ITT: Famous movie lines

"I will return"

Andrew Schopenhauer in Exterminator 2: Assessment Day

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>"i operate motor vehicles"
Ryan Gosling in Drive

>cast yourself back to that time in which I warned you only once everyone else had been disposed of I would seek to eliminate you
>I had misspoken

"Up and at them"

kek

"Behave yourself, Christopher"
Paulie Filbert from The Contralto's

"You're a bi guy"

-FBI, The Silver Knight Rides

>be Sully
>ohshit.jpg

"Ending this flight preemptively, with none left alive"

Todd Harding, The Black Nobleman Ascends

"At this precise moment I require you to go back to your residence and deliver your goddamned twinkle receptacle!"

William Bates in Nice Companions

"Im your daddy Lucas"
Dark Vader - Space Wars

"Superman, Dont"

Fantastic Female, The League of Shadows

...

"I don't care what condition you are in. you are accompanying me to the station"
Robert Cop

"Yes"
Lance Groundfly, The Kingdom Retaliates

...

Live a long time and prostate - Dr spork star track

oh wow kek

>Put your revolver into your metacarpals implying that you should prepare to face me in combat you offspring of a mean spirited woman or female dog!
Marion Morrison in Verified Sand

"Get thee forth, simians; do you not desire eternal life?"

>That outfit looks good on you, I would presume its because your homosexual lover made it for you himself.
-Peter Raimi, Spyman

>My name is Mr Balm please to meet you.

Dr. Yes

"Chucks lucky stuff, formerly Sneed's"
-the jones's

>Astounding
Donald trump

"I am the bat"

Christopher Memento - Boardwalk Begins.

"Outstanding!"

The Emerald Troll in Aracnid Buddy

"i'm James Bond"

“Run to the It Ain’t Me mobile”

Andy Schopenhayder in Creditor

wrong actor

this movie was Slyvest Sterone

and he says "Come with me if you want to continue existing"

"Do you feel as though your chances of survival are fortuitous, young homosexual? Do you indeed?" -- Clit Eastwardly

"we might need to acquire a bigger sea vessel"
-teeth

"I am the collective representatives of the people"
Chancellor Papadopoulos - Revenge of the Fifth

do you faggots still not realise it's not funny when you get the whole film title wrong? It defeats the whole point of the joke.

what movie is that from?

The virgin in his forties

"Hey laser lips! Your mother was a cocksucker!"
Johnathan de Quintos: Shit Circus

fucking kek

"The principal rule of the combative clique is, one must not engage in conversation regarding the association"

- Thomas Dardon

"the primary rule of this establishment is that you do not disclose the nature of this establishment."

- Fighting Group

>reaaAAUUUUUUGH
~Schleeve, Star Fight, Le Sith Vengance

hivemind

"Emancipation!" -Mr. Gill's Son as Wailing Walrus in Boldspirit.

>NO , NO , NOOOO
-trans with glasses

"I appear to be the sole monarch and rightful throne heir of this planet"

Lenard DeKaplan in Titanius

"Are you or are you not my constituencies?" - The president. 'Fuck Are You, Bro?

top zozzld

>Hmhmhmh
>You should be cautious tomorrow
John Kazoo Delorean in HARAM

>The greatest trick that Satan ever perpetrated was convincing the world he was Santa Claus so he could steal all our presents.
Immanuel Kant, "The Customary Ne'er-do-wells"

"There can be no altercations here, this is the Battle Room"
President Merkin Muffley

"Chad Wooden ruined the Justness Guild by Barnaby Sneker"
Plebbitor

"Top of the moooooooooooooorning to you, Hồng Bàng dynasty" Robert Williamsford in Top of the morning Hồng Bàng dynasty

"Frankly madame, I don't give a deer"

>"It was not the aerodynamic machines of war. It was the obsession spawned by our blonde female actress that drove this large aggressive gorilla that we horribly abused and agitated to no longer be capable of being alive."

Jack Black, King Dong

lerl

I"M INCONVENIENCED TO THE POINT OF LITERAL BODY SEVERING, LISA

If it bleeds, we can collect its blood!

- Old Schwartz, The Predated

"JIM DUNOCK"
-Sea-thieves of the Carribean ocean: Corpses are mute

"They tend to appear during nighttime, tend to"
-youg lady in Hideous Space Intruder

>take the eagles, you dullest retards
— Dumbthedor, Sovereign of the Loops

Fucking hell

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.

- Romeo & Juliet

>What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
>Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
>Belonging to a man.
absolutely trash writing

Whoopee-Yay!
-John Mcclane in Die Hard

"Smart Bitch"

Muldoon in Raptor Island

"Say hi to this guy i just met" -- Hal Paheeno

“Reddit thread.”

-user.

"ALAN"
in Raptor Island III

>you're saying i can dodge taxes?
>i'm saying when the time comes you'll be doing the auditing

Ally I have something to tell you

watz that h0n

I'm really a guy

OMFG I HAET U

3 minutes later

So yea we're ok now

thatz rite btw hun u haff pix

Sure!

3 minutes later

OMFG I HAET U

-World of Warcraft 2006

"I have a fun fact or two about the origin of these fractures on my face, would you be interested?"
-Jester, Wayne of the Dark castle

"Fuck you nigger"
-Yoga goblin, star warriors

>I live my life 402336 millimetres at a time
Donald Tarantino, Tokyo Drifter

"Hello Droopy"
-Jester, The Gloomy Paladin

"ASHLEY IS A FUCKING ANDROID"
-Nigman in E.T.

i'm look at you kid

charles bronson in castle blank

Let's fight until there's a sole survivor!

-Scottish Guy

Smash those who disagree with you, watch them run away, and rape their wives and waifus.

-Arnold the Uncivilized

"Hey we need another boat!"

- Chief Martin Jaws

"I'm really sad about the death of my mother. The only way I can cope with my grief is by butchering sluts, blacks, nerds, jews especially jewish morticians, principals, spic junkie rapists, and fat bitches eating bananas. Luckily some nice virgin usually helps me see reason. That Tommy guy is kind of mean though."

>I like to shave my pubes.

-Woody Harrelson

>It was my beast that killed her booty.

-Jack Blacked, Kangz Dong

>this isn't just bad or wrong
>it's wrad
Pick Boy, Karate: Put in the Knuckles

sure tastes like reddit in here

"You said it yourself, female dog! We're the protector of the universe!"
-Pete Queen

let's see some proofs

Keep the door closed
Hudrer - the Playing of the Throne

what original quote is this?

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"Hustle ma Vista Babe"
The Turtleneter 2, Judging Dredd

I dunno
Red Valet, Departure by Air

"So that's the situation, what, we're some variation of a selfkilling group?

Deathshoot in the movie "Killing yourself Gettogether"

DAVE DOMINOES
-admiral balthazar

"Unfortunately, she will lose her life
But then again who does not?"-Guff

>WE HAVE TO GET OUT
John, F O U N D

knife jogger is kino

>Assessment Day

dammit i chuckled more than i shek'd