"RIVERDALE" TALKBACK: PUSSYCAT EDITION

Tonight's episode: "Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!"

>With Riverdale High’s annual variety show around the corner, Valerie’s (guest star Hayley Law) efforts to help Archie (KJ Apa) prepare for his big performance lead to some major fallout between her and Josie (Ashleigh Murray). Meanwhile, Betty (Lili Reinhart) and Jughead’s (Cole Sprouse) investigation into Jason’s death brings them to a home for troubled youth and face-to-face with Polly (guest star Tiera Skovbye). Just as her relationship with her mother was on the upswing, an unexpected betrayal sends Veronica (Camila Mendes) spiraling, while Josie deals with her own pressures at home after her overbearing father Myles McCoy (guest star Reese Alexander) returns for her performance at the variety show. Hermione’s (Marisol Nichols) first day at Andrew’s Construction finds her and Fred (Luke Perry) growing closer.

Streams.

>Stream 1.
tgo-tv.com/watch/live-tv/the-cw-live-stream.php

>Stream 2.
arconaitv.me/tcw/

>Stream 3
livetvmisc.wixsite.com/main

25 minutes to showtime.

Blacked edition.

oh boy I made it for the start of a talkback thread by accident. My body is ready.

what does cheryl smell like?

Cherry pussy juice and evil

We /archiehorror/ tonight?

Here we go lads

I'm so ready.

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It begins.

Robin Givens can still work my dick after all these years

bughead is happening huh

Don't be trashy user

those are some shitty-ass pancakes

>Polly is real

Fuck which filter is hiding these threads?

>bughead
Better than Jetty, I suppose

Archie has DC rebirth posters...

>Batman Rebirth poster

Dat Rebirth poster.

Reggie is the expert on sucking

>HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY

>THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI

Archie is tripping already

FUCK I missed it

Mrs. Cooper. Are you trying to seduce me?

Archie is confirmed /ourguy/.

DROPPED
JUGHEAD NEW HUSBANDO

Bringing out the em

Valerie is pretty white for a black gal

Jughead always Husbando.

Who /gingergod/ here?

I want Jugshit fans to leave.

Why is Val so beautiful?

Behold the wonders of racemixing.

She's about to get colonized

Eyes

Because she's the most white-looking Pussycat

>Jugs just keeps eating

Shame about my chink genes

Their lip stain blows.

VERONICA IS VIGILANTE

find some black chick and make some blasian babies

Val you don't need this shit.

>making her choose between you and ginger adonis

LEL

Josie is a bitch and I don't like it.

Val is about to get /Maoried/.

mfw I dated a black girl but she left me for a ginger

are the grownups fucking too...

It was a hard choice. Truly

Papa Archie is gonna have to "woo" that black mayor pussy

Also I just realized that this show has more women than men

FUCK YEAR FRED

Veronica has some truly god tier outfits on this show. The need to release the stores they get the clothes from.

Know what. Archie's dad deserves this. Good for him.

>MOM!!! ARCHIE'S DAD WAS MINE

I like them odds

ive seen enough porn to see where this is going

mom n teen videos are pure kinotacular

>brought to you by covergirl
>women's deodorant ad
>bra ad
>neutrogena ad

Weekly reminder that men shouldn't be watching this

The fuck was that light mask?! It didn't seem to shield your eyes from it much.

Hiram revenge sex with Archie mom when?

And yet we all are

>she's irreplaceable
Shoulda thought of that before your bitchy ultimatum huh?

Fuck you Josie, that's why you don't treat the talent like crap.

And comics and cartoons are for children. What's your point

I'm sorry you are not secure about your own masculinity and unable to enjoy the other sex

MY BRAND

Anyone want to take a guess who they got to play the father?

Eric Andrews.

It feels weirdly progressive that both the kids and adults get trashy romance subplots...

Veronica, your dad's a shit. Stop caring about him.

>find a woman of color
>don't forget our branding
Ha. I like how they've taken this racebent Josie and make it a slight commentary on forced diversity in media. They seem to lampshade a number of things that seem cliche. Kinda like that faux lesbian kiss in ep one.

Mitt Romney

Eric roberts

GINGER JUDAS

FUCK THEIR NETWORK SEGREGATION!

FUCK IT! FUCK IT HERE, FUCK IT IN THE PINK AND BLUE AISLES IN TOY STORES! FUCK IT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE IT TOOK YOUNG JUSTICE AWAY FROM ME!

Ha, but we got it back. The bastards never expected that. We got it back and they can go fuck themselves.

Hiram Lodge is the hero you don't deserve.

Wasn't Judas a ginger?

Veronica that's not his fault you bitch. Man I thought Veronica was going to be the one who didn't suck.

>no it's great Veronica, now I don't need you

Men.

Aw they used the O.G. logo for Josie and the Pussycats.

They're both trashy cunts

>Cat Ear Ronnie
This fucking show

Don't you talk about best dad.

Hiram Lodge when?

it's...a blackface episode...?

Not like he has anything else going on.

>hispanics
>white

Hell. I am southern euro and I don't want to be considered white myself.

REMINDER VERONICA IS LATINA AND THUS A "POC"

I'm the target audience and it's still cringeworthy.

>us
wha-
Oh
OOOHHHH

oh no

POLLY GOT FAT AHAHAHA

Here's what he looks like in the prequel comic. Who knows if they even modeled it after the actor who will play him though. It's pretty inconsistent with the show.

According to some bullshit racist dark ages Catholic theology, yes.

I wonder what the snapchat filter user's gonna do with this

SHE'S PREGNANT

how is babby formed?

Polly is a preggos!

ROSEMARY'S BABY

>Poll is real
>and preggers

The calling for Sabrina to come

Grandma Blossom is gonna be very happy

yaaaaaaaasssssss

That went on forever.