Sup Forums, 0.
Sup Forums, 0
Jordan Martinez
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Nathaniel Long
user, 12. Most of them have been prostitutes.
Julian Jackson
I want to die.
Nicholas Scott
Does it count if I do the job myself?
Nicholas Wood
user, 3
Ayden Bell
In a row?
Benjamin Ross
Sup Forums, 2. The big 2.
Eli Walker
user, 0 by choice
Josiah Martin
Now I regret not calling and saying "does my waifu count as a sexual partner?"
Christopher Ramirez
I regret not calling at all. I didn't knew they'd fit every single one in a video. Any answer would be fine.
Ian Rogers
The cat has your pipe
The cat has your pipe
The cat has your pipe
Chase Davis
My asshole hurts, ohhhh my ass, ohhhh nooo. It's a huge mess all over the carpet. Oh nooo, I oughta clean this up.
Isaac Adams
...
Julian Jones
...
Hudson Howard
user, 0, unless getting a BJ counts.
Wyatt Campbell
Krahm?.....
Noah Long
user, 5. Most in college.
Jeremiah Flores
>tfw your name and sexual count made it into the video
Carson Martinez
There's so many good ones hidden in the video that it really makes it worth watching or at least having as background noise. The reactions by Garfield to some of the names are fantastic.
Hunter Young
...
Nathan Wright
Other than the guy who admits to pretending to be girls online, the guy pretending to be Will Menaker talking about his volcel lifestyle was probably my favorite.
especially given that one his show's cohosts started the "garfield doesn't have a gender" Wikipedia trolling campaign.
Christopher Butler
...
Carson Smith
I liked the guy who says his name and the number but then he goes "uuhhhh uuhhh uuummm uuhhh..." for some reason. I can't find it now though.
Chase Martinez
The power of lasaga
Benjamin Johnson
I was mad I didn't.
I was mentally prepared for it and it never came up.
Joseph Bailey
can someone fill me in on what I'm missing here? Did some video just release that everyone saw?
Gavin Myers
user. 3
Parker Barnes
youtube.com
You better have 5 hours to kill, user.
Blake Johnson
but y?
Eli Wright
why not
James Kelly
...
Henry Robinson
>Zero Skills
Hudson Hughes
>thaaaaaaaaank yoooooou
James Russell
user, 2
One was a hooker.
Henry Allen
Same.
Luis Martinez
The ending made the entirety of DHMIS look like a fucking joke.
Samuel Barnes
Captain Reddit. 3 intercourse partners
Lucas Watson
agreed, it reach von Trier tier of crazy
Isaiah Baker
DHMIS has a much larger production value, there's no reason to dismiss one to praise the other.
Brayden Garcia
user, 0.
I thought being a drifter would get me instant action. Turns out girls aren`t into that.
Matthew Scott
>I thought being a drifter would get me instant action.
You mean being a hobo.
Gabriel Rodriguez
His mistake was not saying he was a backpacker who was only in town for a few days.
Girls go nuts for that shit.
Brayden Lee
user, 0
i've accepted my fate
Noah Hall
being fucked by big companies counts as sexual encounters?
David Anderson
1:18:55
If I had waited a day before I calling I would've had a +1
Hunter Hernandez
I USED THE CAT BRUSH
Cooper Scott
Asher Jones
user, 1. was fun
Nicholas Gray
Was that the real Max Landis or a voice impersonator?
Evan Lopez
Whatever lets you sleep at night.
Aaron Martinez
user, two if you don't count relatives.
Chase Miller
>4 total
>0 humans
how deep does the rabbit hole go?
Chase King
user Cobb, Once
but it turned out to just be the cat brush :
Jacob Rogers
Classified (virgin)
Gavin Thompson
That was actually him
Christopher Smith
>Who's there
>"Hey Garfield how's it going!
>Not bad. How are you
Garfield's responses fucking kill me.
Christopher Clark
user, 3
I'm not in the video and I'm still pissed
Juan Nguyen
What happened to the Breakfast at Garfield's video?
Daniel Richardson
user, 0
Fuck
Ryder Hill
More celebrities should have done it.
Nathan Flores
>The reactions by Garfield to some of the names are fantastic.
>That long sigh he gives when someone says their name is John Cena
Carter Howard
People were actually contacting Paws about arranging a breakfast with Garfield and they got mad.
Jacob Turner
BRUSH
CATBRUSH
Julian Morgan
I have never prayed to you before! I have no tongue for it.
Benjamin Martin
Can somebody timestamp the fake Will Maneker?
Easton Cruz
>said full name and sex count
>didnt make it in
should have just made a joke
Dylan Richardson
what is this thread about?
Joshua Lee
I am legit curious to know if it was him saying "Hello" on the phone.
Nathaniel Butler
user, 0.
Don't even care anymore.
Garfield
Evan Campbell
I'm sure that if we sum all Sup Forums posters we can reach at least 5.
Hudson Cruz
user, 6, but only put my dick in 4 of them. 2 were drunk (but so was I).
Cameron Evans
yeah I am watching the video right now I know what it's about now
Jaxon Miller
I don't think they wouldn't add his actual legit voice.