Summarize Twin Peaks: The Return in five words or less.
Summarize Twin Peaks: The Return in five words or less
Retard directs man acting like retard
>6 words
Hot yummy mommies jiggle onscreen
Cooper fucks everything up again
Judy
dude what if
A successor to Twin Peaks.
K I N O
got a light?
What year is this?
Cooper fails getting Palmer pusy
Dougie mobsters man in black weirdness cool
It is happening again...again
Jade give 2 rides.
Kinda shit, Lynch's a hack
Avant-garde shitposting kino.
Literally the best show
Laura... easy on the garmonbozia
words or less
Punisher is better.
Atomic entity ruins mystery
Complete shit
Washington Post's favorite show
what goes around comes around
Wtf
ernie niles wasn't in it
Integrate your shadow now, son.
Ok this is an interesting picture
SHADOW
TAKE ME DOWN
Laura, no!!!
Made for Big Lynch Cock
they finally talked about judy
David's shitty time travel retcon
It was all a dream.
I USED TO READ FLESHWORLD MAGAZINE
Call for help
Unsatisfying daring unique wonderful LYNCHED
Cooper goes with the flow
Old Man Shouts At Clone
you mean a mystery should never be revealed?
captch: cafe especial
It's not really happening again.
It shouldn't have happened again
I wish Lynch wasn’t such a manlet, ruins the series for me
nice
Laura’s still one sexy bihhhhhh
Kino cummies in pants yes
I wanna fuck Naomi Watts
>6 words
Twist: The reward was you!
This show is not good.
You're SUPPOSED to feel confused
Pure kino plebs seething
>implying time travel hasn't been a thing since the International Pilot
Based pusy poster
Cooper fails to fix shit.
>manlet
He's 5'11
What the fuck
With theresa b and laura p wearing a special ring
It's happening... whoops, false alarm
Best show of past decade
so he's a tall manlet
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I mean most of the kids don't seem too scarred by it, one or two of the girls are def okay with it, but why? What country is this anyway?
>5'11 qualifying as being a "manlet" when it's 1 inch above average height for males
Go back to your gay mentally ill bodybuilding forum
I'M GLOWING BRIGHT OBSIDIAN
Speak up you fucking midget, I can’t hear you from down there
Where are you getting those stats from you insecure little beta? Most women are 6' nowadays, a guy NEEDS to be 6'6" or higher to break from manlet status and even then, they're still kinda short.
>this whole post
when will they EVER learn ???
>average height for males
Yeah but that includes asians and african pygmy tribes. Average height for white males is closer to 6'2
If I saw you on the street while driving I would leave you behind as a red skid mark on hot pavement you freak of nature
>it's an actual midget role plays as a tall guy on the internet to feel better about himself thread
>posting Kyle when he's also a manlet
If you're shorter than 6'8" (AVERAGE MALE HEIGHT IN EUROPE AND NORTH AMERICA!!!) you should just give it up.
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How does it make you feel to be so short that if you lived in Twin Peaks, not even Laura Palmer would fuck you?
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Can't wait for Season 4
>implying I haven't lived in Twin Peaks and haven't fucked Laura
HelllOOOooOOOO
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He has such good taste, this only made me like him more. Ray Wise was criminally underused in this season.
Kino kino kino kino kino
He prefers black grannies but he's a man of taste and fucks all grannies regardless
waste of my fucking time.
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Not what people were expecting-
Loved it
>implying your time is worth anything
Mercury is in retrograde, Cooper
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I looked forward every week.
An astrological masterpiece
dOGIE get hoMcomngg queenn preGNINT
>we'll never see Twin Peaks get blacked
What the fuck?
underrated post
LEE’d and LYNCH’d
Cooper totally got blacked.
Jade give two rides
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James was always cool.
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