>"oh my god.. She's more powerful than Smee, Maimen, Dr. Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan of Yu!"
Christian Perry
>Darth Icky
Ryan Price
>be luke >realise you could of joined vader >realise you could of owned the galaxy >instead spend your life living in a cave >realise the jedi are hippie scum
WOW DISNEY THANKS FOR RUININIG THE THRILLOGY
Nicholas Richardson
Marty Sues tend to be extremely powerful
Isaac Sanders
Is she more powerful than Coleman Trebor though?
Gavin Rogers
Who would win
Rey vs The Justice League?
Robert Flores
I kind of like this twist. The jedi were slimy as fuck in the prequels.
Henry James
They were slimy as fuck in the games as well
David Green
Quip-wise? Justice League
Nicholas Perez
>no Darth Bane
Xavier Jackson
It's actually pretty consistent with the prequels because even when the Jedi were in power a lot of them were eccentric and would live off on their own.
Gabriel Hernandez
Underrated
Tyler Robinson
>Palpatine No fucking way she's more powerful than SHEEV.
Lucas Cooper
>he still hasn't googled Dessel
Gavin Perez
Was Lucas trolling them or did he actually mean it? What was the other proposed name? Darth Terror or something?
Mason Richardson
Obviously trolling them, only autistic redditors take that story seriously.
Tyler Wood
It's weird because Darth Insanius would be no more cringeworthy than Darth Tyranus or Darth Plagueis but Darth Icky is just... what?
Gabriel Edwards
don't tell me she could beat masketta
Benjamin Adams
>BJ Dart
Ian Bailey
Nothing can beat this group of chads.
Michael Walker
I dunno man Getting a BJ from this thing would be pretty fucking scary
Ayden Lee
>JUSTice league not one of them is attractive
Ethan Martinez
You make a good point, but they really undersold her a bit.
Ryder Wilson
> Celestial class skronk woman > man makes a gesture > RAPE.. REEEEEEEE REEEEEE
Henry Allen
My mother saw Ben Affleck on Today earlier and then Armie Hammer was on but she said she prefers the older actors and said she thought Ben Affleck looks good with a beard.
First half of S1 is exactly what you'd expect of a Disney cartoon Second half is relatively good when it drops the kiddie shit, and even manages to use the spinsaber well
S2 is more consistently good, with better highs and fewer lows, but spoiled somewhat by the retarded saber helicopter fucking up an otherwise well done finale
S3 is a bumpy ride because the worst character gets a fuckton of focus and it starts veering into old EU territory, but has a genuine kino moment at the end of the Obi-Wan episode No idea about S4
>Lord Vitiate >Another one of Vitiate's specialties was in the domination of his opponent's minds, as he was able to dominate the minds of eight thousand Sith Lords and bind them to his will. He then used their combined power to perform the most complex ritual of Sith magic ever performed, ripping the Force from the entire planet of Nathema and absorbing the combined life force of every living thing on the surface. Lord Scourge suspected that the Emperor had not only absorbed the lives of those who had died in the ritual, but was in fact feeding off their spirits to sustain his own throughout the centuries that followed.
Tyler Nelson
>i'll try spinning, that's a good trick
Mason Cook
This is fucking horrible. Thankfully Disney erased this shitshow from canon.
Cooper Phillips
Not really a fan of the show, but that faggot's review is shitty.
Alexander Flores
The worst part is that he was a direct ripoff of Darth Nihlus, who also had the ability to drain the life of those around him, and even planets. What they didn't steal was the fact that, as a result, Nihlus was little more than a rabid beast and a slave to his own hunger; All his power was meaningless because he couldn't control it and the moment he couldn't use it as a crutch he got killed quickly. They literally ripped off a character designed to mock EU powerlevel wank, and made him powerlevel wank personified. The sheer lack of self awareness was utterly staggering.
Ian Russell
Name one thing he said wrong.
Noah Hill
Bioware did that because they hate Obsidian and what they did in KotOR 2. I mean, just look at what they did to Kreia and The Exile, its disgusting how petty they are.
Wyatt Clark
Just about everything
Adrian Thompson
I don't think that particular bit was part of their petty spite. I genuinely think they just didn't spot that Nihlus and Sion were mocking the EU powerlevel bullshit, because the way they made Vitiate was so lacking in self awareness that it loops round into parody.
Carter Stewart
Wow, great argument.
Michael Hughes
Is rebels old canon or new disney canon?
Gabriel Perez
Rebels and Clone Wars is new Canon.
