Summarize Twin Peaks: The Return in five words or less

Summarize Twin Peaks: The Return in five words or less.

Retard directs man acting like retard

>6 words

Hot yummy mommies jiggle onscreen

Cooper fucks everything up again

Judy

dude what if

A successor to Twin Peaks.

K I N O

got a light?

What year is this?

Cooper fails getting Palmer pusy

Dougie mobsters man in black weirdness cool

It is happening again...again

Jade give 2 rides.

Kinda shit, Lynch's a hack

Avant-garde shitposting kino.

Literally the best show

Laura... easy on the garmonbozia

words or less

Punisher is better.

Atomic entity ruins mystery

Complete shit

Washington Post's favorite show

what goes around comes around

Wtf

ernie niles wasn't in it

Integrate your shadow now, son.

Ok this is an interesting picture

SHADOW
TAKE ME DOWN

Laura, no!!!

Made for Big Lynch Cock

they finally talked about judy

David's shitty time travel retcon

It was all a dream.

I USED TO READ FLESHWORLD MAGAZINE

Call for help

Unsatisfying daring unique wonderful LYNCHED

Cooper goes with the flow

Old Man Shouts At Clone

you mean a mystery should never be revealed?


captch: cafe especial

It's not really happening again.

It shouldn't have happened again

I wish Lynch wasn’t such a manlet, ruins the series for me

nice

Laura’s still one sexy bihhhhhh

Kino cummies in pants yes

I wanna fuck Naomi Watts

>6 words
Twist: The reward was you!

This show is not good.

You're SUPPOSED to feel confused

Pure kino plebs seething

>implying time travel hasn't been a thing since the International Pilot

Based pusy poster

Cooper fails to fix shit.

>manlet
He's 5'11

What the fuck

With theresa b and laura p wearing a special ring

It's happening... whoops, false alarm

Best show of past decade

so he's a tall manlet

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean most of the kids don't seem too scarred by it, one or two of the girls are def okay with it, but why? What country is this anyway?

>5'11 qualifying as being a "manlet" when it's 1 inch above average height for males
Go back to your gay mentally ill bodybuilding forum

I'M GLOWING BRIGHT OBSIDIAN

Speak up you fucking midget, I can’t hear you from down there

Where are you getting those stats from you insecure little beta? Most women are 6' nowadays, a guy NEEDS to be 6'6" or higher to break from manlet status and even then, they're still kinda short.

>this whole post
when will they EVER learn ???

>average height for males

Yeah but that includes asians and african pygmy tribes. Average height for white males is closer to 6'2

If I saw you on the street while driving I would leave you behind as a red skid mark on hot pavement you freak of nature

>it's an actual midget role plays as a tall guy on the internet to feel better about himself thread

>posting Kyle when he's also a manlet

If you're shorter than 6'8" (AVERAGE MALE HEIGHT IN EUROPE AND NORTH AMERICA!!!) you should just give it up.

Doguei get ipad

How does it make you feel to be so short that if you lived in Twin Peaks, not even Laura Palmer would fuck you?

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Can't wait for Season 4

>implying I haven't lived in Twin Peaks and haven't fucked Laura

HelllOOOooOOOO

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He has such good taste, this only made me like him more. Ray Wise was criminally underused in this season.

Kino kino kino kino kino

He prefers black grannies but he's a man of taste and fucks all grannies regardless

waste of my fucking time.

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Not what people were expecting-
Loved it

>implying your time is worth anything

Mercury is in retrograde, Cooper

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I looked forward every week.

An astrological masterpiece

dOGIE get hoMcomngg queenn preGNINT

>we'll never see Twin Peaks get blacked
What the fuck?

underrated post

LEE’d and LYNCH’d

Cooper totally got blacked.

Jade give two rides

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James was always cool.

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