SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

Hawt.

pfff boo
I want my skinny chicks to have an OBVIOUS case of anorexia nervousa.
This bullshit could go either way

If you don't like it, direct it my way.

Post pic of yourself

I wonder what she looks like unshooped without makeup.

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Better

what a goddess

oh shut up, have you not seriously seen better looking women in real life?

literally perfection

are you antisemite?

Yes, but that goes without saying.
There are other jewish women that are better looking

>What doth life?

KEK. Also, dubs.

giv spoopy gf

Would be more perfect with more hair down there

Full bush gets caught in my foreskin, its irritating

mmm collect them in a little bush box

You must not be uncircumcised or you would know what I'm talking about.
Also you might know how fucking rare it is to see ANY bush these days.
You gotta catch women after they come home from the peace corps to get any

So get circumcised. It can't be that expensive, can it?

Jewish women should be banned from shaving

The recovery is a month long plus don't you need to jerkoff with lotion from then on?
Fuck That.
Having a forskin makes sure you are senstive as fuck and you only unsheath fully IN a vagina.
You build up a layer of dead skin when you circumcise and it kills all feeling

I'm circumcised and I've used lotion to jerk off maybe twice in the 13 years I've been doing it.
>you lose all feeling
This meme again. I unironically don't have a problem with people who are against circumcision but this simply isn't true. The head of my dick has plenty of feeling in it.

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>permavirgins pretending this isn't hot
enough

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Again if you live in a city that is a vacation destination you see hotter women every weekend.
Probably in bumfuck podunk ohio she is heaven on earth

You have probably been circumcised since your briss schlomo so would have no frame of reference.
Considering there are weirdos that try to "grow" back their foreskins with weights I think I'll stay natural

I love Gal!

same!!

she looks like she would be a bitch and be selfish in bed

Ass is flatter than Kansas.

I get hard just reading this

What do her feet look like?

skinny tall females are fucking repulsive, at least you can cuddle with a short one

Was your mom a bitch growing up? thus informing your mental pattern of a women?
Have you had sex before?
I'm sure your preference only serves when all sex is theoretical anyway

ha ha le epic beat down bro high five
*puts hand out face up*
*pulls it back*
syke!
haha got you

Wonderful

>Ha ha good one bro! I'm a bit of a worm so I'll be facetious instead of thinking of a comeback

a come back to what? your babby psychology? you think too highly of "your" opinions

I'm imagining my face underneath them...

>ha ok got me there my dude, guess i'm not "enlightened" enough for you, you want to watch rick and morty and jerk each other off while eating french bread pizza?

oof

You dont lose ALL the feeling, just a lot compared to an intact dick. Especially with the whole frenulum(??) thing