Ok, ok, I see what's happening here

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange

That's not how it goes, faggot.
NO
ONE...

You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

>happening here
>happuninnneeaaaaah

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!

I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god

eats buffalo wings like gaston

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

...

>island themed movie and character
>song features rising trumpets
I don't get it.

no one bats like gaston

Blows his head off like Gaston

When I was a lad I ate 5 buckets of kfc everyday just to get large...

FUCK, I laughed.

Gosh it disturbs us to see you, Gaston
Looking hip deep in the gay

Every user would prefer you, Gaston
Balls deep in bimbette bootay

LeFou, as a man, always looked up to you
The most masculine man in the town

And now he wants to massage your dick for you
And it's turning the world upside dooooown!

...

and now it's in my head, damn you

No one's dicks as incrdibly thick as gaston's!

That's kinda said, the guy who played Gaston at Disney World died that way.

you don't say...

Yeah, it was a horrible accident. Dude had his whole life ahead of him.

...

Even back in the desu spam days we knew gaston posting could fight any kind of faggotry.

Boatlights vs. Gaston was the battle for the ages

>look it up
>he died in my state
Not a lot happens in Maine, I'm surprised I didn't hear about it.

Plenty of people adhere very strictly to gender binaries. Where do these tumblr creatures live?

>Plenty of people adhere very strictly to gender binaries

WRONG!!

EVERYONE IS TRANSGENDER TO SOME DEGREE