Matthew Hernandez
disney canon
Jose Edwards
lots of retards still dont know lucas is one of them, and one of the biggest spergiest retards at that
Henry Scott
so the jews from disney saved star wars after all...
Parker Edwards
>tfw you realize these are actual names from the EU
Lincoln Barnes
Only half of them are
Leo Clark
>Kanan Jarrus, Caleb Dume
...uh, should we tell OP?
Jeremiah Baker
it always was and will be a shit framchise
Oliver Murphy
Nah senpai. Disney said all material after a certain date (Think it was 2014 or 2013) is canon.
Star Wars: The Old Republic had two expansions, with the Sith Emperor, Vitiate, since then.
Therefore, Vitiate is canon.
Either that or Disney can't control their own brand, or are complete liars.
Dominic Gutierrez
they explained that TOR would continue but it's officially under the Legends brand. The game came out in 2011
Jose Morris
And she was a good friend.
Jaxson Jones
>Kanan Jarrus, Caleb Dume,
Caleb Ross
>She makes Darth Vader cower with just one glance
Liam Young
fpbp
Justin Brooks
What happened to Ezra's eyebrows? Also, negro looks like a baby.
Mirin Cavill's look though.
Noah Murphy
>Doesn't like the EU. Uncultured swine.
Parker White
>buying into the absolute garbage that is the EU best thing Disney did was burning that shit away
Christian Harris
>"Ive seen the raw strength only once before" >What did he mean by this
It means he's only seen that raw power in Kylo. It didn't scare him enough then (so his academy got shot up) but it does now (so he's not training Rey and making Kylo 2.0) . If you think he's including Yoda, obi Wan, Vader, and sheev in that you're retarded. That's why he says RAW power - untrained power. Obviously he didn't see that in those four
Kevin Myers
What about Darth icky though?
Asher Wilson
Disney EU is just as bad, if not worse, than the old EU.
>inb4 luuuke
That shit was an april fools joke, But you know what isn't? Helicopter lightsabers.
Juan Sanders
>But it can't be, after the Star Wars™, The Last Jedi® who did that was... They've made eight of these movies now, with more to come.
Ayden Adams
Luke, did I ever tell you about Luuke Skywalker and Luuuke Skywalker? They were your genetic clones grown from the hand you lost on Bespin after it was transported to Emperor Palpatine's Mount Tantiss storehouse on the planet Wayland.
But Is there a hero that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
Joshua Wilson
>ywn see Vergere reeducate Jacen in the Embrace of Pain >ywn see Jacen and Luke beat Shimrra and Onimi >ywn see Tahiri flow-walk to see Anakin one last time Life is suffering.
Colton Ward
The Autist is the Jew's natural enemy.
Sebastian Wilson
S T R O N G
I N D E P E N D E N T
W O M A N
Nicholas Myers
And my other dick
Brody Watson
Just watch Darth Maul vs Obi Wan and call it a day.
Benjamin Richardson
Aaaannnnddd
This
Josiah Ortiz
>Darth Insanius >Darth Tyrannus >Darth Bane Sith lords have the edgiest names ever and I fucking love them for it.
Christopher Hernandez
is count dooku not insanely powerful? he beat obi wan and anakin at the same time, why would he not be able to beat yoda?
i always thought that showing yoda fighting before ep III was a mistake. it would have been better if yoda shows up and dooku tries to get the thing to fall on the jedi and then makes his escape. i was kind of disappointed they made yoda a lightsaber user, but i guess i don't know what a better alternative would have been.
William Williams
Dooku has always been a character the writers just fumbled around with. Killing off Maul in the PM and trying to replace him with Dooku was a mistake. Especially when The Clone Wars brought him back and made him a better villain than Dooku ever was. Doesn't help that Dooku is the least popular of the Prequel villains.
Evan Brooks
>it starts veering into old EU territory, But that's not a bad thing...
Noah James
Dooku absolutely should have been an awesome character. Christopher Lee was one of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. Lucas had no excuse for squandering him so poorly.
I bet he's actually pretty cool in the EU but I'm very unfamiliar with prequel EU.
Asher Campbell
This, TOR is the only Legends thing that was actually allowed to continue after Disney reset the canon. Which is a shame because I bet there are a ton of writers who would prefer to continue building on what exists in Legends instead of having to work around Disney's stupid shit.
Ian Roberts
Yoda kicking ass was pretty much the only reason to watch episode 2. It was perhaps the most genuine surprise I have ever received watching Star Wars because I was not expecting him to start flipping around as if he had just heard Kohmi Hirose's "Promise."
Elijah Hernandez
>implying she would last longer than 1/10th of a second against Dooku AND Boba Fett
