Why did Megan Fox's career die?

Why did Megan Fox's career die?

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She hit 30

She was an obnoxious cunt and ruined her face with plastic surgery.

she compared Michael Bay to Hitler also this

>me in the middle with the flower

this

>me blocking your path

She wasn't talented and she bit the hand that fed her. A terrible combination.

She stopped giving ((them)) bj's

She stopped fucking studio executives.

the kid is a rich producer

She maxed out the amount of profit she could make with her vagina

too much plastic surgery

I will never understand why they do it. I've never met a single person who thinks that's an improvement so who is it for?

2017

Isn't her husband really controlling? I thought I read something that said he wouldn't let her take roles and shit and it impacted her career.

That and, of course, she was only ever hired for her looks and now she's over 30.

Let's cut the shit and get a vintage Megan jerk session going lads.

It's not that bad when you do minor things. Probably every celebrity has had work done, it's when you go full Joan Rivers that it looks bad.

It's mostly body dismorphia though. They keep getting the surgery because they keep thinking they look better, like an anorexic who stops eating or a tranny getting gender reassignment.

let's j/o together. no poofs, just based lads

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Age's definitely starting to show, but she doesn't look like that.

Because she changed her name to Melania and married Donald Trump.

NiCe FeEt

My waifu when I was 16

She's made her millions and called it a day. She doesn't need to work another day in her life.

>Me holding her hand

>toe-thumbs

boner killed

In three years she'll look like the First Lady.

whats it like smashing a hot female like her?

she got her eyebrows removed?

It's boring unless you're imprenating her feet.

What did James Rolfe mean by this?

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spielberg blacklisted her
she was only hired for her looks and those faded
bay tried to help her out with TMNT

>me walking away from her

Megan is qt!

THUMBS

>ywn cum on her joocy thighs

Jennifer's Body was kino

how true is it when someone says a girl with tattoos is a whore?

lol anyone saying anything other than she had no talent and aged badly is stupid, she was always just a face

Megan isn't a whore, she's pure!

Depends on that tat I guess. My mum has a tiny (like 1cm tat) she got to celebrate her friendship with her best friend.

and some of her fingers

>Tattooing was also associated with risk-taking behaviours, including smoking, greater numbers of lifetime sexual partners, cannabis use (women only) and ever having depression (men only).
>Adults with BMs have had their first intercourse statistically earlier and were more sexually active compared with controls.
>In contrast, the frequency of sexual intercourses was statistically higher and oral sex was more likely to be a dominant sexual activity in adults with BM compared with controls.
>The multivariate logistic model revealed that adults with BM were four times less likely to participate in religious practices and twice more likely to have early sexual initiation.
>The older students who were perceived to have low family monitoring and who had friends who drink regularly, used illicit drugs, had a criminal record or were in a gang were more likely to have a tattoo.
>Tattooing was also found to be associated with violence, weekly alcohol consumption, illicit drug use, dropping out of school, unprotected sex, suicidal ideation/attempt, and depression.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22153289
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22616886
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22726901

I hate when they photoshop Megan, she would look so much better with her imperfections on display.

She tried breaking away from sexy hot chick roles and gave herself a more quirky relatable nerd girl image. Probably lowered her popularity desu.

She even got that Marilyn tattoo removed because she realized Marilyn was a total mess and she wanted to be more wholesome. It didn't work out.

>Megan will never sph you

She looks like a doll, Its gross.

I browse r/All just to see what you faggots are going to post next

It didn't die, I don't think she wants to do much anymore.

>not wanting a qt Megan fucktoy
??

Roastie detected
She looks hot

How much does this sexbot cost?

yeah. she got married and started a family and wanted to actually be a mom instead of hiring 20 different nannies to raise her kids.

Have you seen her Thumb? that's why

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absolute 100% with no exceptions

qt pussy!

She was in TMNT2 last year wasn't she?
If they make a third one she'll be in that too.

Hello roastie

I want to cuddle with Megan.

What had no life can never die

Because she's supposedly unbearable to work with.

toe thumb

I want to wrap my foreskin around her thumb desu.

>swn hold your head in between her breast and armpit

...

MOAR

Initially you're in awe and wonder how you got so lucky, but then you make her moan and cum inside her in her mouth and she awe factor dissipates. After she falls asleep in your arms. In the morning she looks even more beautiful and it hits you again.
You take the RER (suburban Paris) train with her and you notice how every single soul is looking at her (including women) and you think fuck my marriage, I want this.
Two years later you divorce. And it was the right call.

...

most women have tattoos so it's pretty accurate

I like Megans tummy

Hnnng

technically it's not marriage. it's not even open marriage. it's half-open marriage. she can fuck other guys. he can't.

megan still looks recognizable, but who is pic related, and how?

i'm in. super fun.

This is fake right?

She compared michael bay to hitler and (((they))) made her career tank.

Not that it was a big loss, she hit the wall like a semi a few years later anyway.

>swn give your small soft penis am acknowledging pat and giggle because you're dripping too much precum on her thigh

someone do the makeapp on the third photo

whore.

THAT'S ME MUM

That picture sums it up. She had no agency. She was just being pulled along and used so she was unable to ever actually establish a following or foothold beyond the one provided by her wranglers. That's assuming she even had the capacity to do so, which she didn't. She didn't have the intellect, motivation, or integrity. She was a hot chick chosen to be famous because she was hot, pulled (and I emphasize pulled) way out of her element who ultimately couldn't have ended up being a more basic bitch than she turned out to be unless she ended up banging Zach Morris (she ended up marrying the second best thing). When you're a hot girl, opportunity will literally find you, but you will often squander its full potential because you can't appreciate the absence of opportunity since men will constantly lob it at you. Megan Fox as a person embodies the "hot chick's journey."

I'd give my life for that

>hollywood people are cuckolds

are you really that surprised? it's not new.

>you would prefer to be fucked by me than fuck Megan Fox even though you're a straight male

H-Henry, I...

She had a kid and her husband wouldn't let her do movies

>Megan thread is full of rood doods
She just wanted to share her footpussy with the world...

Quick, number 10 female pornstars without any tattoo.

what fuck me up is that after the last surgery she looked like another person, then she went and got another one just to look like before the last surgery

Megan is qt and I want to touch her boobies!

I've noticed its really hard to find quality hr of Megan. Makes me sad.

Sup Forums is too young to remember prime Megan Fox

Mental problems and melting face

it's tough to put into words. it's a positive feeling at a very instinctual level. your lizard brain is telling you that you're doing a good job, this is what you're supposed to be doing. i guess it's how people get addicted to high level escorts or hot groupies or whatever. your feel like the big winner at your very core.

>Megain is now a "too young" meme
How old am I? Jesus. The other day niggas were talking about The Wire like it was Quincy...

I feel like I've fucked a woman who is, to me, as hot as her. I'll drop a pic.

Anyways, it feels really good until you cum, but its a never ending feeling of dread, like anything good in life. You just know its waiting to be over and ruin you.

>She wouldn't fuck for jobs.
>She married and committed to babies like a good woman instead of hoarding her body like these diseased hollywood cunts.
>She never runs her mouth about typical hollywood liberal horseshit.
I always thought she was liquid sex and because of that probably a whore but the truth is, shes probably a better person than any of us.

His name on her hip... I'll bet she calls her husband daddy in the sack. Megan Fox is paragon of sex AND virtue.

Her prime was 10 years ago

Hahahaha in 2008 she looked fine. Then she kills the nerves in her forehead through surgery and is an abomination 2 years later.

>posts a literal 5.9 / 10

FUKN LOL