Iliza Shlesinger vs Natasha Leggero vs Whitney Cummings

Who's the funniest comedienne?

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I like Natasha but the guy she married disgusts me

I fucked Iliza 6 years ago, AMA

What's the best way to boil an egg?

Liza

How can any of them remotely be funny? It's scientifically impossible.

I want to cum inside all of them on the same day, raise the kids, and then see which of the kids is the funniest

None of them are funny and all of them are sluts. At least if I fucked Natasha I could hang about with Moshe who seems like he'd be a laugh

Daamn that pizza looks good

What are my lucky numbers for saturday, november 18, 2017?

what's Madonna's best song?

Cummings is best. Not afraid to take shots at any person/group of people and doesn't rely solely on "female" humor.

Were you a carrier of HPV before you fucked her?

I fucking hate that unfunny bitch.

Not him but Borderline

Not him but i'll take this one.

Like a Prayer

unironically ray of light

Half him half fish but la isla bonita

Last night I dreamt of Sombrero

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how was her pusy? does it smell?

these whores wouldn't know a joke it raped them in the face

maria bamford is the only funny comedian

beautiful stranger
underrated because it was a movie promo
or

Which one would be the best pusy mistres?

get into the groove

Sadly this.

Classic case of girl feeling she's too old and settles for an ugly jew.

This
It's both A S S D E A D D I C K and kinorific
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You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?

I fucked your mom too

Good taste.

Iliza for sure

>height: 1,64 m
fucking womanlet

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This bitch is so arrogant

Iliza's obviously the hottest one. Only bugmen and soyboys would disagree

>2 hours long
i aint watchin that shit nigga

these women are so hot I can hear Tina Fey screeching autistically from here

anyone remember the Patrice/O&A segment on Shlesinger? Fucking hilarious

Tina Fey's an anal queen though, and hotter than all of them.

Name one better voice.

I doubt anyone else would put up with her retarded bullshit. She has the IQ of a peanut, loves yappy little dogs and has hard opinions on everything even though she knows dick about it. Moshe Kosher is not that out of her league.

>Wild Leggero appears

Whitney Cummings is the only one of those 3 that has ever been funny once in her life.

>and hotter than all of them.

has he one of the greatest work of all time? 1 song made in 3 hours, with the pop queen, never have to play it again, probably still getting the copyright fees for the lrest of her life. Maybe even bangiing Madonna all the time

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>Shlesinger
in a sealed barrel full of a corrosive liquid
>Leggero
with a gag and her husbands death certificate
>Cummings
with a step stool and plastic bag on head

>w-which one is funny
>mfw

women can be funny, but only if they are ugly and crazy enough

Sweet god

They're all unfunny slags

Who are any of those people lmao

Her BF had a podcast called The Champs which was just two white guys idolizing black culture and only having black guests.

So her BF is basically: KEK - THE PODCAST

(google Champs Podcast for max cringe)

>"DUDE I SUCK DICK AND HAVE A VAGINA LMAO xD"

There, saved you from ever having to watch any of these tired cheap Amy Schumer knockoffs, and its an insult to even Amy to call them that

Have you seen her ass?

attractive women give me a slew of mixed feelings.
Generally I don't like the vast majority of them

True facts

I don't know about funniest but I would FUCK and SUCK Schlesinger and FEED her my SEED!

She's not hot enough that it covers for her complete lack of talent.

All three of them are definitely attractive as all hell but I get a special kind of feeling in my pants when I see that natasha chick

Liberals were a mistake

that belly button doesnt look at all like in OP's

t. bugman soyboy
Not all cucks are soy bugmen but all soy bugmen are cucks

Eh, too boney

I knew her nudes wouldn't let me down. She's hot as fuck

>would put up with the most insufferable shitty female "comedy" from a completely damaged whore (constantly talks about past trauma and sucking dick) just for some mediocre old pussy

lol ok cvcky

Why do they all take such slutty pics?

>A S S D E A D D I C K
jump to track #9 (40:15)
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>cvcky
Based reddit

because they're average western women in them modern time-period.
Nothing that they do involving themselves will circumvent the desire to have value, and specifically, sexual value to other people.

>he's not attractive
I take pics of myself every day because I'm a hot dude, sorry you got fucked by genetics

Iliza is the fittest so i'd fuck her the most

as for brand of comedy i'm not that into any of them, although Natasha Leggero had a couple funny jokes on celeb roasts

post pics hot stuff

Take a bow

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Is she an outtie?

/
sauce

Damn. I wonder what an ass like that smells like.

I'll give you my hot leg, what would you do to me, what would you do to my body you pervert

Someone explain to a virgin why is it so important that vaginas don't look like beef curtains rather than a small axe wound.

Because when women get horny their vagina gets engorged with blood thus the lips get bigger.

nothing
too moley

woah
would kiss from thighs to your cock :3

>get BTFO
>cry reddit

you know how I know you're a faggot?

I don't have a cock you dumb piece of shit

Beef Curtains is what happens when the vagina has been 'used' generally

This is the only funny female stand-ups

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kike kock

That means a virgin woman will have no beef curtains?

I always thought that beef curtains appeared because they were horny, then again I'm a virgin so I know nothing.

>Wanda Sykes
>funny
the funniest thing about Wanda Sykes is the fact you think she's funny.

this is false

prove it

The lips will become engorged with blood when aroused, and swell. It gets puffy.

why don't they teach this shit in schools

>t. Roastie

No wonder Dice Clay wanted her on his show

Pow-pow-powerwheels

>being gay is harder than being black...
stopped there

>i want a girl that has never masturbated and never orgasms when i fuck her

...

Motion Capture, Duncan't Trussel, Hardly Shaffir
what a solid run of guys that scratch their asses and sniff their fingers

Are you sure it wasn't Dane Cook in a wig?

Natasha and Whitney look like uberbitches, at least Iliza looks good and she's funny.

>Who's the funniest comedienne?

Those Aussie cunts from Katering Show

They taught me that, that's the reason I was confused with the "outtie and innie" stuff that is now really popular on Sup Forums. I've never seen a vagina but I may soon, that's why I'm asking.

The function of the labia minora is to provide protection for the vulval vestibule, they are unable to become engorged in their natural state and during sex the only difference is that they will be lubricated like the rest of the area.

Sex has no effect on lengthening or widening of the lips, both majora and minora.

t. pre-med

this

> Zephyr in the sky at night I wonder ....

None are funny. Shlesinger is the closest and best looking but is ultimately the female Dane Cook.

ass is way too big

>trying to tell a joke but can't stop flattering herself

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Faggot detected