Thoughts on this hiney?

Thoughts on this hiney?

What sound would air making coming out of that?

God why is my life so shit

*poot*

who cares? not like i have the self confidence to do anything with it anyway

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Addicted to porn and shit posting

uno farto

"brap"

Do you ever feel like you are also afraid of meeting someone because loneliness has become to much a part of your identity that having someone in your life that loves you could make everything unrecognizable?

Too big

you have a small willy is all. Must be a white male.

Yes. I enjoy being a sadboi but at the same time I get lonely

If I didn't have a fucking micropenis I would be out fucking so many bitches

I wonder if the FBI studies us, and Sup Forums is one big government experiment.

I am afraid of meeting someone because at some point they will find how alone i have been for my entire life and find that pathetic and laughable

BROOOP

Reported. You have Sup Forums so why do you people feel the need to infect other boards with your autism?

fcukng same. Don't know what the fuck to do, just might commit sukdoku, my sexual urges just never seem to get quenched

After a short period(3 months max) I get bored with people and just stop talking to them. The last friend I had was 10 years ago.

Was this. Things "got better". Got married. Wish every day I could go back to the loneliness.

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>be alone for years
>catch the attention of some lady
>in bed together
>tells me "it's been so long for me, almost three months"
>it had been over three years for me
>didn't say
>talking to her later
>tell her it had been three years
>she laughs at me
>tell her she was the second person I had been with
>she doesn't laugh
>but thinks I'm joking
>realizes I'm not
>she then laughs
>fives years later
>still only been with two women
>but haven't felt genuine affection
>they both had other motives
>would prefer to have never been with anyone

you raped/murdered women in your past life, this is your punishment