*walks towards you*

*walks towards you*

Oh gross what the hell man

God I love her so fucking much. She's literally perfect.

>Waddles

...

*unzips penis*

Lena Dunham looks like THAT?!?!

>get stuck in her orbit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*burrito farts out of her pussy*
>hey stranger, wanna see my *urp* asshole? *brrrrrrrnt*

Yep, I sure would.

Who the heck gets their kicks from posting things like this?

FAT HOOKER

Would relentlessy pound

the guy behind her doesn't actually follow her, he's simply trapped inside her gravitational well and has since long given up on any hope of ever escaping

Where the fuck do you think you are

ooooooohh dam son! now this is what a call thicc homes. u gota be gay to not wana tap that hot piece of ass

never forget

>where the _____ do you think you are
Someplace where people get their kicks from swearing i guess?

It's one thing to get fat in Hollywood when your job is to be hot and you have personal trainers and dieteticians and shit, it's another thing to get fat and go around dressed sluttier than an 18 year old at a rave party.

>post yfw you will never be so hungry your head tries to eat your face

God I want to FUCK every single hole on this FAT Mexican!
>ywn fuck her and watch her fat tits and belly bounce and cum so hard you pull out and hit her chin

B R A P H O G
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Like you wouldn't bite this rump roast.

*masturbates respectfully*

>if only you knew how bad things really are

she's Greek

*Farts like a vuvuzela*

Whatever she is my dick wants to be inside that fat little piggy

When i look at her I instantly think:
*braap*

that just means she's into butt stuff

I'd bang her sure, I mean I'm not above porking a fattie every once in a while. You bros know what I mean

*Does a 360 and walk away*

Right here. The only people who wouldn’t fuck a fatty are the same types of people who jerk off to the same kind of porn. Give your dick some variety

Mah nigga. Fucking fat girls is a true joy and anyone who has never experienced it is missing out.

if you turn 360 degrees, you're facing the same direction. absolutely embarrassing, did you even take geometry?

wow, she's too ugly for chubby porn now wtf.
i'm sure some black guy will make her a happy wife.

I wanna make her lick every inch of my body, I'll have her give me a bath, and then...who knows?

>Telesorts behind u
>Unzip brain

"Clean your room, grill"

I wouldnt even fuck her. She is disgusting

>he took the bait
I swear to god posts like that are a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world

*She's almost nere with much at stake; now the ground begins to quake.*

HFCS FTW

t. Newfag

Its a meme to respond seriously to the meme. Or is it already a meme to respond seriously to a meme which was already responding seriously to a meme?

Who is this moron?

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Epic. Simple epic...for the win