Start making love with a girl

>start making love with a girl
>insert your cock balls-deep in her
>she turns around and says "come on baby, put all of it in"

Any movies for that feel?
Im legit considering suicide

Inside Llewyn Davis

fuck you

Did some girl really do that to you? Holy shit the dicklet life must be worse than the manlet life

I remember one time I couldn't get my dick up in college because the condom was too tight and the girl literally laughed at me and said "awww, look at that little fella" and curled her finger to make it look like a little worm moving back and forth. I welcome death when it finally comes for me.

Try being both. You have no idea the amount of pain I feel.

micropenis is like living in hell

Right?
>Put it maybe half way in
>She says, "no more its too big"
>Shove the rest in anyways and watch her scream in pain

She wanted the balls too

>condom too tight
>on a small, flaccid penis
Riiiiight.

That's... really fucked

>Holy shit the dicklet life must be worse than the manlet life
OP here, im also 5'10

What did OP mean by this?

>fucking girl today too fast
>dick slips out
>jam my dick into her bone as fast as i can
>feel like my dick just bent like an accordion
>have to stop and clutch my dick in intense pain

2/10 feel

who here happy with their dick size?
im 6.5 to 7 and would still go for an extra inch

Mash your fatty pube mound against her clit

Skinny manlet with a 7.5 inch fat dick here. The manlet life means that i'm rarely able to get to the point where a woman sees that dick, but the look of surprise on a girl's face when they do see it makes up for it

That's literally average height for a man in most Western countries. You're not a manlet

The only item I could accurately comapre my dick to is the wii controller. Is that normal or small?

>unironically outting yourself as a /r9k/ browser
embarrassing

What am I supposed to do when she says
>SLAM IT IN YOU PERVERTED FUCKPIG

I used to think I had a small dick before I started having sex, even though it's over 7". Porn dicks make guys insecure about their own

fuck you

>caring that much about 3dpd

R... r u me?

>tfw dick twins

Above average length but a bit thin

>almost 30
>still haven't had sex
I like to think it's better this way. If I had sex I'd probably be chasing poon all the time instead of shiposting on Sup Forums. Then I have to worry about accidentally knocking a bitch up and things like that. More money I get to spend on myself in the end.

I'm not packing a giant dick and I've never had that happen.

Worst I ever had was when I was joking about little dicks a girl I was sleeping with at the time said "yours is only like 6 and a half inches." It didn't bother me that she said that, it bothered me that she somehow literally knew the exact measurement of my dick without physically measuring it. Like she had enough experience with dicks that she was able to measure it just by the feel in her mouth and pussy.

same here, 6.5. 2 of my ex gfs couldn't take it all, don't think I'd want an extra inch desu

does it curve up too?

get a prostitute my man

>2 of my ex gfs couldn't take it all
its amazing how big 6+ actually is, porn really fucks up your expectations

no she guessed using an average

>tfw born with a microdick
>the entire happiness and social success of your life depended on a dice roll that you lost before you were even born
>science wont cure it until long after im dead

>caring about the woman's arousal

Cuckolds, all of you.

You must live in a tiny area or have no game at all. The second dirty talk starts with a girl from tinder or whatever (I'm a chubby below average guy, I still get matches ever now and then at least) the ability to drop having a big dick is a nice leg up to have.

it's not just her user...
they can all do that...

Women feel maximum stimulation 4 - 5 inches deep into their vajayjay.

Big dicks are more of a hassle than ultimate pleasure device. Beyond the initial 'wow' factor of seeing it because they take a lot more effort to please orally and can lead to uncomfortable penetration.

I'm not even a dicklet, but porn really messes up people's perspective of sex.

I'm anticipating virgins replying saying I'm wrong.

this actually youll learn when you get older

what spells have you learned though?

honestly when in the fuck will dick transplants be a thing
just grow me a 10 incher in a tube and sew it on

what the fuck is wrong with the women in porn that take massive dicks?

like fuck that one asian girl that took matt hughes' 12 incher like it was nothing

...

>its amazing how big 6+ actually is
my ex dumped me bc we couldn't fuck properly. too painful for her. I'd get her dripping wet to the point where she'd beg me to fuck her and we still couldn't.

killed me man. i really loved her

Fugg. It also has a severe downward curve.

About to break 15 days long nofap to that ass, is it worth it bros?

not entirely wrong, some girls like it when you punch their cervix

drugs and practice

thats not natural, there was something wrong with her

downward curves are the best for showing off tho

I'm poor and insecure about my height. I'm sure I could get tail if I tried harder, but I don't

>tfw average length and above average girth.

>thats not natural, there was something wrong with her
she was a virgin

said the dicklet

I have an sph fetish too but this literally never happens in real life.

>tfw can't maintain an erection for more than 10 seconds without any stimulation and it's always a race to get my pants off before I start going soft

stop jacking it to porn. dont even look at it. leave Sup Forums forever.

>Demi Lovato will NEVER sit on your face
;_; seriously considering ending it all lads

Nothing hurts more than this
I don't want to be gay but theres literally no other choice

LOW

Stop watching porn

>On paper above average
>But it doesn't look that way
>Also probably measuring wrong
Not that it matters, no woman will probably ever see it anyways.

