>With Riverdale High’s annual variety show around the corner, Valerie’s (guest star Hayley Law) efforts to help Archie (KJ Apa) prepare for his big performance lead to some major fallout between her and Josie (Ashleigh Murray). Meanwhile, Betty (Lili Reinhart) and Jughead’s (Cole Sprouse) investigation into Jason’s death brings them to a home for troubled youth and face-to-face with Polly (guest star Tiera Skovbye). Just as her relationship with her mother was on the upswing, an unexpected betrayal sends Veronica (Camila Mendes) spiraling, while Josie deals with her own pressures at home after her overbearing father Myles McCoy (guest star Reese Alexander) returns for her performance at the variety show. Hermione’s (Marisol Nichols) first day at Andrew’s Construction finds her and Fred (Luke Perry) growing closer.
oh boy I made it for the start of a talkback thread by accident. My body is ready.
Caleb Campbell
what does cheryl smell like?
Nathaniel Cook
Cherry pussy juice and evil
Justin Thomas
We /archiehorror/ tonight?
Bentley Sanders
Here we go lads
Zachary Brown
I'm so ready.
Luke Sanchez
Brought to you by Covergirl
Evan Rivera
It begins.
Joshua Murphy
Robin Givens can still work my dick after all these years
Isaiah Long
bughead is happening huh
Cooper Sanders
Don't be trashy user
Brandon Gonzalez
those are some shitty-ass pancakes
Julian Torres
>Polly is real
Sebastian Bailey
Fuck which filter is hiding these threads?
Ian Cruz
>bughead Better than Jetty, I suppose
Michael Wilson
Archie has DC rebirth posters...
Kevin Miller
>Batman Rebirth poster
William Fisher
Dat Rebirth poster.
Kevin Foster
Reggie is the expert on sucking
Julian Gomez
>HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY
>THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI
Hunter Watson
Archie is tripping already
FUCK I missed it
Xavier Nguyen
Mrs. Cooper. Are you trying to seduce me?
Benjamin Lewis
Archie is confirmed /ourguy/.
Ethan Flores
DROPPED JUGHEAD NEW HUSBANDO
Ryan Russell
Bringing out the em
Jack Perez
Valerie is pretty white for a black gal
Wyatt Lewis
Jughead always Husbando.
Thomas Edwards
Who /gingergod/ here?
I want Jugshit fans to leave.
Daniel Lopez
Why is Val so beautiful?
Hudson White
Behold the wonders of racemixing.
Jaxson Morales
She's about to get colonized
Zachary Lopez
Eyes
Liam Campbell
Because she's the most white-looking Pussycat
Benjamin Lewis
>Jugs just keeps eating
Shame about my chink genes
Aaron Rogers
Their lip stain blows.
Tyler Reed
VERONICA IS VIGILANTE
Matthew Reyes
find some black chick and make some blasian babies
Joseph Rogers
Val you don't need this shit.
Leo Carter
>making her choose between you and ginger adonis
LEL
Joseph Flores
Josie is a bitch and I don't like it.
Juan Myers
Val is about to get /Maoried/.
Easton Nguyen
mfw I dated a black girl but she left me for a ginger
John Foster
are the grownups fucking too...
Wyatt Ross
It was a hard choice. Truly
Jonathan Rivera
Papa Archie is gonna have to "woo" that black mayor pussy
Also I just realized that this show has more women than men
Brandon Gomez
FUCK YEAR FRED
Jaxson Lopez
Veronica has some truly god tier outfits on this show. The need to release the stores they get the clothes from.
Jackson Roberts
Know what. Archie's dad deserves this. Good for him.
James Thomas
>MOM!!! ARCHIE'S DAD WAS MINE
Carter Sanchez
I like them odds
Thomas Price
ive seen enough porn to see where this is going
Lincoln Ortiz
mom n teen videos are pure kinotacular
Wyatt Robinson
>brought to you by covergirl >women's deodorant ad >bra ad >neutrogena ad
Weekly reminder that men shouldn't be watching this
Landon Sullivan
The fuck was that light mask?! It didn't seem to shield your eyes from it much.
Adam Parker
Hiram revenge sex with Archie mom when?
Nicholas Hughes
And yet we all are
Juan Young
>she's irreplaceable Shoulda thought of that before your bitchy ultimatum huh?
Jason Miller
Fuck you Josie, that's why you don't treat the talent like crap.
Ethan Diaz
And comics and cartoons are for children. What's your point
Bentley Nelson
I'm sorry you are not secure about your own masculinity and unable to enjoy the other sex
Noah Jenkins
MY BRAND
Kayden Kelly
Anyone want to take a guess who they got to play the father?
Hudson Gomez
Eric Andrews.
Ethan Nguyen
It feels weirdly progressive that both the kids and adults get trashy romance subplots...
Robert Clark
Veronica, your dad's a shit. Stop caring about him.
Colton Price
>find a woman of color >don't forget our branding Ha. I like how they've taken this racebent Josie and make it a slight commentary on forced diversity in media. They seem to lampshade a number of things that seem cliche. Kinda like that faux lesbian kiss in ep one.
Jason Gonzalez
Mitt Romney
Jose Rivera
Eric roberts
Evan Mitchell
GINGER JUDAS
Jason Smith
FUCK THEIR NETWORK SEGREGATION!
FUCK IT! FUCK IT HERE, FUCK IT IN THE PINK AND BLUE AISLES IN TOY STORES! FUCK IT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE IT TOOK YOUNG JUSTICE AWAY FROM ME!
Ha, but we got it back. The bastards never expected that. We got it back and they can go fuck themselves.
Juan Cooper
Hiram Lodge is the hero you don't deserve.
William Hill
Wasn't Judas a ginger?
Daniel Cooper
Veronica that's not his fault you bitch. Man I thought Veronica was going to be the one who didn't suck.
Eli Turner
>no it's great Veronica, now I don't need you
Men.
Cooper Butler
Aw they used the O.G. logo for Josie and the Pussycats.
Nicholas Hughes
They're both trashy cunts
Cooper Walker
>Cat Ear Ronnie This fucking show
Nicholas Sanders
Don't you talk about best dad.
Jason Lewis
Hiram Lodge when?
Dominic Cook
it's...a blackface episode...?
Grayson Hughes
Not like he has anything else going on.
Angel Howard
>hispanics >white
Hell. I am southern euro and I don't want to be considered white myself.
Jordan Baker
REMINDER VERONICA IS LATINA AND THUS A "POC"
Robert Taylor
I'm the target audience and it's still cringeworthy.
Hunter Moore
>us wha- Oh OOOHHHH
oh no
Isaiah Harris
POLLY GOT FAT AHAHAHA
Grayson Rogers
Here's what he looks like in the prequel comic. Who knows if they even modeled it after the actor who will play him though. It's pretty inconsistent with the show.
Carter Flores
According to some bullshit racist dark ages Catholic theology, yes.
Liam Brooks
I wonder what the snapchat filter user's gonna do with this