What do girls see in him?

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Mischievous personality, design that's easy to abuse, and most importantly he's one half of an gay pairing with a shota.

a triangle

That's shapist. He's an "equilateral" triangle.

They see him INSIDE them

Women are attracted to power and by proxy psychopaths

Bitches love triangles.

Charming personality, overcompensation for his small stature, short temper, magic/evil powers allowing for escapist fantasies, good voice, just plain cute looking

sshhhh they are still in mourning.

>magic/evil powers allowing for escapist fantasies

True. Read through the comment section of any YouTube video with Bill in it and you will eventually hit the loads of girls spouting their sometimes explicit sexual Bill fantasies.

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I don't know, user, why do girls like Darth Vader despite him having no legs nor arms nor dick and looking like Uncle Fester?

Are there Darth Vader fangirls? I assume there are, I've just never run across any.

I mean it's worth noting they draw him like this and even the canon human Bill stuff didn't put a stop to it.

Why do they keep drawing him as a 20 something when he has the voice and personality of a guy in his thirties?

Almost nobody draws him as an actual cyclops tho.
it's always an eye badge or some cop out shit like that.

Children are attracted to confidence and power.

It also helps that he is easy to draw.

Preeeeety sure it's the continuing fallout from this.

This.

Fujos draw him as a anime bishonen demon guy. Bitches love anime bishonen demon guys.

Same thing they see in characters like Sans or Garrus. All mysterious and whatnot

I suppose that's the difference between a human form and a humanoid form.

Because he's a cutie duh.

Sans, maybe. But how the fuck is Garrus mysterious?

Bill should at least have a bunch of extra arms and mouths and eyes and shit if you're gonna do human crap.

>Why do they keep drawing him as a 20 something
Modeled after his voice actor the manlet Hack probably, remember Bill is essentially just Alex after he drops some acid.

Yeah Alex was only late 20s when he first voiced Bill.

I mean, maybe that wasn't the best adjective for him so my bad, but Garrus has the same depressed, "I need someone to fix me" aura about him

ISOSCELES, SHORT STUFF!

Go to bed Alex. You're drunk.

They can "ship" him with everybody.

what the fuck is happening to our youth

They're not longer satisfied by human men.

Dipper is 12 yet has a voice that sounds like a guy in his late 20's.

Triangles are cucking hordes of our women. Once they get polygoned they never go back. Beings with no sharp angles or vertices won't satisfy them anymore and they need Geometry 101 textbooks to achieve orgasm.

It's part of a big NWO conspiracy to prevent 3d beings from breeding.

Is that a girl?

Yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=hlf1O2R-kDk

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Anyone got a pic of that girl who got him tattooed between her tits?

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I just looked up that crush thing and the comments are a ride.
thiscrush.com/fan/Gravity-Falls/Bill-Cipher

>Step on me and beat me down wirh ur cane
>OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MR DORITO. PLEASE FUQ ME AS A DORITO THANKS
>NOTICE ME SENPAI
>I never thought a Dorito could be so daddy
>BILL CIPHER IS MY DADDY. IM HIS SEX SLAVE.
>Bill is my daddy.. make me moan Daddy...
>He's my favorite character and I'd tap that
>Oh my gawd, he is just so controlling and Powerful idk why but I frickin love it halp. I've got a crush on a frickin shape.

>shapes are my new fetish
>What the heck,,, why am I attracted to a trianlge
>Does this thing have a pe nis If it does then I want it inside of me right now
>i jacked off to bill once

>FCuK ME
MANIPULATE ME
DORITO OR HUMAN FORM
HOLY SHIT IM SO GAY

uh not all of these are girls

Funny, intelligent, a 'bad boy', he's basically built to slay puss. Also a triangle with the tip pointing upward is an ancient symbol of masculinity and the penis.

What do girls see in her?

What does girls seen in him?

What do both guys and girls see in her?

booty

Fuckin kek holy shit

Everyone always goes on about her butt and ignores her boobs like they don't even exist.

>that jiggle

i know it is tragic

some chicks just straight up think about being tortured

i'm serious

Is this a thing?

Makes sense, I remember seeing chicks who got Bill tattooed between their tits or something but if you wanna get a Bill tattoo that makes a lot more sense.