This always happens in every dick thread and I never know what to believe. Someone always says 4-5 inches will be fine, then other people say it's garbage. I need to stop entering these places because it makes me feel like there might be some hope for me then it instantly gets shattered and I don't even know if it's people shooting the shit or if it's serious.

I don't know why but whenever Sup Forums or Sup Forums gives advice about having sex with their "gfs" I picture them looking something like this.

Stop fapping, forever. In six months you'll be fine.

id like to believe this too, dickletbro, but we all know its not true

>downward curves are the best for showing off tho
But they look so defeated. Like they're in a slump, compared to straight or slightly upward curving dicks that look triumphant and ready for whatever awaits them.

At least I can get a boner in public and it will just look like a naturally big bulge instead of an awkward pole trying to extend from my pants.

I'm definitely in the more feminine and nerdy type and still find women into me. Just get out there and be persistent. DON'T take rejection personally, just move one.

this is not 2009
a lot more semi-normies come here now

exactly bro, look on the bright side.

that guy isn't saying a 4 inch dick is fine you retard, but that 4 inches is enough for penetration (usually)

your 4 inch dick is still going to look pathetic and lower the overall arousal of a woman who sees it

nah, it looks like it hasnt even reached its final from

i'd take a down curve if the up curve wasnt GOAT for actual fucking

Is that supposed to be bad? She's literally a Hollywood Nerd.

Man I'd give anything just to smell a woman's ass. I just want to have sex at least once.

what does a vagina boobs or even a girls hand feel like?

stop fapping

You can always sudoku, faggot.

>blocks your path
what do you do

Like her father.

I don't know who is serious and who just gets joy out of making people feel bad for things they can't control was the entire point of my post. I'll never get a real answer.

bags of sand

No matter what happens, dont fall for the prostitute meme. It'll be the most demeaning experience of your life anf only serve to remind you how much of a failure you are.

boobs kind of feel like bags of water. A vagina feels like a stress ball and I've never held a girls hand before but the very notion terrifies me

Oh yeah why didn't I think of that, I'll just stop doing that thing I've been doing 3-4 times a day every day since I was like 13. Genius, thanks.

>Average height
>Average cock size

My first gf still couldn't take all of it though, so there's that. Then again, she was a small girl for me.

Bullshit. Girls only like guys who are assertive, muscular, and have an outgoing personality.

7.5 inches isn't that big.

Like that hole in your heart getting a little bit smaller

if you want your dick to work properly you have to make sacrifices

>/r9k/
whoops!

will 4 inches satisfy a roastie? no
will 4 inches satisfy a virgin? yes

choose wisely.

vagina feels like a warm, wet sleeve
mouth is like that but not as good desu
hand is objectively the best

Stop fapping 3-4 times a day, you troglodyte.

Its all pointless anwyays. Women are gross and vagina is a meme.it always takes me forever to cum in a condom (Ive literally never actually cummed while wearing a condom), so stamina isnt an issue, women are just uppity cunts who are dead fish. anyways,ive had sex with three women (all long relationships), and it was always awkward as fuck and they all rush me to finish and bark orders at me while we fuck, making me nervous and making me take longer to cum, Women act as if sex is the most painful experience for some reason. Also, even the hottest, cleanest girl starts to sweat and smell gross within a few minutes of initiating sex. Also,fucking a vagina literally is the exact same sensations as fucking my lubed hand, except my hand doesnt rush me to finish and yell at me if I get an awkward position wrong or
make weird faces while i fuck it

Ive literally never cummed during sex, even the cleanest hottest girl starts to smell sweaty and gross seconds into sex


I havent even had an erection in weeks, its all so tiresome, who needs some dumb roastie slut roastie to get off, i will just fap if i ever get hard again

This. Fucking a prostitute is the most depressing experience ever.

>7.5 inches isn't that big.
It's thick, and looks bigger than its size contrasted with my small frame.

>tfw 6.5 but never put it to use
ive only sexted a girl and she told me it's perfect

>I'll just stop doing that thing I've been doing 3-4 times a day every day since I was like 13
Yeah that's all it takes for your dick to work. Pretty hard isn't it? Those women in the videos are so appealing

how so? I'm going to meet an escort I paid for this weekend?

It's simple user.

Women like seeing big dicks, mentally they think it's going to give them a lot more pleasure than an average dick and I'm sure this actually helps them get off easier during sex just like how cumming for a man is a half physical half mental game.

Preferences in general come into play, some girls don't care about size and are more interested in the straight up intimacy with their partner whereas others are into cock worship or throat fucking and really wanna get destroyed by a monster dick.

I love huge tits and titty fucking, but it doesn't mean I wouldn't be with a small tittied girl.

yeah listen to the piece of shit tripfagging on Sup Forums on a Friday night. He's sure to be full of insightful opinions.

7.5" length, 6" circumference. But I'm also tall so it feels sort of proportionally average-sized. I'm content, especially when I imagine how shamefur it must be to be a tall dicklet.

mouth is the best

mouth>vagina>hands>boobs on dick

the fuck are you supposed to jack it off to if not porn

>girthlets think length matters
you only need 5.5-6" length. 6.5" girth will have the bitch begging for it. Doesn't matter whether it's 5" or 7" long.

How much net-worth do I need to date most attractive celebrities? Like $3,000,000? I feel like that's the magic number where you can act like you have $50,000,000 but you're just really financially responsible.