Is he gonna be okay?

Is he gonna be okay?

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i thought he found joy in gay porno

Really activated my almonds

What's the joke exactly here, OP? Depression? Not actually that funny. Live a little and you may agree.

Emmett needs to stop telling Andy to get in touch with his feelings.

Then lose weight you fat cunt

ummmm

Nope. He's an ugly guy that's been surrounded by young attractive women for the past thirty years. He's living in a constant state of terror knowing that at any moment it could all come crashing down.
#listenandbelieve

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this is why he's depressed.

oh no, not andy.

fat guy is depressed

depression is an inflammatory disorder

really makes you think

why are comedians depressed?

Sucks that he's too nice to even pull a Farley and buy a bunch of blow and fuck a gang of hookers.

i believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all Sup Forumsacks
i have personally killed 50 subhumans, starting with the lynching of a nigger 20 years ago, and ended with the gassing of a hook nosed kike last thursday

>In an apparent attempt to stay a step ahead of opposition research, O’Neill — who recently launched a gubernatorial campaign — wrote, “Now that the dogs of war are calling for the head of Senator Al Franken I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males.”

>“As a candidate for Governor let me save my opponents some research time,” O’Neill continued. “In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females. It ranged from a gorgeous blonde who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents [sic] barn and ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head from Cleveland.”
Cringe as fuck.

It's not that comedians are depressed, it's that only depressed people become comedians

Hahaha classic, I'm fucking dying. Yeah OK I'll admit I don't get it, someone explain the joke.

The original pre-edit post is even better

He needs to lose weight.
>Be me
16 years old 300lb
Only had 1 gf and only kissed 1 girl
Decide I need to make a change
Lose a 130lb in a year
Have a insane amount of energy
Women I never met are now smacking my ass and hitting on me.
No longer depressed, no longer angry, no longer hate myself.

Lose weight Andy it will save yeah.

>I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males

We’re laughing at a cuck comedian having a midlife crisis, I’m not sure what deeper meaning you were looking for

Andy has lost it since Tump got elected, even slightly before.

Really wish he would fuck off from Conan he contributes literally nothing to that show.

I love making fun of white males too.

wow i always felt like he was depressed as fuck. those fake laughs on conan, he's been getting worse and worse. he seems to not give a shit there anymore, no energy or enthusiasm, not even fake stuff. glad he did this instead of killing himself, although he's not as funny as he used to be, some of his things on twitter still makes me laugh.

Cognitive dissonance often contributes to depression. I don't think he's as left wing as he pretends to be. I'd be miserable and hate myself too if I had to pander to liberals all fucking day and night like you need to if you want to get by in Hollywood.

Conan never should have left New York. The show has gone to shit and he's had nothing but problems ever since.

>Cognitive dissonance often contributes to depression

don't know about the cognitive dissonance, but yeah conan isn't the same, i feel like his producers and writers team is sticking him with a bunch of bullshit politics, and he's been kinda flanderized with his antics.

Yes nigger, it does. I wrote my thesis on the issue.

Maybe he's suffering from sidekick syndrome.

That's his problem, he doesn't contribute to anything. What purpose does he serve in life? None. That would make anyone depressed.

Why doesn't Conan help his bro out?

He's twitter persona is so different from how he acts on Conan. Fuck is he on about with this?

if conan was a bro they'd try to do some thing about this on the show or whatever, although i'm not sure what the hell that would be.

Yes because there's nothing more entertaining that watching le fat sidekick get sent to therapy for his crippling depression on a late night talk show.

They're doing wonderful things with electroshock therapy these days. Watching Andy get zapped into a stupor could be funny.

could be just some short thing to get it out there, and move on to the jokes.

So has twitter definitvely increased its character limit?

He's been a sidekick his entire life. Youd think he'd be used to it.

[SHAKING INTENSIFIES]

yeah, doubled. used to be locked for verified accounts, i think it's open now.

>tweeting about being a former thot right after your husband tweets about his recurring suicidal thoughts

Yeah I can't imagine why he might be miserable

>getting married

I don't get it anymore. It's not even sour grapes. Unless she's a psycho religious girl she's going to be an amoral postmodern hedonist without any concern for good morality.

I understand that reference

Okay dude, we get it. You've had sex.

thats funny, adults laugh at people who unironically use the word cuck

mfw I ws too depressed to get outbof bed today and am sitting in bed phoneposting in a haze of depreseion

I like his response >_>

>free love bullshit
>dude weed lmao
>Peace
>the eternal Boomer

Why are these people still running for office? They're supposed to be dying off now goddamnit.

theme song:
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fat>estrogen>depression

but he wouldnt listen because it's a "alt right soy meme"

At firstI thought he was saying that he had sex with Bob Taft and this was a lot funnier.

I'm legitimately confused by Twitter

The guy's a chud, so there's no way that number was any higher than eight, and none of them were better than a 6/10, if that.

50 really isn't that high for a normie. I've got a few normie friends who have had around that number and they're in their 20's. Plus he's an elected official so he's gotta be at least somewhat socially gifted.

>chud
fuck off chapo aids boi this place is gay enough with stormfronters

>dude I fucked 14 other dudes before you
>oh honey why are you so depressed! they were ALL attractive!!!

any woman who doesn't take her husband's last name, or hyphens it, is shit.

She even says further down that it was actually a lot more than 15.

>"Does andy know about this blonde comedian you banged?"
>"Yes, he was reading to us at the time"

Oh so hes a sad cuck who married a whore.

Interesting life choices.

Is that why suicide is worse across the American midwest/south? Because all of the soyboys?

unemployment, drugs, no purpose, life quality declining, people around them killing themselves etc

a rich fat man in LA being 'depressed' is something else

poor thing is not rich enough.

Is he still proud to be a feminist?

She responded to me, what did she mean by this?

What a drama queen. When I kill myself it will be with a quiet dignity and will be no one’s business except for my landlord who finds my corpse

ur gonna make him kill himself

what an idiot

Andy lost weight before, he said all he felt after losing weight was colder.