This is now a Dom thread.

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well that's because he's voiced by fraser from cheers

youtu.be/eI8ioELISjk
>This is the only animator in the fandom that drew him different

>There are people who only want to fuck human bill
Weak. Triangle Bill is the only way to go.

Very nice. But what if he looked like this?

Actual question: are there really people who fantasize about fucking the actual triangle as a triangle? How would you even do that?

Bitches loves money and power.

when they see a triangle, they know exactly what it's means

I like her helmet

>best “fuck you fangirls“ ever

thanks alex

no nothing stops them

I'd say this version makes sense, considering Bill doesn't really seem to know how human anatomy works.

Who wins in an all-out fight Yung Venuz or Bill Cipher?

According to Alex he had this design thought up while the show was still in pre-production. It has nothing to do with fangirls.

Only surprised this took so long to show up.

Actually he said that Bill is just a triangle and it was to troll fangirls. Why would Bill ever be human?

I don't really think so, when Bill first appears he turns into Soos, and he looks indistinguishable from Soos. Why wouldn't Bill just be able to look like any human he wants to like he already did? That doesn't mean that he would ever have a "human form" though, like Odo from Deep Space Nine he can just shapeshift. Why would there be a "real" human Bill form?

Millennial males appeal to nobody.

They fight but neither can kill the other so they go out for beers. And possibly fuck afterwards but as bros no homo.

Three 60 degree angles

Better as cute girl.

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Hands.
Grinding.
Magic:
>telekinesis (any oblong/vibrating object)
>conjuring (see above, also could appeal to kink stuff if he summons chains)
>morphing (either just growing a dick or into a form that has a dick, OR indulging any weird transformation fetish)
>making a dick out of magical energy itself
>snapping and suddenly they orgasm because it's magic, bitch
Mindcontrolling them into masturbating.
Possessing their body and masturbating and their ghost can feel it somehow (even though this isn't canon)
Some form of "sex" that he'd find erotic and they'd find his arousal erotic even though they're not turned on by the original thing (like an animal sacrifice, or advanced geometry).
Dirty talk that they can masturbate to.
Wet dreams in the Dreamscape.
Etc.

I'm not personally a fan of Bill and have never thought of this or read fic about him before but I love monster/magic fucking and he presents a ton of golden opportunities. I'm sure most of these people just make him a human and fuck that, though. Tragic waste.

I like you, user.

I'm just here to spread the good word.

Full triangle body or object head are the only passable options.

>tfw jealous and resentful of a cartoon triangle

What do guys see in her?

I've seen girls drawing him as a cute bishie boy in a dandy suit , looking like he just came out of Ouran High School Host.
Also,am I the only one who noticed he's a isosceles triangle?

Much like with Bill, mostly shit that isn't there.

He's a sadistic psychopath with magic powers. Of course girls are going to fawn over him. He checks off all of their sexual fantasies.

True. Even beginners can draw Bill. Just make an isosceles triangle, an eye with lashes, add some limbs and a hat.

>he's a isosceles triangle?
that's an ugly slur you shut your fucking lying mouth racist

It was a design made to be turned into merchandise.

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There's a whole bunch of triangle fic/art and it's either tentacles or making him some kind of fleshlight.

>Boys want to defeat bad guys
>Girls want to fuck them
Is there any reason to be a hero at all? We all know we're the spotlight points at

Don't beat women they said
It doesn't accomplish anything they said
Tap water and soy are good for you they said

Look there's nothing less scary than a KAWAII DESU little triangle in a cartoon show though. Maybe he beats on Dipper or Ford or Mabel for ships and porn/sexual fantasies but nonthreatening harmlessness is probably part of the appeal, right? I mean Bill's real form is Biru-chan wa Hello Kitty I want to get a stuffed one to cuddle kind of shit.

(those people who redecorated their entire rooms with billdip merchandise were probably pushing it a little though)

Admittedly that is often fucking attractive in fictional characters. In real people to a lesser degree but can be cute if it's not too much.
As far as the dorito goes I'd say that it's the voice and the fact that most people prefer to humanise him which lets them imagine anything they want to.