When will Zack Snyder put this legendary scene on the big screen?

When will Zack Snyder put this legendary scene on the big screen?

I would love to see a Silverage Superman CGI blowout.

Or this classic scene?

Or maybe this legendary issue?

>a chain can overcome the fucking gravity of an entire planet
Seems legit

what the fuck?? I thought he was just a very powerful alien not a fucking god so you be sayin that some sociopathic nigger in krypton could just fly into space move his own planet and chuck it into the sun

>tfw the chain would rip whole continents apart, killing millions and permanently disrupting the ecosystem
>tfw dragging them from their star will plunge the worlds slowly into subzero temperates
>tfw if superman fails to insert them into the correct orbits at the exact distance from the star based on the mass and solar output of the star, the world will cook, freeze, or plunge into the star.
>tfw i have no face.

>twisting and turning changes your size and appearance
KEK

sneeze kino when

They can if superman made them.

he has long since been nerfed into however he is written.

You have no idea how powerful this man is

This is what hamplanets actually believe

>post this in every Superman vs Goku thread
>sit and watch Gokufags panic and get salty
those were the days.

>capeshit is retarde---

Shouldn't he be dealing with that missile going to blow up the Eiffel Tower?

TELL HIM WHAT!?

Can't wait to see rainbow Batfleck

that he's gay.

that's what his mini-projection is going to go do?

how the fuck are they simulating all that weight

whoa... so this is the more of capekino...

he has cancer

SUN cancer.

evil batman is always a kino concept

whoa... capekino amirite????

meme engine

I came to this thread so say the exact same thing and then I see it's the first post. Neat.

when are we going to get the canon superman porno we deserve?

You should all kys yourselves

damn... what a great plot! can't wait for the movie!

We're all just having a sensible chuckle.

superman just got a whole lot darker!!!! total kino!!!!

capekino amiriteguys!?

Did someone say kino?

cant wait to see this on the silver screen.
simply epic!

It's not the gravity that's the problem, it's that there's a chain strong enough to pull the mass of multiple planets without breaking.

who the fuck reads this bullshit? Did people in the 50's read this bullshit? Were they fucking retarded?

that story is phenomenal
> supes gets a new power>
> can shoot a miniature version of himself from his fingers
> starts to become jealous of the little version of himself
> plots to kill the little man
that was some Araki shit

Thanks for this OP

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OMG!!

It's made of diamond, the hardest metal known to man.

Superman, true Americlap.

What the fuck is Lois Lane doing in space?

This isn't a question. Start the sentence with "is that" instead of "that is." You dumb smelly, shit-skinned, poverty-stricken retard.

It's a big chain

Are you blind?
Getting killed by Superman!

I would love to see an entire film of superman trying to find out who broke into the Fortress of Solitude before finding it was batman playing a prank as a gift for his birthday because he knows that superman like to solve puzzles

Also how is he not being drilled into the ground

>Haha, Snyder Superman is a Man of Mu.....

That's too bizarre and fun sounding. DC will never greenlight it

It's as though superheroes were designed to entertain infants

Thanks OP, quality thread - never realised how retarded people from that era were.

Wow a handful of pictures. How many Superman comics are there?

>handful

lots of iconic stories, movies, and cartoon moments there.

But I'm going to bet that you'll find more well-received superman comics that has him as flawed as opposed to silver age perpetually smiling boyscout

Superman is fucking metal

It was the early days of print media where they were still developing the art of the attractively misleading cover. The cover is nonsensical and completely unrelated to what's actually contained within, with the goal of getting people buying it to find out why this is happening. This is why you'll always see the main character doing something that looks like it's evil, or getting a new power, or exhibiting some bizarre new behaviour. If you want to see this taken to its ridiculous extreme, go look up silver age covers and giant apes (because one issue with a gorilla monster story sold more copies than usual, so clearly that means apes on the cover sell better)

yeah comics from that time are a fucking gem. shows how little people cared about plot. it was all about the novelty of "WHOA SUPERMAN!!! HE HAS POWERS WHOA!!!", hence why they gave him a new power like every fucking issue

I would unironically love it if they started doing shit like this in capeshit movies. Embrace the shlock

>ywn see superman pilot a flying car with punch arms on film
feels bad man

Gotham the tv series has done this.

OP here. this would honestly be fucking great. that's why i love raimi's spider-man films. they don't take themselves to seriously the whole time. they have a lot of schlock, but when things get serious, those films have actually touching moments, mostly involving aunt may's speeches to peter. pure kino

Frank Quitely is a fucking beast.

Kals ancap phase was dark.

>HxH Chimera Ant arc

>ancap_super.jpg

there's no ground for superman to walk on, so he can't pull it

I prefer Ben's sermons to Peter about the values of national socialism.

>he's reading the comic that he stars in

This is some Inception type shit right here.

this actually looks like a fun premise

>ancap
>wanting to get paid for doing a job
Superman's not entitled for fair compensation?

The problem is that live planets are magnets because of their core. The chain would contract and the collisions would kill more people than it saves.

Actual photo of Superman agreeing to work with Zack Snyder.

NO SUPERMAN! DON'T DO IT!

I’m just realizing that Shounen anime is just updated from your grandpa’s capeshit.

that's hot

what's the context for it?

>well-received
And therein lies the crucial point. Why are they remembered? Do you think these stories whose entire appeal lies in contrasting with and challenging the ideas of the status quo would stand out nearly so much without the hopeful, man-of-tomorrow average that usually occupies the Superman page?

did snyder write this

A lot of those are alt universe Supes and Superboy Prime

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all fooled by the cover!
it is just henry cavill that signs with snyder!

No, Krypton has a red star

I completely forgot when he beat the absolute shit out of captain marvel in JLU.

No because it was seen as a comedy in part. Or a cartoon basically. Todays audiences are retarded since they want """realistic""" superheroes

Current Goku one shots Superman.
Sad but true

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Well he does live in America

I don't get it
If satan exists that means jesus and god exists, meaning superman isn't the greatest hero he's probably not even in the top 3
In fact he's a fucking alien who jesus didn't even save

american comics are fucking cancer

>Todays audiences are retarded since they want """realistic""" superheroes
I would rather be considered retarded than to be able to read shit like and find it acceptable in any way.

uhhhhhhhhhhh fatshaming much??????

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Please explain

there's not 1 superboy prime there

and people still chimped out over snyder doing an "alternate" supes

>Sleez is an alien from the planet of Apokolips, born in the Sewers. There he originally serves as the companion of young Prince Uxas (Darkseid) the future ruler of Apokolips. Uxas banishes Sleez to Earth after he grew tired of his depravities, first using the Omega Effect, and the creature took up residence in the city of Metropolis. There he seeks out a living in the sewers of Suicide Slum. He runs afoul of Superman on several occasions. This includes a failed attempt to produce a pornographic film starring a psionically dominated Superman and Big Barda, he hoped to use the money he made from this to create an army to fight Darkseid.

Writer John Byrne was trying to get back at Jack Kirby by NTRing the character Big Barda, who Kirby had based on his own wife.

Would prefer a "taken seriously" ridiculous superhero movie to what we have now.

Sorry to tell you this, but we won’t get Haircut Kino. Jimmy is fucking dead.

Oh I remember reading this story. In order to appear normal-sized to Lois, he uses some sort of ridiculous trick of the light to make a thinner projection of himself. Then he uses "super ventriloquism" to make the projection seem like it's actually coming from this thing.

I didn’t realize they had inflation fetishes in the 1950s