Clapping

>watch the cam version of Thor: Ragnarok
>people in theater clap every 5 seconds
I thought it was just a meme.
Jesus Christ, americans.

gawd I want to nut inside her

>watching a cam ever

>he didn't watch VHS cam versions as a kid
Get out, underage.

>attend tuesday showing first week of Ragnarok, expecting an empty theater
>suddenly packed near full of teen groups with moms and old couples
>all noisy before and during trailers
>movie starts
>silence
>all except for two grown men giggling superhero jokes in the row behind

>two grown men giggling superhero jokes

I went to a dayshowing too and the only laughing at anything audibly was the CP in a wheel-chair they carted in just before the movie began.

It's a shitty Marvel film and Marvel audience, it's a poorman's DC.

Dc is ass

Me too. I don't know what it is, I've never been so turned on by a fictional character as I am by Hela. I don't even find Cate Blanchett remotely attractive.

Wasn't that bad at my theater, except the loudest laughing person happened to be sitting right behind me, sounded like he had COPD or something the way his laugh gurgled out of his throat.

He also loudly gurgled "JEFF" whenever he appeared on screen, as if he was his personal friend.

He's not retarded as he calmed down after I told him a joke wasn't that funny, he was just an obnoxious fuck.

...

I'm English and I watched Thor: Ragnarock in a London cinema. The film provoked one of the strongest audience reactions I've come across, constant laughter, excited whoops when Hulk appeared, women saying "Aww" when Hulk was sad, etc. One or two people actually clapped at the end and there was a real buzz when the lights came on, comments like "that was fucking great" were audible. That's the english equivalent of a standing ovation and pelting the stage with roses.

Before you say anything the audience was alsmot entirely white. Yeah, I checked. I was at the back.

literally never seen this happen in any of the 30+ theaters I've been in the in the past 10 years
either you got an oddball theater or are lying. also, enjoy your muslim takeover.

as someone who usually can enjoy capeshit, this film was a mess. Atleast 90% of the dialogue was quips. The executioner character literally has zero impact on the film, but than again so do most of the characters in it. The tone of the film seems almost schizophrenic. For example, they include shit like odin's death out of nowhere and then that follows up with some quip bullshit 2 minutes later.

they carted in child porn in a wheel-chair? That sounds completely bizarre.

>being this triggered

DC is a poor man's DC.

I want to lick her pussy and for her to hold my head against it

>I was at the back
Bingbong nignog detected

That's kinda how super hero movies are though

I wish the same
only I want to lick her pusy

>people clapping in theatres
does it actually happen? I've never experienced anyone making more than a loud chuckle in Australia

I thought it was a myth too until I saw this:
Thor Ragnarok 2017 NEW FULL HDCAM ENG X264-DADDY

we're a joke of a nation quite frankly. there's literally nothing about modern america worth being proud about

I think that is a coastal thing

I live in the midwest and everyone is quiet

>watching Return of the King on premiere night
>the audience gives a standing ovation after the boring epilogue
>I'm the only one still sitting
>get nasty looks from people until I joined them

And that was the last time I ever went to the movies.

Weak

>being such a bitch you cave in to peer pressure
imagine having soy levels this high