He doesn't like Galaxy Quest

>he doesn't like Galaxy Quest

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Why would you make up a group that doesn't exist? Faux-controversy to spark discussion only works if it isn't completely ludicrous.

Wait what, there are movies with cleavage now?

Boobs

NEAT!

I have a feeling that this costume wouldn't go over too well nowadays

MOMMY GIV LACTATION FLUID PLS

I'LL DING-DONG DIDDLY FUCK YOU UP

Should I fap? I have class in 30 minutes. I don't know if thats enough time and I people might be able to smell the fap off me

Take a shower and fap while you're at it.

do it or you will accidentally think about something hot in class and get a massive erection

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How would people "smell the fap" off you???

It's like The Orville but actually funny and well made.

It's like watching movie 43. I'm sorry I just can't take it seriously with all these popular actors.

Semen has a scent.

although unless he jizzes all over himself and his clothes I can't see how anyone else would smell it after he washes his hands.

I might do that so.

Nah my dicks pretty small so I doubt anyone would notice. It's only about 4.2 or 4.3 inches when it's hard.

>moles and freckles

Sometimes when I fap some dried semen gets stuck in the folds of my foreskin and it has this strong fishy smell. Even if I wash it with a tissue. Only way to get it to go is having a shower.

absurd comparison

wet wipes.

thank me later.

(not just for cleaning after but also used for cumming into to really minimise the mess. and the best part is it feels good to cum into

Go fuck Photoshop

>>>/auchwitz/

Galaxy Quest is the best she's looked in a movie since Alien.

I thought she was cute in Ghostbusters to be honest with you senpai

It has aged like shit desu.

never in my life have tits in any movie distracted me so much, literally had to stop the movie to jerk off
and i wasnt even a teenager, i was in my early twenties

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it's okay in my opinion. I wouldn't sit down and watch it again though

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hahahaha bad genes hahahaha my saliva and semen smell good hahahaha beta boy

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qt

Imagine being Arnold

no joke, this is the reason:
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SIGOURNEY LOOKS FUCKABLE FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE

BLONDE BIMBO MAGIC

Damn right.

Why is moot playing dress up

>moot

who?

Just do it in class, no one will care.

I like how greasy and sweaty she looks in that movie

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founder of 9gag or soemethin

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god damn did not expect to jerk off entering this thread. I used to pause on every sigourney scene

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It adds a lot but I still like qt Siggy more.

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That has never done it for me. IHer make-up looks too much like Tim Curry from Rocky Horror.

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Wtf I love Sigourney Weaver now