep this thing cuz Sauron rape my brother and father"

In the same place where Sauron was Defeat.(they never walk to the Orodruin/Amon Amarth/Mount DooM.

I'LL NEVER DELETE MY PORN

ISILDOOOOOOOOOOU!

Why didn't the Red Skull just throw Captain America into the MtDoom?

Eh, ok.
*throws DCEU into dumpster fire*

>I was there when the credit of men failed

I realize this 'humor' will continue but just to be clear, there was no reason to believe that Sauron would ever return, he was only a Maiar, and had just gotten his shit pushed in

the prohibition about letting the ring continue to exist is that it would corrupt the next person into a lesser version of Sauron

but there was a secondary problem, once the One Ring was destroyed, the 3 elven rings would also fail, which would lead to the eventual decline of Rivendell and Lothlorien, so Elrond wasn't 100% committed to its destruction, necessarily

also Elrond is half human

Why didn't Elrond just sent eagles on a search-and-destroy mission after Isildur?

why did elrod just let him walk away. he should of just pushed him into the volcano.

Yeah, Isildur literally refers to the one ring as a "Weregild", IE Blood Price, for his dead father and brother.

ITSITSIDRU

I think I read somewhere that Eru forbad the eagles from intervening in Middle-Earth except in some minor cases.

t.Eärendil Finwë Aredhel Maeglor Felagund

>pic
Fucking gets me every time

>Throwing your sword-brother into a pit and starting a new war against your former allies over a thing which may or may not retain some power

Buncha cucks in here

>Not throwing your sword-brother into a pit and starting a new war against your former allies over a thing which may or may not reanimate the evil overlord
Buncha of people who can't make the hard decisions for the sake of the world here.

>I was there when the credit of men was downgraded

wasn't level 70 yet

Top stuff m8

Fuck Elrond
Let's talk about best elf instead

God forbid them? fucking religious eagles

Good idea, I'd love to talk about Fingolfin

He was out of mana

Cast into the fire!
That fatal kiss is all we need
Cast into the fire
To fatal sounds of broken dreams
Cast into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Cast into the fire

...

Still fucking lets him walk away anyway faggot

What would have happened if Smeagol never showed up at the end? Would Sam have the balls to throw Frodo into the pit?

>Would Sam have the balls to throw Frodo into the pit?
No. He'd have tackled Frodo over himself. The homolust leads us to that being the only solution.

...

Sauron really should have made a different type of jewelry to store his power.

>beings that wore the ring
>Sauron
>Isildur
>Smeagol
>Frodo

>beings that lost the ring due to it being a ring and thus easily removed
>Sauron(I shall grab you with my ring bearing hand)
>Isildur(slippery finger)
>Frodo(old cigar cutter trick

>Sauron(I shall grab you with my ring bearing hand)
Movie only.

Yeah should've made it a false tooth.

>Sauron spreading mind-controlling teeth all over the Middle Earth under the pretense of free dental plan for everyone

the one buttplug to rule them all.

Sauroncare is subsidized by all the Uruk-Hai who are forced to sign up for the program but won't really use it

>he doesn't own the one ring
>2017

Does it have an internal LED and heat sensor to light up the elven engraving?

>his one ring has actual engravings

Pleb-tier edition.

>the One IUD

Would you rule Middle Earth with a buttplug, or serve with a ring?

depends on the size of the buttplug.

DELET THIS

clean your shit jesus fucking christ

where are the piss bottles

heres another (you) for good luck

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

go to bed Yaкui

DESTROOOOOOOOOOYYYYY IT!

lol no

I have no idea why the pics I take with my phone end up rotated when I try to post them.

>ey nigga, Gondor calls for aids
>sheit nigga dey already got aids

>Destroy IT
Even Elrond knew the new version of IT was going to suck.