Star Vs the Forces of Evil

star must have inherited River's short genes, and now marco will tower over her

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FIRST FOR JANNA A SHIT THAT'S ONLY FOR BULLYING

Needs a This Is Your Home edit

For those that asked for the star look alike loli dojin

Domestic relationship by kinku

Why is this a thing?

F O U R

is it time for

cute and perfect?

I don't get this meme, someone explain pls

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It is always time for cute and perfect.

You are Star Butterfly and the guy singing at your Song Day concert just uttered the words "A princess under true love's spell".

What do you do?

yes

So Mewberty basically confirms Star is ready for breeding, and her target is Marco?

What. What am I looking at.

PLAY IT COOL. DENY EVERYTHING.

shit myself in front of everyone

Shit myself to try to distract everyone

Here is the book again

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Shouldn't that be Jackie now?

is this starvision?

Hmm...
An excellent choice

>Wake up to see this
What do?

remember to buy that crap for real

just sit and watch everything go to shit

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cast mass deafness

Immediately grab Marco's genitals and begin furiously jacking him off to distract him.

so why did Marco try to incorporate "Lynn Thomas" into his last name, while their spelling in the book indicates that Jackie-Lynn is in fact her first name?

Make sure to do a flip as you jump.

Take Marco away while I usurp my mother and father

>people seriously think the high school sweetheart is going to be endgame
That never works out irl. I'm pretty sure they're just giving Marco dating experience so he can be ready for a permanent relationship with Star. Star also has dating experience so this will all work out in the end.

Maybe mermaid names are different.

Marco being kind of an idiot I assume. Like he says "Jackie. Lynn. Thomas." so much he just assumes everything after "Jackie" is a last name.

He also thinks "the state of mind" is between Kansas and Nebraska.

Marco is taller than Star because he's also going to be taller than Moon. We already saw that Moon as a teenager was identical to what Star looks like now.

Did he actually do that. Did he. If that's the case, then he obviously doesn't know that much about Jackie after all because HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THAT.

So is there a 1080p season two torrent out yet?

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>Star made a spell to make other people feel as awful as she does
This is dark magic, right?

he did. that's one of his confessions in Naysaya

>Starbuary got low ratings
>we get season 4
That's odd.

I believe it's because it got greenlite for a 4th season. So we have another season. So we are only half way done with this ride so far. Unless it gets renewed for another season.

They are just memeing. No one actually believes Jarco is endgame.

It didn't work, the song kept going and now shit is dripping down your dress.

That doesn't sound like something she would do at all. The hell?

Yeah, but the 4 thing was already a thing apparently, I don't get that

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Star has a very dark side.

Pony Head has grown on me

no one gets 4 seasons without sucking a few cocks

Is there confirmation on this?

She might not have made it up. She was listing the spells she knows in that chapter.

It's from porn.
He went out and bought four condoms.

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Apparently TV ratings are as low as you'd expect for premiers on a premium channel at 7 AM, but the amount of people buying/watching the show on online platforms is high.

Adam just said 4 randomly on Twitter once. Everyone was confused, until the announcement came out. He knew the entire time.

oh ok I don't read or watch porno

s2 got millions of views through their apps.

Just illustrates how little Marco actually knows about Jackie despite pining over her for 10 years.

All Day

The Mouse knows far more than we do. If their actions aren't matching the information available to you, assume they know more.

tbqh the description makes it sound like the only person she applied it to, was herself

She's just his idol.

He's going to win again in Season 3, isn't he.

Pony Head's 'but don't you though?' in Starcrushed cracked me up.

> I don't read or watch porno
really?

2 cute
2 perfect

i'm going to bet he gets a major setback to his original plan that puts him in a position for the ultimate victory

>ywn work out with Toffee

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The ratings are the first time the episode airs on TV at 7AM.
Viewers who see the episode when it airs one of three other times later in the day, as well as the many online viewers watching through the Disney XD app, are not counted.

At the very least, it's clear the show has a much greater social media presence than it did in Season 1.
There's no way the show isn't popular when episode clips are getting hundreds of thousands of views in days, through unofficial channels.
The only concern I would have as a Disney exec is cracking down on piracy/streams to make sure people are actually paying to watch it.

i had a nigger roommate tell me to add sugar to my spaget once. I will never do that again and you guys should never listen to what a nigger tells you, ever.

It's a spell she used to blast Ludo back in season 1. She tried to use it again when she fought Ludo in "By the Book", but the wand was malfunctioning so it just dropped harmless heart shapes on him.

I always thought she'd be the last person in the multiverse to ship starco other than Tom.

What's the point of seeing two people have sex, I don't want to see some guy sticking his dick in a girl

Am I supposed to self insert as him or something? I've no idea

>loses in s3
>comes back in s4
>"season 3 was merely a setback"

i hope he does

Over and over and over.

He's going to win at every single thing right up until he loses at the very end, and then will probably die.

>tfw to intelligent to be beaten by children's show protagonists

Okay, am i seeing this right because it reads like Star's being passive aggressive in this one.

Starcrushed had a lot of funny moments that people missed because of all the happening. Like, before Toffee showed up, the MHC dealing with Ludo was amazing. The Keytar landing in Marco's backyard was perfect, and Marco just walking away from Jackie and leaving her standing there to talk to Star was great as well. So was the "Do you...want me to kiss you?" scene.

>Brantley doesn't even have 1st Dan black belt
>Still called sensei

I know belt thing is different in many schools of martial arts, but I didn't think that's how it works

>That doesn't sound like something she would do at all

I don't think she ships it, she just sees what's going on.

I hope he dies

He's just a mall sensei, he's a total fraud who watches children's shows about little horses

>Star thinks Jackie has beautiful eyes
OT3 when?

Not really passive-aggressive, just more forward and interrogative than usual.

it's explained right in the pic that you posted - they just call him 'sensei' because he's older than them

What if Star came to live with you?

>Janna

Pony Head never liked the idea of somebody other than herself being Star's bestie. But if Marco is Star's boyfriend, that solves everything. By Pony Head logic, that means it's not actually that Star considers Marco a better friend than Pony Head. It's just that she wants to fuck Marco.

I found this lame and unexpected enough to be hilarious.

Somehow I didn't think this kind of line was Toffee's thing.

Why did she think his name was Cody?

Because interdimensional relationships works on real life ?

A fucking bug stung me on the arm
I hate bugs so fucking much fuck star and fuck mewni

I've never used imgur...h-how do you download allllll those images?

This was before JUST friends right? Now I understand why she invited Jackie that day

What are you laughing at you fish?

Also, unrelated, but is LWA good? I'm not really into anime but it kinda looks interestind

Toffee's a snarky bastard. Remember back in season 1, when he called Buff Frog a fat bag of garbage?

the "WHO CALLED IT? I CALLED IT! BOOM" line fucking leveled me. It was worth having Ponyhead for the entire run of the show, just to make her deliver that exact line at that exact moment

Reminds me a lot of when he yelled "SURPRISE" at star.
He doesn't joke a whole lot, but he has some sick timing skills.

STAR ISN'T A BUG DON'T CALL HER THAT IT'S VERY OFFENSIVE TO HER AND HER FAMILY

>Brantley
>Lilacia Ponyhead
>Janna Ordonia
>Prince Ludo of Castle Avarius
>Toffee of Septarsis
A lot of full names getting revealed